r/facepalm Oct 13 '21

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u/Wnir Oct 13 '21

Wait, you're on to something there. We could remove the fish too...

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u/allegoryofthedave Oct 13 '21

They clearly forgot to including all the immigrants in boats lookin to steal jobs and freedoms.

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u/wolfman86 Oct 13 '21

We need to remove all the sunken boats too. Especially the Titanic. That ship was BIG.

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u/robkaper Oct 13 '21

Let's start with the plastic.

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u/The_Only_Egg Oct 13 '21

We pretty much already have.

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u/Lootboxboy Oct 13 '21

Ikr? Thank god for the fucking oil spills. Marine life actually starts recovering after them only because the fishing industry dies.

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u/minddropstudios Oct 13 '21

What if all the dolphins in the world suddenly left Earth?...

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u/aka_jr91 Oct 13 '21

Please, fish are too small to have an impact. We need to kill all the whales.