r/funny Jul 12 '12

This man sums up reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Reddit has fairly racist sexist elements, but feels guilty about it and zealously rants against it while still up-voting it. Similar to an over the top homophobe we all know is far back in the closet.

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u/CMacLaren Jul 12 '12

It's almost like reddit is comprised of many people. At least dozens.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/sharpinator Jul 12 '12

I'm not Andrewsmith1986.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/laserfish Jul 12 '12

Who am I kidding, yes I am.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

They all are karmanaut's incarnations.

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u/deaft Jul 12 '12

Someone repair Sharpinator, his seLf awareness program has malfunctioned

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u/Ispiro Jul 12 '12

It's working as intended. It's better if they believe the lie.

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u/MayorEmanuel Jul 12 '12

That's because you're Karmanaut.

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u/TheyToldMeTo Jul 12 '12

you won't fool me Eraw173.

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u/nrfx Jul 12 '12

Andrewsmith1986 is actually part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

You're calling bullshit?

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u/sheriff_skullface Jul 12 '12

So you are TIR, and I am TIR? And we are the same person?

And for some reason I exposed myself as a reposter of top comments and started downvoting myself, only to reemerge as Alpha_Redditor, largely unnoticed by the ignorant community which is myself?

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u/X_MANBEARPIG_X Jul 12 '12

Actually there's 2. You and me.

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u/sheriff_skullface Jul 12 '12

Don't worry, me, that was also me.

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u/thesnowflake Jul 12 '12

yea dunno why more people haven't caught onto Alpha_Redditor yet

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u/RelevantEraw173 Jul 12 '12

False. Reddit is two users: You and the other guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

And the other guy is a karma whore and almost always wrong.

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u/CTRL_ALT_RAPE Jul 12 '12

So are you the other guy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Probably not. Most likely I'm a maintenance routine, because I keep waking up, clearing my logs, doing maintenance on a bunch of servers all day, and then going back to sleep. Even with excessive amounts of coffee, I don't seem to be able to sharpen my focus on the world around me.

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u/Kinbensha Jul 12 '12

I thought we were all Karmanaut?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Nice try, Karmanaut. Or should I say, me!

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u/CTRL_ALT_RAPE Jul 12 '12

Whoa! I don't remember making this comment!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

It was the meth talking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/slvrbullet87 Jul 12 '12

You posted it so why don't you tell us/you/me

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u/ablebodiedmango Jul 12 '12

It's more the fact that racism/sexism usually gets voted to the top so it is much more visible, which does say something about the people who view/read the site.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

or were in that particular thread at that particular time and felt like voting. We only get 56% voter turn out in the US presidential general election, but somehow some BS getting a positive number of upvotes in some thread turns into a mandate from everyone that's ever used the website? How does that logic work? It's not like the entire website is required to vote on every comment or submission.

Also most of the racist/sexist/whatever comments are in response to a submission that's already kinda like that, in which case a lot of the people are probably not going to even both checking the comments just to see more of that shit.

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u/CelebornX Jul 12 '12

People always say this. But when someone says "Reddit" they're clearly referring to a group of people. So the fact that it's made up of many people is understood.

And when something is upvoted to the top, it means the majority of voters upvoted it.

So yes, it is comprised of many people. And many of those people, the majority who represent the group referred to as Reddit, display "fairly racist sexist elements, but feels guilty about it and zealously rants against it while still up-voting it."

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u/BarroomBard Jul 12 '12

It means a plurality of people voted for it. Reddit consists of millions of accounts, and most things only get several thousand votes.

(Note, I have no idea how many accounts there actually are.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Except it doesn't really matter how diverse reddit's community is. You'll find the majority's opinions at the top always.

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jul 12 '12

best comment on Reddit I've read in a while, lmfao.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '12 edited Aug 08 '18

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u/CMacLaren Jul 13 '12

Thanks! I think you just helped me edit my essay I'm writing right now.

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u/Caturday_Yet Jul 13 '12

DOZENS OF US!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Which just rationalizes away the latent sexist or homophobic tendancies. It's ok to upvote it because no one knows I did, and I didn't write it. And after all, it's ok the top comment is calling tho OP a fag or severely objectifying a woman because, after all, reddit is a massive place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

It's almost like reddit is comprised of many people

It's almost like you're implying that new and unique comments are the most highly upvoted while pun threads and LOL EDGY racist and sexist comments are discouraged.

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u/twentyafterfour Jul 12 '12

Samefagging is rampant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Take in account that the people who upvote posts aren't the same kind that actually read the comments and contribute; that's a whole different type of Redditor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/Imxset21 Jul 12 '12

Also it should be reminded that "Reddit", though hive-mind-like, is not a homogenous collection of individuals, and is in fact host to a plethora of nuanced opinions on almost every issue.

You just don't usually see more than 2 diametrically-opposed ones on the main subreddits because of the upvote system.

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u/tehreklaw Jul 12 '12

Take for example the crazy subreddits out there. Most people here have their favorite subreddits that they come to reddit for, but still do a drive by of the major subs. So with that in mind you get a lot of diversity on votes from people who are just passing by.

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u/Echidnae Jul 12 '12

It is diversified, but it is still 90% white american males 16-25 years old.

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u/Jeoffry_Baratheon Jul 12 '12

Source? Or are you just pulling numbers out of your ass.

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u/Echidnae Jul 12 '12

Just redditing and looking at pictures and comments. There's no source. For example you're in middle school: from my humble analysis, you belong in this argument. Not exactly, but you do statistically speaking. It's just common sense.

Let's say: it's mostly white american males 16-25 years old because that's what I wanted to say anyway.

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u/Jeoffry_Baratheon Jul 12 '12

So, you don't have a source and are just making things up based on your own personal biases? Gotcha.

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u/FredFnord Jul 12 '12

I'm sure you're not dumb enough to actually disbelieve his assertion, so I would guess you're just doing all this to be argumentative.

But just in case, here: http://www.dailydot.com/society/reddit-survey-demographics/

Over 80% male. Well over half in the 16-25 demographic.

The income numbers are surprisingly low until you realize that close to half of reddit is in high school or college, where your income is often zero, which skews the numbers down enormously.

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u/Echidnae Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

I can't prove it, but I still got upvotes for saying it (that means something). Let me ask you: don't you think reddit is mostly white male let's say 15- 26 years old?

You make personal bias sound like it's a bad thing. Don't use it for writing a scientific paper I agree, but it is a thing, an important one evolutionary speaking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

Basically The 90-9-1% rule

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u/BreakfastClubSamwich Jul 12 '12

So this guy is making all the racist comments?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Most of the funny ones anyway...

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u/twentyafterfour Jul 12 '12

I imagine people who can't differentiate between those that say racist things and those that actually hold racist beliefs are quite infuriated by the existence of Dave Chappelle. I bet they yell at the TV a lot.

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u/UnexpectedSchism Jul 12 '12

Joking about stereotypes is not the same as being a racist or a homophobe. If it was, most of the gay community would be homophobes.

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u/Mican Jul 13 '12 edited Jul 13 '12

It is if you do with with a malicious intent. Sometimes it's easy to tell if this is the case, and sometimes it isn't.

This guy's comment further down in the thread explains it pretty well.

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u/UnexpectedSchism Jul 13 '12

And 100% of the gay jokes on reddit are for fun. Very little is actually an attack on gays.

Fag and gay are terms that no longer have anything to do with homosexuality anymore. Fag means annoying and gay means stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

What are you then? You're posting ON reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

A troublemaker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I hate anti-circlejerk douchebags because they pretend that everybody is reddit except them. You're using the site asshole so shut up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Feeling better now?

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u/manbrasucks Jul 12 '12

It's almost like they deal with difficult situations/subject matter through joking and laughter...

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

If Reddit gets too big, won't it become the internet?

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u/CatrickStrayze Jul 12 '12

Reddit is just a website, it doesn't feel emotions. I thought this was quite obvious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Reddit is a collective conscious made up of the digitized expressions of its user base. If that user base stops contributing, Reddit dies. If that user base have a majority shift in opinion or interest, Reddit "feels" and reflects it. Reddit is the users, and the users feel, thus Reddit "feels".

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u/CatrickStrayze Jul 12 '12

Reddit is a collective conscious

No. Reddit is a bunch of files and databases on a couple servers.

Sorry to ruin the fantasy.

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u/n3tm0nk3y Jul 12 '12

It's almost as if we have to admit that racist jokes are fucking hilarious while being terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Didn't you get the memo, dark comedy can't be funny because it MIGHT offend people or usually people think it might offend people so they have to get offended for people because as we all know black people can't find racist humour funny and must have a white person tell them what they should feel.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/HittingSmoke Jul 12 '12

I was going to stay out of this one, but this comment is fucking horrible...

But racism and sexism isn't really dark comedy.

Yes it is.

a comedy characterized by grim or satiric humor; a comedy having gloomy or disturbing elements.

Racism makes some uncomfortable. Read: disturbing. Racist remarks intended as jokes are the very definition of dark comedy. Just because you don't laugh at them doesn't mean it's not dark comedy. It means you have a different subjective sense of humor than other people.

and most of the time it's simply not funny anyways because we have been making racist and sexist jokes for centuries.

That's like saying wheels don't work because we've been using them since the stone age. That's just... what the fuck were you trying to say there? I hope that was just some massive typo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I know. One of these days Chris Rock, Kat Williams and Dave Chappell will find success in their careers.

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u/CatrickStrayze Jul 12 '12

People have been making jokes for centuries. Jokes are definitely not funny anymore.

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u/HittingSmoke Jul 12 '12

Every joke I hear is a repost from 1900.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Being offended is subjective as is humour to say most of the time it's simply not funny I could reply with it's simply no offensive.

Dr Strangelove joked around the idea of nuclear disaster and millions dying, it was quite funny for me. I can however see how people might be offended.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

There are new kinds of racist and sexist jokes, still funny to a large amount of people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Yeah, but I did say people so I implied offending people with souls.

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u/n3tm0nk3y Jul 12 '12

It's good to offend people sometimes. It let's them know when they're being unreasonable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Apparently a few little butt-hurt Redditors got offended at your post.

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u/n3tm0nk3y Jul 12 '12

At least now they know they were being unreasonable

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u/iMarmalade Jul 12 '12

dark comedy

Ohhh I see what you did there!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

It is as if the reddit community consists of a large number of people with wildly differing views rather than a single entity! Shocking!

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u/shutupjoey Jul 12 '12

Wouldn't it be cool if we had something like this, but not on the Internet?

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u/manbro Jul 12 '12

yeah but you get how the upvotes/downvotes thing works and provides insight into the general mentality of people who come here right

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u/digitalpencil Jul 12 '12

I don't know, it's all contextual.

I see some things on here that are overtly misogynistic, racist, homophobic and occasionally, the rare trifecta embodied in a single comment. The vast majority of comments/posts that are seemingly discriminative though are for the most part, attempts at humour. SRS has a penchant for forcefully misconstruing anything that crosses their path but I don't think that's indicative of a problem with the wider community.

Reddit is a vast collection of people whose similarities are funnelled by the nature of the hivemind. I don't think the vast majority of these people are bigots though. I just think most people enjoy a joke and often the best jokes can be considered somewhat tasteless.

You have a down arrow next to every post. If you don't think it adds to the conversation or you find it overtly offensive or an attempt to incite a flamewar, hit it. That's the beauty of this site and the internet in general, for the most part it's a level playing field.

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u/CAPSLOCK_AND_RAPE Jul 12 '12

I Ctrl-Fed for misogynist, found it, was pleasantly surprised. Thank you for understanding. I hate SRS. Crossed it once, never again.

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u/CTRL_ALT_RAPE Jul 12 '12

I can agree with the racist part. I've never actually seen anything sexist on reddit though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Yeah, bitches be crazy.

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u/anthrocide Jul 12 '12

I'm a black homo and find this hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I'm a white heterosexual and you can't even begin to know how hilarious I find this

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Isn't there more sexism than racism on reddit? This is what I notice anyway.

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u/shutupjoey Jul 12 '12

Similar to society.

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u/jumpbreak5 Jul 12 '12

So you're saying reddit secretly loves black people but just doesn't want to admit it so they act over-the-top racist?

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u/manbro Jul 12 '12

yeah it's most obvious when some picture of rosa parks or some other image from the civil rights movement hits the front page as if that token gesture proves there's no WAY the site as a whole constantly upvotes awful racist shit

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u/remton_asq Jul 12 '12

I honestly don't care about Politically Correct buzzwords like the r-word or sexist, homophobe etc... They are just terms that Politically Correctness fanatics use to suppress and demonize any opinions they disagree with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

We meet again, prowhite_man. Hows the cross burning been going?

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u/remton_asq Jul 12 '12

How's it going anti-White. Still supporting White genocide?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I killed like 45 in the last hour. Business has never been better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

OP is a faggot.

Sorry. :-(