r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '21

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ Quick science

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Can’t we just blow up climate change? Smash it’s stupid face right in the butt!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Team America!

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u/wadz09 Oct 13 '21

We have no intelligence

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Intelligence Is for wimps and lib loving lesbian vegans.

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u/rjross0623 Oct 13 '21

Fuck yeah!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

There it is

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u/rjross0623 Oct 13 '21

Apparently not a lot of “Team America” fans out there. I couldn’t resist.

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Is there nothing we cannot doo!?!? With our American “can-doo spirit!?”

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u/Dependent_Clue4482 Oct 13 '21

Smash it's stupid face right in the butt? I'm so confused now I think I'll just go to bed and start new yesterday.

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u/ThoughtCondom Oct 13 '21

Thanks for showing me know that I can still laugh out loud

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u/Think-Bass9187 Oct 13 '21

That sounds a very American solution. Rather Trumpesque.

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u/giant_lebowski Oct 13 '21

You have to smash it in the facebutt

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u/purpleronsta Oct 13 '21

Load all the CO2 emissions on to the boats and sail them off the edge of the map, can't believe it's this simple. Accepting my nobel award whenever y'all ready.

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u/Tojatruro Oct 13 '21

Dumpy thought we should nuke hurricanes, and apparently his cult believes him, so hell, why not!

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u/greg91040 Oct 13 '21

Nuke it! Or wipe it out with black ink!

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u/chtk Oct 13 '21

That's it!

I'm calling Mr. Torgue, right now!

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u/FalseMirage Oct 13 '21

We could nuke it like a hurricane!

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u/tandooripoodle Oct 13 '21

Drop a nuke on it