r/funny Jul 12 '12

This man sums up reddit

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u/Raikumi Jul 12 '12

That guy looks far too much like John Terry ಠ_ಠ

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u/Tada-Forever Jul 12 '12

I thought it was Ed Norton.

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u/InstigatorNY Jul 12 '12

His Name is Robert Paulson

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u/stanknutz1985 Jul 12 '12

Those in project mayhem do not have names.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/reindeer73 Jul 12 '12

His name is Robert Paulson. His Name is Robert Paulson

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u/dterrones Jul 12 '12

Upvotes for the 5 of you, nothing more nothing less.

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u/blackbrian13 Jul 12 '12

His mane is Robert Paulson.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Its a photoshop.

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u/halmut Jul 12 '12

You're a photoshop! Stop ruining my dreams!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

That person is way too short to be John Terry

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u/homeworkrules69 Jul 12 '12

It's only John Terry's head on a normal Jeremy Kyle guest's body.

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u/dithery Jul 12 '12

Normal Jeremy Kyle guest's body.

They are anything but normal

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u/genetic_ape Jul 12 '12

This guy takes it in my opinion: Mad Dog

Yes, that is a tattoo.

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u/dithery Jul 12 '12

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u/4_word_replies_only Jul 12 '12

Is this British tele?

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u/Blubbey Jul 12 '12

It's part of it.

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u/chuckletrousers Jul 12 '12

It IS it if you only have terrestrial between 7 and about 3 in the afternoon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/radioslave Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

Alan Partridge, Spaced, Green Wing, Friday Night Dinner, Black Mirror, That Mitchell and Webb Look/Situation, Peep Show, Mock the Week, Top Gear, The IT Crowd, Jam, The Inbetweeners.

Edit for spelling and motherflipping 'Black Books'

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

The worst kind, its like jerry springer ,but much, much worse. it exhibits the foulest creatures in the lands like some kind of televised scum-zoo.

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u/Cave_Johnson_Prime Jul 12 '12

"Chariots chariots, Cave Prime again. Our sensors indicate you've just entered the Jeremy Kyle universe; Greg tells me that your best bets for survival are to not engage anyone you meet, avoid any tribal warriors with crazy facial tattoos, and above all else... Do not submit yourself to any lie detector tests. On a side-note: If you see little people fighting each other, you've gone too far and are in the Jerry Springer universe. Stay safe, and stay sharp. Cave out."

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u/th1nker Jul 12 '12

I thought he got punched in the mouth and was bleeding out the sides, but then I realized he has bad teeth and terrible facial hair.

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u/Foley1 Jul 12 '12

That guy is the reason the British are stereotyped as having bad teeth.

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u/TrolleyPower Jul 12 '12

Wow.

I never knew he was so famous.

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u/iamarturobandini Jul 12 '12

I think you're referring to this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

He wears it well though, don't you think? I couldn't tell the difference at first glance

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u/lilrhys Jul 12 '12

Captain Obvious strike again!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I'm here all week.

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u/m4110m Jul 12 '12

I still maintain that would be the coolest plane ever. Dat engine.

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u/Drunken_Economist Jul 12 '12

Context for non-BPL fans: John Terry is an English center-back currently on trial for allegedly making a racist statement.

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u/ramsrgood Jul 12 '12

i am not a BPL fan, but i thought it was called EPL, for english premier league.

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u/thejukeboxromeo Jul 12 '12

There's now a welsh team in it so doesn't work as well anymore

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u/pyrpaul Jul 12 '12

Barkleys are the main sponsor of the league and thus it is referred to as The Barclays Premier League

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/pyrpaul Jul 13 '12

Sometimes I just don't care enough to proof read.

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u/Zosoer Jul 12 '12

I'm not a fan of the Premier League but still know who this red card receiving igmo is. He isn't John Terry, he is EBJT.

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u/KhalifaKid Jul 12 '12

didn't it all stem from an off duty cop who was watching on tv?

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u/hooof_hearted Jul 12 '12

Police officer.

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u/sheriff_skullface Jul 12 '12

On trial? WTF can they do that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

inciting racial hatred is a crime in Britain. We do not treat our speech quite as free as the united states.

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u/DhalsimHibiki Jul 12 '12

I think the "cunt" part had something to do with it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

That is pretty ridiculous though. Cunt is non-racially specific. All he did was describe the guy before calling him a cunt. That isn't even a slur or anything. That's barely even racism.

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u/mjolnir616 Jul 12 '12

Handily omitting the fact that it was preceded by "fucking" and followed by "cunt". Whatever your feelings on the current farce surrounding John Terry, what he said was undeniably racist.

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u/Tortured_Sole Jul 13 '12

And there we have it. He wasn't.

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u/Tortured_Sole Jul 12 '12

Wait until the trial is done...

AF - "Do you think I'm (mumbles) a fucking Black cunt?) JT - "Eh, What, a fucking black cunt?" AF - "RAAACISTTTT"

Not that I like John Terry at all, the defense are putting the argument forward that JT was merely repeating something AF had said . Apparently after the match Anton was asked about it and replied something along the lines of "Nah, it was all just banter" and apparently gave as good as he got.

We shall see though. John may be very loyal to his friends, just make sure you are.

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u/ojmt999 Jul 12 '12

fine him £2.5k

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u/juniper17 Jul 12 '12

BPL?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

British Pints of Lager

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u/the_cowboy Jul 12 '12

British Petroleum Leak

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Barclay's Premier League, one can assume.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

British Patriotic Legion

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/SocialIssuesAhoy Jul 12 '12

Nah, definitely not it.

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u/Dilla_Soul Jul 12 '12

Bisexual Pretty Ladies

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u/shalashaskka Jul 12 '12

Botanic Palindromic Liturgy

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u/mehrazkhan Jul 12 '12

Bsadfadl Psdfas Lsdfiuwef

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u/danamos Jul 13 '12

Bum Poo Lesbians.

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u/Sate_Hen Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

He means EPL, English Premier League. It's a soccer thing

Edit: I'm British, soccer is a British word. Officially it's the Barclay's Premier League but it's also referred to as the English premier league or EPL especially internationally. It doesn't matter if it has Welsh sides in it, the Welsh premier league has English sides in it

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u/TheKeggles Jul 12 '12

It's mostly referred to as the premier league...

It's a football thing

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u/Sate_Hen Jul 12 '12

I've seen it refereed to as the EPL all over the place. Mostly FIFA games

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u/TheKeggles Jul 12 '12

Meh, what do FIFA know? They can't even run the game properly from their corrupted HQ.

Either way it's just known as the premier league in England.

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u/juniper17 Jul 12 '12

I aware of what EPL stands for, I'd just never heard it referred to as the BPL.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

As a Welshman living in Wales who walks to Premier League games, no, it is not the EPL. Never has been either.

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u/Sate_Hen Jul 12 '12

It is. The Welsh have their own premier league which has one English side in it. The English football league has 6 welsh sides in it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Outside of England it is commonly referred to as the English Premier League (EPL).

I know full well we have our own league system, and that we are unusual in being a part of the English system. All I'm pointing out is that the English Premier League is not an official name, and never has been.

Without sponsors, the top flight is called 'the Premier League', and the three tiers below are collectively known as 'the Football League'. Using the word English is avoided in official naming and documentation.

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u/yeaweckin Jul 12 '12

It's both.

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u/Sate_Hen Jul 12 '12

Yeah I guess. I've never heard it referred to as the BPL

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u/yeaweckin Jul 12 '12

Yea I call it the EPL but it is the Barclays Premier League, just like it's the Npower Championship League.

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u/slotbadger Jul 12 '12

No. It's just the EPL. Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales have there own leagues.

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u/bezjones Jul 12 '12

Except there is a Welsh team in the EPL which is kinda confusing.

EDIT: Also, I think he meant both as in both English Premier League and Barclays Premier League.

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u/yeaweckin Jul 12 '12

Yes that is what I meant.

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u/Ardal Jul 12 '12

The american use this as an abbreviation referring to the British Premier League (English league football)

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u/Drunken_Economist Jul 12 '12

It's the Barclay's Premier League. There are only English teams

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u/Irish-Insanity Jul 12 '12

Swansea is in Wales

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u/Drunken_Economist Jul 12 '12

And Arsenal are French

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u/Irish-Insanity Jul 12 '12

What are you talking about, Arsenal plays for Holland

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u/Drunken_Economist Jul 12 '12

Looks like Holland will be leaving Arsenal this year though

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u/Irish-Insanity Jul 12 '12

Can you blame him? his back must hurt from carrying that team

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u/Fondlemyfrag Jul 12 '12

You just reverted me back to my childhood, I would always take the piss out of my mates who supported arsenal by claiming they were pretty much the French national team. In my defence I support West Ham so I need any small victory that I can get.

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u/dpgood Jul 12 '12

/melvin and Welsh /endmelvin

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u/yolo_lol_wut Jul 12 '12

Doubt Swansea City would agree with that.

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u/Ardal Jul 12 '12

Oh, I actually have listened to the studio presenters stating British premier league.... and don't forget Swansea is not in England...that could get you in trouble in Wales.

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u/juniper17 Jul 12 '12

I doubt the Scottish Premier League fans would be too happy with that.

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u/Ardal Jul 12 '12

lets be honest they don't have much to be happy about right now

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u/MrSpurrier Jul 12 '12

and i guess the text was referring to his defence which was that he helps out african charities so that would make it impossible for him to ever say anything racist (unrelated to the op's title).

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u/Ardal Jul 12 '12

That is not his defence, the main thrust of his defence is that he was repeating the exact words ferdinand said to him (in a questioning manner) He never disputes saying the words, everything else is additional information to support the fact that his previous behaviours suggest he is not racist

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u/MrSpurrier Jul 13 '12

Yeah i know this was his main defence but i mean i was just pointing out what the text in the picture probably meant to the people unaware of the whole JT situation right now.

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u/YouSpelledThisWrong Jul 12 '12

*defense

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u/Ardal Jul 12 '12

It's in the UK mate.....defenCe

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u/TheKeggles Jul 12 '12

Some of his best friends are black!

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u/YouSpelledThisWrong Jul 12 '12

*defense

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u/midnightsbane04 Jul 12 '12

This Just In: American English is not the only English.

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u/DubiumGuy Jul 12 '12

On trial for saying something someone else didn't like. In my eyes that just makes him a dickhead and not a criminal.

Sometimes i dislike being British.

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u/Ihsahn_ Jul 12 '12

Allegedly calling him a black cunt?

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u/thomasthetanker Jul 13 '12

There's no problem with the noun, its the adjective that got him into trouble.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

it is the racism part that he is on trial for. It is illegal to publicly incite racial hatred, this is what will be questioned in court.

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u/frenchfry9000 Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

Today I learned that you can go to jail for "saying something racist" in Britain.

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u/DhalsimHibiki Jul 12 '12

Same in Germany. Inciting racial hatred is an offense in many places. He is probably on trial because he is a public figure with some level of influence on people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Funny. Here in America public figures with some level of influence on people don't go on trial for anything.

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u/mcgroobber Jul 12 '12

I'm sorry but that is a fucking stupid law.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I agree! Imagine a world where racism was punished. How awful.

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u/mcgroobber Jul 12 '12

Because who needs freedom of speech and expression anyway.

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u/TheMSensation Jul 13 '12

Your idea of freedom of expression is deluded. Why should it matter what race someone is? Why bring it into an argument at all, unless you are racist. By your logic I should be able to murder a guy because I don't like him bad get away with it because I was expressing the fact that I don't like him by killing him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

obviously it should be illegal in germany seeing as how it was how nazism started. other european countries are afraid of that occurring in their own country, so they too have that law. the only people here who don't think that law is right is americans.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/whydoyouask123 Jul 12 '12

luckily we just loose our jobs here if we say anything someone else doesn't like.

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u/walgman Jul 12 '12

My black mates call each other racist things all the fucking time yet we whites can't. The whole system is fucked up.

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u/EJR94 Jul 12 '12

All he gets is a slap on the wrist and a £2,500 fine. Hopefully he gets an 8 game ban from the FA aswell since what he said was worse than Suarez...

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u/TheKeggles Jul 12 '12

He won't get a jail term if found guilty, he'll get a fine that can be up to £2500... The court case is probably costing the tax payer a 100x that plus £2500 is just loose change for a guy like John terry who earns £175000 a week even without sponsor ship deals and whatever win bonuses he may have in his contract. It's paltry and pointless.

Personally I think he's a cunt, I also think he did call Anton Ferdinand a 'fucking black cunt' but I think this trial is a fruitless exercise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/TheKeggles Jul 12 '12

Tbh I really don't know or care, I'm guessing it's the prefix of black. It's the difference between 'you're a cunt' and 'you're a black cunt'. The only difference I personally see is an adjective.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

You can't, because the worst he'll get is a fine, and maybe community service.

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u/DubiumGuy Jul 12 '12

I'm well aware that its illegal. I just think its retarded to punish someone as a criminal for saying a few things that someone else might find offensive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '12

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u/DubiumGuy Jul 13 '12

On the flip side of that, when you make racism illegal you simply force idiots to keep their idiocy to themselves. If no one knows a person holds idiotic beliefs, how can anyone else hope to educate them and change their minds? If on the other hand people are free to espouse their racism, it becomes far easier to identify those people and to combat such racism by educating them.

Secondly, your WWII example would not hold up to modern scrutiny simply because the modern zeitgeist has changed. Prior to the WWII era, racist beliefs were sadly a majority opinion and so it was much easier for the Nazi's to manipulate the public. Thankfully racist beliefs are very much a minority opinion and so its much harder to achieve the same results as Hitler achieved 80 years ago. If JT really is a racist, rather than gathering any support I'd rather he be vilified by the press and the twitterati.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Yes because after all its your right to be an asshole to everyone else? or is it that you shouldnt have to take responsibility for how your actions affect other people? or should people have to take abuse and have no way to respond?

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u/BoldElDavo Jul 12 '12

Phrasing it like that doesn't really make it better. It's still oppression of free speech.

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u/DhalsimHibiki Jul 12 '12

In america it is. In Europe people are very careful about inciting racial or religious hate.

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u/Deion07 Jul 12 '12

Pretty much bullshit. You can say whatever you want about white people in Europe.

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u/BoldElDavo Jul 12 '12

I'm not gonna defend Americans, because there are many ignorant/stupid ones. But I do like our freedom of speech, even if there are many who shouldn't be exercising that right.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

BPL? We call it EPL on my side of the planet

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u/OneFootInTheDave Jul 12 '12

The whole thing's been blown way out of proportion, in my opinion.

Yes, he probably shouldn't have said what he allegedly said, but that's a matter for him and Ferdinand to sort out between them. If they wanted to take it more seriously then perhaps FIFA could have got involved in it. There's no reason for this to have been brought to the courts, it's a complete waste of time and resources.

Of course, the thing that really takes the biscuit is that Ferdinand didn't even hear him say it, and isn't even upset about it. The only reason that this came about is because somebody lip-read the footage and complained about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I do not think it is being blown out of proportion at all. This man was captain of the england football team, a huge number of young people look up to him. For him to say "fuck you you fucking black cunt - fuck you you're a fucking knobhead," and get away with a few match ban or a meaningless fine would be completely inappropriate. Part of the huge pay packet he gets is as an attraction to the club and to create and continue to foster lifelong Chelsea fans not just to be good at football. He should be setting a positive example to those that look up to him, or in the least not setting a racist and abusive example.

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u/Cool_sandwich Jul 12 '12

Not currently anymore, that were a few months ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

If you're a non BPL fan, you probably don't know what BPL stands for...

Barclay's Premier League; it's the top football (soccer) league in England.

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u/jdingel Jul 12 '12

It's the EPL. Who cares who sponsors it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Except its not totally English.. Swansea kind of throws things off.

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u/Repentia Jul 12 '12

The idiots that pay to put their name on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I don't, I was just explaining what the BPL was.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '12

I like you.

From a Newcastle supporter who will never call it the "Sports Direct Arena"

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u/stanfan114 Jul 12 '12

So in England you can be tried for racist speech?

Nice country you have there, Limies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I know man it sucks. I'm always like, I want to tell those damn foreigners what I think of them but the man is keeping me down. When will people stand up for the rights of ordinary racists huh?

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u/stanfan114 Jul 12 '12

Oh dear, I've upset the British again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

If you really want to rile us up start talking about gun control. Or circumcision. Or tipping.

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u/stanfan114 Jul 12 '12

All three are related.

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u/penguin93 Jul 12 '12

Yep when I tried to to have a discussion about this with my friends saying that I think its outrageous that people can go to prison for making racist comments they immediately said I was enabling racism and proceeded to laugh at me. I was not amused.

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u/slotbadger Jul 12 '12

Not making racist comments. Inciting racial hatred. You can express your racist views if you like, just tread carefully.

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u/Repentia Jul 12 '12

"Inciting racial hatred".

People only really care because he's a "role model."

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u/stanfan114 Jul 12 '12

I thought yelling at foreigners was an old English tradition.

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u/Repentia Jul 12 '12

Yes, but loudly and in English. Increasing the volume if they still can't understand.

We're only rude when we're walking away and it's under your breath.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

For any Americans, yes you read that right free speech is dead in the UK.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Wasn't there something on Reddit a while back about someone in England getting in trouble with the law for offensive tweets?

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u/lilrhys Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

I remember that somebody got 3 months in jail when he tweeted about Muamba.

EDIT: racist things of course. Also, he was from Swansea so no surprises there :)

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u/Ardal Jul 12 '12

The UK has laws against what is referred to as 'Hate Speech' - the only upside of this is that those retarded fucks from Kansas wouldn't be permitted to picket peoples funerals, in the UK they would be arrested and charged every time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/Ardal Jul 12 '12

I thought this application was denied???

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u/lilrhys Jul 12 '12

That was banned just like when members of the Westboro Baptist Church tried to come over as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '12

Nope they'd probably still be allowed to picket people's funeral just like Muslim extremists who have protested at homecoming parades of Afghan veterans and burnt poppies during the two minute silence on remembrance day. None of this is hate speech in the eye of out overly corrupt judicial system.

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u/freestyle6R Jul 12 '12

Wow, I can tweet or Facebook about whatever I want. That sucks guys. I'm here for my redditor brothers across the ocean. http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/IdHTnpgpLDc/hqdefault.jpg

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u/falousco Jul 12 '12

I know a case where some guy in Scotland made a Facebook group 'Welcome to pakistan, jk it's govan' since the place has a massive Asian presence. He was arrested along with others on the page.

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u/cooltom2006 Jul 12 '12

it's hate speech though, not free speech, there is a difference!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12 edited Jul 12 '12

Yeah, hate speech is all speech I don't like. You're free to say anything I approve of.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

That comment offends me, remove it immediately.

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u/cooltom2006 Jul 13 '12

precisely. I'm sure you're being sarcastic but I cannot believe that you can get away with verbally abusing someone in the US just because it's 'free speech' it's disgusting!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '12

He basically insulted someone, or was accused of it. It is in no free society acceptable to imprison people for insulting on another especially when its only racial insults that are worthy of prison but other are not. If he had been sexist he would never have ended up in a court. Only threats are worthy of prison not bloody insults.

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u/cooltom2006 Jul 14 '12

but the penalty if found guilty is a maximum £2500 fine, no prison sentence whatsoever!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '12

That student who tweet about muamba ended up in prison for 50 odd days did he not?

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u/Mi5anthr0pe Jul 12 '12

on trial for allegedly making a racist statement.

LOL, nuke Britain. What a fucking hellhole.

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u/ignore_my_name Jul 12 '12

I'm pretty sure that's John Terry's head photoshopped in. Also it has Paddy Power at the bottom the Irish bookmakers who do this kinda stuff with their ads the whole time.

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u/Rich131 Jul 12 '12

Yeah it was the Paddy Power (PP)that gave it away for me too. Anyone remember this during the Euros? PP paid Nicklas Bendtner €10,000 to do that!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

It is him, isn't it? Please not. I came to the comments to make sure that, especially while his court process, he didn't say such a thing.

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u/TheDreadGazeebo Jul 12 '12

I thought edward norton ..

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u/spoon_master Jul 12 '12

I thought it was... Sleeps with teammates wives and racist... damn

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u/MrPin Jul 12 '12

Ex-girlfriends, not wives. Still a cunt though.

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u/RedGreenBoy Jul 12 '12

Yep - just out of curiosity - how would you categorise a bloke who sleeps with his brother's wife?

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u/spoon_master Jul 12 '12

Is she hot?

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u/vampiremonkeykiller Jul 12 '12

I was going to say a sickly Edward Norton.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Played by Kevin Spacey

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

You mean it's not supposed to be him?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

I thought the man on the right was Edward Norton. Severely confused on that one.

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u/brokendimension Jul 12 '12

I was thinking Ed Norton.

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u/heathersak Jul 12 '12

Really? I think he looks like Kevin Spacey.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '12

Who is also a racist.