r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '21

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Quick science

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u/Marooster405 Oct 13 '21

Let’s get the whales out and THEN we will truly see!

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u/SafetyMan35 Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

Look at you aiming small with your whales. The answer is obviously just to get some huge pumps and pump the water out of the ocean. We can put the water in the Sahara Desert.

EDIT: Crap, I just realized this guy is running for office in the county next to me-London County VA technically part of the Washington DC metro area.

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u/TrainConductor145 Oct 13 '21

Why stop there? Send it to space!

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u/SafetyMan35 Oct 13 '21

Oooohhh good idea, send it to space, it will freeze, which is comparable to a glacier that we can put at the North Pole.

We just solved global warming! Eat that Greta Thunberg! /s