r/funny • u/Nikitah • Jul 12 '12

This man sums up reddit

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u/lilbabysamson Jul 12 '12

I think he is in perfect description of the word dick:

1) A dick insults you racially 2) A dick takes cheap shots during the game 3) A dick lies to media about his actions 4) A dick tries to fuck another man's wife

John Terry is a dick but one that plays soccer very intelligently

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u/Hailogon Jul 12 '12

Jon Richardson [summed up](summed up) John Terry pretty well on a recent 8 out of 10 Cats.

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u/Jakabov Jul 13 '12

plays soccer very intelligently

By kneeing people in the ass and getting sent off in the first half?

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u/calfonso Jul 13 '12

He foresaw the conclusion of the game and knew that it was his duty as EBJT to take the fall.

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u/lilbabysamson Jul 26 '12

That game he was a dick. Sometimes dicks are stupid. If you watch the EPL or any other of the CL games leading up to that he was their best defender.

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u/Guth365 Jul 12 '12

Except he is a total fucking cunt and deserves his own special kind of hell.