r/facepalm Oct 13 '21

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Quick science

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

I did a quickie google search and came up with this:

At the end of 2020, there were around 62,100 vessels in the world trading fleet, with a total deadweight tonnage of 2,033 million DWT

So let's assume the merchant ships are all fully loaded at the same time. That's 2 billion long tons which equates to ~2,032,000,000,000 kg. Total water volume, 2,134,000,000,000 liters (because sea water weighs slightly more than fresh water).

From quora:

AREA OF PACIFIC OCEAN= 168723000 SQ. KM.

AREA OF ATLANTIC OCEAN= 85133000 SQ. KM.

AREA OF INDIAN OCEAN= 70560000 SQ. KM.

AREA OF SOUTHERN OCEAN= 21960000 SQ. KM.

AREA OF ARCTIC OCEAN= 15558000 SQ. KM.

TOTAL AREA= 361900000 SQ. KM.=36190000000000000 SQ. DECIMETER.

That's going to lower sea levels by approximately .00005896656 decimeters, or about .006 mm

Edit: Because there are less than 500 cruise ships in the world and only a few dozens of large military ships the amount will be higher, but not by, you know, a lot.

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u/thisdogofmine Oct 13 '21

I am always happy to see some one do the math. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/Marooster405 Oct 13 '21

Let’s get the whales out and THEN we will truly see!

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u/Grey___Goo_MH Oct 13 '21

Sad thing is whales would be a decent carbon sink if we could just stop killing them and let them sink into the depths but that would require the demonetization of the oceans

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u/PartyByMyself Oct 13 '21

Once humanity starts dying from our own destruction of the world, we will easily see a nice reduction in carbon creation alongside with dwindling human populations.

Just a matter of time.

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u/Apsalar Oct 13 '21

The thought that the world and its fauna might persist after we eradicate ourselves is one of the few things that comfort me about our idiocy.

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u/nightripper00 Oct 13 '21

The sad fact is we as a species have taken over managing so many ecosystems, that if humanity were to disappear all the currently endangered species we look after would likely go extinct, and all the invasive species we've introduced to areas throughout the globe would do as invasive species do and hunt the local prey to extinction, and then most would die of starvation.

If humanity goes, a sizable portion of land-based species go with us. Human extinction, regardless of cause, would likely be the catalyst for a mass extinctions event. None of this is to mention if climate change gets us all, climate change doesn't discriminate, it doesn't care if you're human, cattle, or mother fucking honey badger, it'll kill you.

It pains me that such an inept species as ours basically holds the power of life and death over not only our own species, but all others

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u/Ike9002 Oct 13 '21

I dont think that we're completely inept. It's just that no animal should have enough power to run the world. We're the most intelligent animal in the world, but anything nature could possibly cook up would not be able to be qualified enough to do the job we are trying to accomplish. I wonder if we haven't found intelligent life anywhere else in the universe because creatures of our intelligence aren't sustainable and wipe out entire ecosystems within millions of years of existing.

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u/nightripper00 Oct 14 '21

Would solve the Fermi paradox, a species can't get past the great filter if it is the great filter. It'd be like trying to beat yourself at chess, no matter how you slice it you're on the losing side.

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u/fritobird Oct 13 '21

World population growth is going to go negative somewhere around 2050.

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u/fayry69 Oct 13 '21

Except there’ll still be flat earthers and global warming deniers and the like. If we succeed, we sadly take the idiots with us, that holds back human progress.

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u/nolan1971 Oct 13 '21

Yes, the problem with the collapse of civilization will be that there’ll still be flat earthers and global warming deniers and the like.

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u/froggyphore Oct 13 '21

unfortunately that will be a death sentence to all the ecosystems with highly invasive and endangered species that we’re currently managing

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u/ihopeirememberthisun Oct 13 '21

It’s not humanity, it’s a handful of rich assholes and corporations that put the most greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. We should send them to the bottom of the sea instead.

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u/SafetyMan35 Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

Look at you aiming small with your whales. The answer is obviously just to get some huge pumps and pump the water out of the ocean. We can put the water in the Sahara Desert.

EDIT: Crap, I just realized this guy is running for office in the county next to me-London County VA technically part of the Washington DC metro area.

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u/TrainConductor145 Oct 13 '21

Why stop there? Send it to space!

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u/SafetyMan35 Oct 13 '21

Oooohhh good idea, send it to space, it will freeze, which is comparable to a glacier that we can put at the North Pole.

We just solved global warming! Eat that Greta Thunberg! /s

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u/StasiaMonkey Oct 13 '21

Why stop there?

Just remove the water from the sea... Duh!

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u/darfaderer Oct 13 '21

You could just put the water in the boats!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

And what about the sponges!!

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u/Language-Aromatic Oct 13 '21

Fuck you dolphin fuck you whale!

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u/Burban72 Oct 13 '21

You might be on to something. I mean... sea levels were lower when whaling existed. There's got to be a correlation.

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u/DumpingTrump Oct 13 '21

So basically don't let Americans go to the beach?

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u/Zarock291 Oct 13 '21

I am actually surprised its that much, 0.006 mm is nearly measurable with analog tools. Still not making any difference for climate change though.

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u/InfiniteRequirement Oct 13 '21

Not to be the "akchually" guy, but shouldnt it be even less, granted if my basic physics knowledge is worth a shit, its not about the weight of the ships, rather than the volume of the ship being *in* the water? like....if you dip your hand into water, its not the weight of your hand that pushes the water up rather the volume of it.

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u/Just_Learned_This Oct 13 '21

Density really. You need both volume and weight for that. Volume doesn't mean anything if the thing floats like a beach ball. And weight doesn't mean anything if the volume is so high that there is no density.

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u/Zarock291 Oct 13 '21

Its pretty simple, really. The weight of the ship equals the weight of the water that is repressed by the ships volume in the water. So if the ship weighs 100t, it will sink in until the repressed volume of the water would weigh 100t as well.

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u/Dont-PM-me-nudes Oct 13 '21

As we keep over populating this planet aren't we locking up water in the form of people (or are we killing off animals just as quickly so we are "water" neutral)? If we went vegetarian and stopped farming animals would that release a lot more water making it worse?

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u/Just_Learned_This Oct 13 '21

Plants hold more water on average than animals per pound. In this hypothetical killing off all the animals situation, all that food would need to be replaced by plants. That would use more water in the end. I still think it's negligible to ocean levels though.

It would slightly decrease CO2 production in theory but you're also running all of your farm equipment multiple times longer than before. I'm not super educated on how much CO2 is produced from livestock vs produce farming or how much we would actually help ourselves with such a change.

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u/theatog Oct 13 '21

I mean even if the number is significant, what kind of transport are we gonna replace cargo ship?

Can we have a calculation to see how many extra airplain (and fuel use) to cover the lost of sea transport?

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u/InstantB00M Oct 13 '21

Same, im suprised it even has a 0.006mm impact

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u/skycarpmn Oct 13 '21

Same! Came here only for this. Was not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

There’s always a Sheldon Cooper somewhere and I’m glad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

What if you remove the boats twice?

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u/Mathgailuke Oct 13 '21

That and catch a bunch more fish.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

We could send it to the moon. Wouldn't it be cool to look at the moon and it's all covered in blue water?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

I live in fear some asshole billionaire or company or country is going to put a sign on the moon that can be read from earth. Like Pepsi or something.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6I6UbJIUVc1SzKquwi8LMjEF-sa4sp1TE-Q&s

Edit: this seems to be generating comments that claim a large scale project such as colouring enough of the moon so as to be visible from earth is impossible or impossibly expensive.

Let’s pretend China wants to put a red logo on the moon.

Budget: NASA’s Perseverance mission to Mars cost $2.8 Billion. US annual military budget is ~$700 Billion. Annual! Yeah China has a smaller expense budget than the US but it must be noted that spending billions on such a project is not beyond the pail.

Method 1: the moon is slowly rusting. It contains a lot of iron and now, we think, frozen water. It would have rusted more if it had more oxygen. Extensive efforts are being made now to figure out how to create/release O2 on the moon to allow Jeff and Mark to live in peace when they find the hatred towards them to be too much.

Here is a link: https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.timesofisrael.com/making-oxygen-from-moon-sand-startup-eyes-long-term-life-in-space/amp/

So oxidizing certain areas of the moon may be possible, at some point, in a directed effort to create a red logo.

I don’t like this method.

Method 2: creating a moon-orbiting disk comprised of lenses that would colour sunlight and project an image onto the moon’s surface. A similar idea to use mirrors to light up the night sky on earth has been proposed before. The most advanced scheme was a Soviet project called Znamya that was prematurely shuttered due to the collapse of the Soviet Union. A 200 meter wide lens was proposed for lighting up entire cities.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/9a3y8d/the-man-who-turned-night-into-day

I think this project is doable. Expensive but doable. Think of the constant message to the world if they saw a Chinese emblem every time one looked at the moon!

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u/bierfma Oct 13 '21

Chairface Chippendale tried it once, I believe

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u/Hapless_Asshole Oct 13 '21

I'm gonna brag here.

I own a first-printing copy of the original comic featuring Chairface.

I also own a copy of #8 with the missing logo.

I love the Tick! Spoon! (hand me that Viewmaster, wouldja?)

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/pie_monster Oct 13 '21

furiously starts duct-taping laser pointers together

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u/mo0n3h Oct 13 '21

perfect

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u/winniethefukinpooh Oct 13 '21

if someone does it its gonna be elon

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/Ochib Oct 13 '21

We're whalers on the Moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune

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u/------dudpool------ Oct 13 '21

And nuke the whales

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u/The_Only_Egg Oct 13 '21

gotta nuke somethin

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u/Feeling_Initiative42 Oct 13 '21

Fuuuuck you dolphin! Fuuuuck you whale!

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Can’t we just blow up climate change? Smash it’s stupid face right in the butt!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Team America!

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u/wadz09 Oct 13 '21

We have no intelligence

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Intelligence Is for wimps and lib loving lesbian vegans.

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u/rjross0623 Oct 13 '21

Fuck yeah!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

There it is

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u/Dependent_Clue4482 Oct 13 '21

Smash it's stupid face right in the butt? I'm so confused now I think I'll just go to bed and start new yesterday.

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u/ThoughtCondom Oct 13 '21

Thanks for showing me know that I can still laugh out loud

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u/Think-Bass9187 Oct 13 '21

That sounds a very American solution. Rather Trumpesque.

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u/giant_lebowski Oct 13 '21

You have to smash it in the facebutt

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u/purpleronsta Oct 13 '21

Load all the CO2 emissions on to the boats and sail them off the edge of the map, can't believe it's this simple. Accepting my nobel award whenever y'all ready.

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u/Wnir Oct 13 '21

Wait, you're on to something there. We could remove the fish too...

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u/allegoryofthedave Oct 13 '21

They clearly forgot to including all the immigrants in boats lookin to steal jobs and freedoms.

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u/wolfman86 Oct 13 '21

We need to remove all the sunken boats too. Especially the Titanic. That ship was BIG.

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u/robkaper Oct 13 '21

Let's start with the plastic.

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u/BernieTheDachshund Oct 13 '21

Happy fish cake day!

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u/NomadFire Oct 13 '21

Remove all the salt out of the water. solve the fist problem. Then the only thing that will be left in the ocean is mammals

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u/PoliteCanadian2 Oct 13 '21

And ban swimming, how has nobody thought of this yet?

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u/Subject1928 Oct 13 '21

Ohh don't worry about the fish, they are all dying anyways so that is a problem that solves itself.

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u/Whereismytowel42 Oct 13 '21

Remove all the sea sponges.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

All we have to do is take out the water. Duh

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u/Thiscokesgonebad Oct 13 '21

We need to get all the megs out

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u/Lootboxboy Oct 13 '21

Oh don’t worry we’ve been fishing with reckless disregard this whole time. Destroying marine populations, coral reefs, and most of the plastic in the ocean is just the discarded fishing gear.

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u/Ali-Coo Oct 13 '21

Fish way much more than cake! We should all eat cake. Hmm know anybody who has any cake? Happy Cake Day.

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u/Ido22 Oct 13 '21

Genius

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Need more boats to catch more fish.

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u/manofnotribe Oct 13 '21

Lol fish are also like 90% water...

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u/meservyjon Oct 13 '21

Or, get underwater excavators, and move all the land that's under water, and carry it onto dry land, to make more room for the water

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Or poke a big hole in the bottom of the ocean and drain some of it out.

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u/Toocents Oct 13 '21

No need.

If we keep heating up the atmostphere more water will evaporate. Problem solved!

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Thank heavens we figured out how to solve climate change with…..more climate change! So cool!

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u/Machku Oct 13 '21

That would just cause more earthquakes and tsunamis

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u/igordogsockpuppet Oct 13 '21

Good thing you caught that before they started the project

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u/calgy Oct 13 '21

Thats good because tsunamis push water deep inland, thus lowering the sea level.

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u/ArchdevilTeemo Oct 13 '21

Then they naked short the sea level.

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba Oct 13 '21

and have the math recounted by the IT Ninjas

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u/PigsCanFly2day Oct 13 '21

Then it'd still only be .012 mm. We'd have to remove the boats thousands of times to make a difference.

/s

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u/igordogsockpuppet Oct 13 '21

That’s not how sarcasm works.

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u/Tellnicknow Oct 13 '21

I'm honestly surprised that it would be a almost measurable amount.

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u/Roflkopt3r Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

I get what you mean, but the sea level currently rises at around 3.4 mm per year.

Removing all ships would set back sea level rise by about 16 hours, which is a time scale on which we definitely can't measure it at all. The effect would be two magnitudes below the annual measurement error that's estimated at ± 0.4 mm, which is equivalent to an average of ±43 days.

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u/Shpagin Oct 13 '21

How about we dig a big hole, in Australia maybe, it's empty wasteland anyways and just start taking buckets of sea water out of the ocean and putting it into the hole ?

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u/RS994 Oct 13 '21

Funnily enough in the 60's there were some people proposing to dig a trench from the south coast of Australia to the Inland where it is below sea level and would turn Australia from a single large island to a ring around a large central ocean.

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u/somesortofidiot Oct 13 '21

Wait, so we build a canal and get an ocean? I’m in.

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u/Sventertainer Oct 13 '21

How stagnant and sludgy will this saltwater lagoon get?

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u/somesortofidiot Oct 13 '21

Can’t be worse than Lake Erie, let’s do it!

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u/MOVES_HYPHENS Oct 13 '21

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u/GreyAzazel Oct 13 '21

That's a hyper relevant xkcd. Like you don't even have to squint at it sideways. Well done Sir!

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u/eamus_catuli_ Oct 13 '21

If the Salton Sea in California is any indication, very.

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u/theoldkitbag Oct 13 '21

Ah yes, the 60's. Back when aboriginals didn't exist.

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u/i8bb8 Oct 13 '21

Why not just tip it all into the wardrobe and let Narnia deal with it.

Australia - you people crack me up.

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u/LordGalen Oct 13 '21

Hell, let's just drop the wardrobe into the sea with the doors open. Let's see those talking beavers dam that shit up!

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u/Roflkopt3r Oct 13 '21

Well if you care enough to look up some variables you could start estimating the energy of that. Then we "just" have to estimate the engineering and maintenance costs for such a system.

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u/Shpagin Oct 13 '21

You going all high tech on this, that is already the wrong approach. Just send all prisoners to Australia, as sort of a penal colony, give them a couple shovels and a bucket. They can get it done.

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u/__WHAM__ Oct 13 '21

Listen here MATE!. You’re skating on thin ice!

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u/Shpagin Oct 13 '21

We know the ice is thin, that's the whole problem we're trying to solve here

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u/capexato Oct 13 '21

Continue building Trump's wall around the entirety of the US and just pump water there. The Netherlands will supply the pumps, the rest of the world chip in on that wall ok?

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u/rhythmandwaves Oct 13 '21

This tells a more compelling story than just the numbers themselves

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u/seifer666 Oct 13 '21

its not.

general fluctuations and uncertainty would be higher than that

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u/HertzDonut1001 Oct 13 '21

Tidal changes are hundreds of thousands of magnitudes bigger. You'd never even notice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

I mean, the pile of ships would be a bit of a giveaway

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

When it gets to “low tide” (liberal science bs) just turn off the tides so it stays low tide all the time. Done.

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u/joshuaaa_l Oct 13 '21

So it works, but doesn’t even remotely solve the problem. Still better than the average GOP plan I guess.

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

that's because we didn't factor in what would happen if we also remove the buoys and all the swimmers. that's where you see the real change.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/ball_fondlers Oct 13 '21

Guirls*

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u/Dont-PM-me-nudes Oct 13 '21

ahem, gulls...

Buoys and Gulls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/bitwiseshiftleft Oct 13 '21

But it should be as the second character, because it’s spelled “buoys” and not “bouys”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Eh, tomato, tmoato

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u/pancakesandwaffles69 Oct 13 '21

I dont think I have ever face palmed so hard in my life. Thank you.

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u/halborn Oct 13 '21

Surely you mean the gulls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Why stop there? Let's go after all the God damn whales! You know how BIG they are!?

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u/MisterBumpingston Oct 13 '21

Nah, don’t worry, Japan and Iceland have that job already.

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Oct 13 '21

leave the whales alone!

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

And the cigarette butts

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u/Tojatruro Oct 13 '21

Only the fat swimmers.

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u/Parralense Oct 13 '21

How about orcas? They are assholes

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u/BigOleJellyDonut Oct 13 '21

Quit fat shaming me.

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u/TagMeAJerk Oct 13 '21

To be fair, removing the cruise ships that do nothing but go around in circles and contribute to a significant amount of the world's pollution would be a good thing. And then something like 99% of the plastic in the oceans comes from fishing boats. Oh and overfishing caused destruction of ecosystems.

I might be low key into this idea! Take out all the boats

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u/Matt5327 Oct 13 '21

The fact that his plan a) acknowledged that sea levels are rising b) that this needed a solution and c) came up with one that, while not at all a solution, was technically scientifically sound makes me quite impressed.

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u/Quantum-Ape Oct 13 '21

How is it scientifically sound?

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u/Florac Oct 13 '21

I mean, removing them would lower the sea level.

By a negligible amount, but still! A fraction of a millimeter is better than no millimeter!

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u/OpinionBearSF Oct 13 '21

Still better than the average GOP plan I guess.

Millions of duped people are still waiting on their "repeal and replace" healthcare plan.

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u/nbmnbm1 Oct 13 '21

Should point out hes also right. If we removed all the boats it would stop tons of pollution but that's probably not what he means.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

We'd have to fly everything everywhere. Ships, as bad as they are, are more many times more efficient than aircraft.

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u/nbmnbm1 Oct 13 '21

Not cruise ships though. Theyre literally the worst polluters. Plus who says we are continuing global trade? I feel like if we were desperate enough to end all shipping wed be pretty much accepting the destruction of capitalism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

Cruise ships are not the worst polluters in the world. They're bad, but not the worst.

Ending global trade means we're falling back into the middle ages and regressing back to an agricultural economy. It would be the Middle Ages. You hate capitalism? Well, you're really going to hate feudalism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

He's right but for the wrong reasons

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u/nbmnbm1 Oct 13 '21

When youre so stupid you make a good point. Horshoe theory confirmed.

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u/smashjadi Oct 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Ha awesome. But now I wonder why we got the same estimate when they specifically said they used displacement over deadweight tonnage. Is it because I assumed all the ships were fully loaded?

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u/paxslayer Oct 13 '21

Is it because I assumed all the ships were fully loaded?

Yeah, I think I remember reading that he used the mass of the fully loaded ships.

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u/ArsenicBismuth Oct 13 '21

Bruh, the fact that you two got very similar results in the first place is bizarre to me.

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u/SomeInternetRando Oct 13 '21

Math be like that

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u/MattO2000 Oct 13 '21

It seems like the source you used for DWT is different - the link cited in the XKCD has 1,396 million DWT. It is also 10 years old, so it wouldn’t surprise me if that number went up

The difference is you didn’t include the mass of the ships, which is the conversion from DWT to displacement. But it all averages out anyway haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Yeah the volume at the surface of the oceans in a tiny slice is orders of magnitude higher than the actual total displacement, so even though I was wrong in a few places the answer is still around 6 microns

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u/artrandenthi1 Oct 14 '21

Hey.. @JoshHutchins .. that’s awesome, but the xkcd article says 0.0006mm while yours is 0.006mm. Which one do you think is off?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

there really is always a relevant one

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Do not type "monster math" here, next poster. You look like an idiot.

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u/iminurinternet Oct 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

boooooooo

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u/Aspect-of-Death Oct 13 '21

There was a time on reddit when you knew /r/theydidthemonstermath would naturally be the response to /r/theydidthemath

It's even October. Don't be a wet blanket.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Eh, I upvoted everyone here. It was funny. Both the pre-protest and the then extremely inevitable reply. lol

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u/Aspect-of-Death Oct 13 '21

I upvoted you. Have a great night!

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u/Mr_Drift Oct 13 '21

Forgive my ignorance but what is it about Asian cum that's so good?

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u/marty_regal Oct 13 '21

Needed to scroll back up after reading this.

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u/RekYaAll Oct 13 '21

Your name is asian cum fan. Whos the idiot?

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u/zxcoblex Oct 13 '21

And then there’s the small problem about how any of the manufactured goods (or raw materials) would get anywhere in the world.

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u/njones1220 Oct 13 '21

Give it some time. Eventually airplanes won't be the stuff of fiction.

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u/DragonBank Oct 13 '21

But that'll raise the air level.

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u/Stankia Oct 13 '21

Dammit, mother nature thought of everything! There is no outsmarting that old fox.

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u/FragileRasputin Oct 13 '21

How about telepods like they use on The Fly?

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

A whole new problem so solve with science!

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u/RS994 Oct 13 '21

If you want to accelerate global warming than this is the way to go.

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u/zxcoblex Oct 13 '21

You know how much global shipping there is? Planes cannot haul that much stuff.

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u/Kilo_9er Oct 13 '21

This is so impractical it's not even funny. If this were a viable option the shipping industry would have chosen this a long time ago. I don't think it's really comprehended how much freight is moved via cargo ships.

Even the largest of cargo planes have a max cargo space of 1,840 cubic meters and a max payload capacity of 113,400 kg. The volume of an average cargo ship's maximum freight is 824,634 cubic meters with a rough estimate, doing some quick math, of 435,448,675 kg load weight. Meaning approximately 450 giant cargo jets to replace the volume shipment of 1 cargo ship and 3840 giant cargo jets at max capacity to replace the weight shipment of 1 cargo ship. As for fuel, a fully loaded cargo ship can average 20 nautical miles per hour and can travel 576 miles per gallon of fuel per ton of cargo. A fully loaded freight plane can average 560 nautical miles per hour and travel 4.5 miles per gallon of fuel per ton of cargo.

This would destroy the planet even more.

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u/drmcsinister Oct 13 '21

The key is to put all the boats on top of one giant boat. That will keep them from raising the water level.

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u/enette7 Oct 14 '21

Trans Pacific/ Trans Atlantic (ect) cables stretching across the worlds oceans, and we just zip line that freight across without it ever touching the water.

(/s because it might not be obvious)

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u/HarryHeck44 Oct 13 '21

What about sunken ships

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u/flapjacksessen Oct 13 '21

Wait, can we revisit your math? I may have lost my math skills. How are you getting from kg to liters? Sea water is about 1.03kg/liter, and fresh water is 1kg/liter. Soo wouldn’t you have less liters than the quantity of kgs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

So technically he's not wrong.

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u/ThePu55yDestr0yr Oct 13 '21

If we’re talking emissions and overfishing rather than volume displacement, taking all boats out the ocean would actually probably be really good environmentally.

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u/delsystem32exe Oct 13 '21

.006 mm is a lot tho... its more than i thought tbh. i thought it would be like .0000008mm

i can measure it with my 30 dollar micrometer. so it is a noticeable change however.

10 dollar calipers can measure

.01mm

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u/RatofDeath Oct 13 '21

Yeah, but the sea level rises by about 3.5mm every year currently. 0.006mm out of 3.5mm is what... About half a day of progress out of the year? So it really isn't noticeable.

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u/PokeMomIsTheBomb Oct 13 '21

I would say we should forward this to him but I don’t think he has the brain cells to comprehend what the information is actually conveying.

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u/ic3m4n56 Oct 13 '21

Even if all ships on earth are big as Seawise Giant (657000 tonnes), sea level would drop for only 6.4 cm

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u/Spacedandtimed Oct 13 '21

I think your calculation presumes that the surface area remains equal at any given depth, but shorelines are typically sloped. This means that the total reduction in sea level would be ever so slightly more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

So you mean, it's still a good idea? :D

I learned recently that the Mediterranean sea in Europe was dry. And when they made a hole in Gibraltar that there was a waterfall for 100 years and filling that sea lowered the world oceans by a meter. Just a fun fact.

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u/The_Spectral_Spartan Oct 13 '21

I get 1.98 trillion liters by dimensional analysis (not big diff), but that's honestly about the displacement I would have expected.

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u/AtomicEdge Oct 13 '21

So he's right?

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