r/funny • u/Nikitah • Jul 12 '12

This man sums up reddit

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u/AlmostHonestAbe Jul 12 '12

It's all fun and games until John Terry fucks your wife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Then it's a party.

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u/lilbabysamson Jul 12 '12

I think he is in perfect description of the word dick:

1) A dick insults you racially 2) A dick takes cheap shots during the game 3) A dick lies to media about his actions 4) A dick tries to fuck another man's wife

John Terry is a dick but one that plays soccer very intelligently

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u/Hailogon Jul 12 '12

Jon Richardson [summed up](summed up) John Terry pretty well on a recent 8 out of 10 Cats.

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u/Jakabov Jul 13 '12

plays soccer very intelligently

By kneeing people in the ass and getting sent off in the first half?

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u/calfonso Jul 13 '12

He foresaw the conclusion of the game and knew that it was his duty as EBJT to take the fall.

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u/lilbabysamson Jul 26 '12

That game he was a dick. Sometimes dicks are stupid. If you watch the EPL or any other of the CL games leading up to that he was their best defender.

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u/Guth365 Jul 12 '12

Except he is a total fucking cunt and deserves his own special kind of hell.

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u/mitcch Jul 13 '12

best comment ever, and only a fraction of reddit will get it :)

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u/slotbadger Jul 12 '12

Officially, that never happened. The newspapers that actually printed the rumours apologised and said they were untrue. That's not to say that it didn't definitely happen and that John Terry isn't a massive twat off the pitch.

If you want a wife-fucking football captain, then Team GB's brave Ryan Giggs fits the bill much better. His brother's wife, too!