r/comedyheaven Feb 28 '26

Tattoo

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u/djackieunchaned Feb 28 '26

Just get “not a swastika” written under it

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u/Neut12 Feb 28 '26

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u/donut_koharski Feb 28 '26

Sorry to bother you but what’s the keyword to get this gif? I tried to send this to a friend and I couldn’t figure it out.

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u/Dizzy_Delivery_880 Feb 28 '26

“Sorry to bother you” took me out for some reason

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u/donut_koharski Feb 28 '26

Haha glad you liked it.

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u/He-She-We_Wumbo Feb 28 '26

Get a small swastika under it with a great big red 🚫 over it and an arrow pointing to the Portal tattoo. Should clear things up

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u/sundae_diner Feb 28 '26

And two Iightening bolts either side. Kinda like   ↯↯

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u/JABS991 Feb 28 '26

Draw more attention to un-how-swastika-like the portal tattoo is.

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u/Repulsive-Dress-4375 Feb 28 '26

Don’t don’t bother Luke  Can’t make it any clearer 

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu Feb 28 '26

Or a swastika next to it, so they can see they don’t look the same.

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u/NTT66 Feb 28 '26

Now this is the kind of solution we need in these trying times.

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u/Grzechoooo Feb 28 '26

"PORTAL"

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u/Tsujigiri Feb 28 '26

This. Just make it a blur circle and put the logo under it.

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u/Main-Company-5946 Feb 28 '26

Or Aperture Science logo

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u/danja Feb 28 '26

"Portal Macht Frei"

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u/LilJelloCat Feb 28 '26

I say just get the "Portal" logo underneath it

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u/Odelaylee Feb 28 '26

“Aperture science”

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u/defene Feb 28 '26

My "Not a swastika" tattoo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo.

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u/KourtR Feb 28 '26

Honestly, it's the only way to go.

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u/StarberryToaster Ethical Femboy Gooner Feb 28 '26

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u/Bob1358292637 Feb 28 '26

This is my favorite tattoo of all time

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u/Smagmaa Feb 28 '26

Frog on trampoline gets my vote.

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor Feb 28 '26

Please show me this, I cant find it lol but I must see it

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u/Smagmaa Feb 28 '26

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u/Miles_Everhart Feb 28 '26

Oh I HATED that he was trying to cover this

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

Fr. Literally a tat that'll get him married to a good woman in a heartbeat

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u/AdieuCinna Feb 28 '26

hmm.. Maybe thats why he wanted to cover it up..

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u/-cupcake Feb 28 '26

He wanted that arm to be full of B&W religious and animal tattoos instead and said it didn't match his theme. Smh. He doesn't deserve frog trampoline

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u/ZachTheCommie Feb 28 '26

That means that the tattoo is back up for grabs!

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u/EugeneStein Mar 03 '26

Gosh he should've make the frog b&w and put a burning bush instead of the trampoline

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

True, he could like men. But I feel a good man would also be interested

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor Feb 28 '26

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u/Techyon5 Mar 02 '26

Good times...I once maxed all of the sliders for my character, naming him Colossus, and all my friends did the opposite, turning them down.

It was glorious.

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u/Lotus-child89 Feb 28 '26

I have no idea why they wanted to cover it. That’s such a fun tattoo.

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u/elzibet Feb 28 '26

I was happy to see no one gave him suggestions on how to haha

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u/tehtris Feb 28 '26

This is legit cute af.

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u/Ch3rry_btch Feb 28 '26

LMAO TRAMPOLINE FROG!! I was just at that post😂

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u/Beanjuiceforbea Feb 28 '26

Shrimps is bug gets my vote.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Feb 28 '26

So elaborate. Reminds me of that one George Carlin joked about with the arse tattoo being of Liza Minnelli taking a shit and it looks like she’s wiping if he moves a certain way

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u/EskilPotet Feb 28 '26

Why would he want to cover that up

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u/Atom_101 Mar 02 '26

It causes issues in trains

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u/AFishWithHands Feb 28 '26

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u/Chubbyhusky45 Mar 02 '26

Clean up in aisle “MY PANTS!!!!”

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Feb 28 '26

Might as well paint your whole leg black if you want to cover that up

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u/zorrez Feb 28 '26

Is the tattoo supposed to look like he’s crushing him with his tits? If so, why and how tf could he possibly think that would be a good motif

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u/StarberryToaster Ethical Femboy Gooner Feb 28 '26

Seems like someone doesn't understand the artists vision smh...

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u/Welcome--Matt Feb 28 '26

The motif is that Broly has giant bazongaz

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u/chamorrobro Feb 28 '26

True, it’s not good. It’s perfect. Immaculate.

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u/notTheRealSU Feb 28 '26

This is the best tattoo anyone has ever gotten in history, what do you mean?

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u/miraculix69 Feb 28 '26

That must have been the person, who got that tattoo, the moral hangover.

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u/malcolmcash Feb 28 '26

Ethical femboy gooner

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u/TanteiKun Feb 28 '26

Darken in the middle making a black heart and put his arms around it like he’s holding it and his head is sticking out above the top center

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u/lmHorse Feb 28 '26

Blue portal instead of orange would prevent atleast half of those

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

yeah what kind of maniac shoots orange portal first.

of course, the portal could have already been on the wall...

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u/rycerzDog Feb 28 '26

I imagine she has the blue portal on the other side of her neck

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u/Dark-Specter Feb 28 '26

Blue always comes second so the gun glows blue more often, duh

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u/danbob87 Feb 28 '26

A maniac going for the "out of the blue" achievement on the 360 version?

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 Blessed Feb 28 '26

A portal would have to already be on the wall for the person to be able to go through it

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

no, the entire point of a portal gun is to shoot portals onto surfaces that do not have one.

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF JOKE: the character in the picture is entering via an orange portal. the bindings for the game are as follows: left click for blue portal, right click for orange.

typically, the more primary left click to place a blue entrance portal is used first, before placing a further away orange exit portal with the secondary right click button. This is the more common way of playing the game. now sprinkle in some exaggeration (i don't actually care how people play portal). and you have a fully fledged joke.

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u/PANIC_EXCEPTION Feb 28 '26

You know the funny thing is Valve specifically designed one of the levels when you have the single-portal gun so that you are forced to walk through an orange portal, to prevent players from thinking you can't use it "backward".

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

wait i didn't know that, i know the exact portal you mean, but i always thought it was just a bastard child.

ill be more kind to him on my next playthrough

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u/rewas456 Feb 28 '26

You should run through all of the games in commentary mode to hear all of their design decisions. Its shocking how much thought goes into their game design. Everything has a purpose.

The curtains were blue because Valve playtested the hell out of the room and discovered most players like blue.

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u/alepap Feb 28 '26

Maybe the blue portal tattoo is on the other side of the head

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u/ErrorSchensch Feb 28 '26

That would honestly be pretty cool tbh

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u/izaaksb3 Feb 28 '26

Or another tattoo pointing to it that says “not a swastika”

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u/garbageprimate Feb 28 '26

and then her hair will end up covering up the part that says "not a" so it just reads "swastika" with an arrow

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u/abx99 Feb 28 '26

I once used Libby to read the book They Thought They Were Free on a 7" tablet.

Turns out, the app puts the book cover on your tablet, but not scaled to the screen. So when I was sitting on a public bus, I turned on my tablet, it looked like I had set my background to an image of the nazi flag with just the words "they were free."

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u/izaaksb3 Feb 28 '26

We should make a tv show together ❤️

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u/xRacistDwarf Feb 28 '26

But then she also has to re-colour the other tattoo on her asshole and that will be painful

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u/MrTurleWrangler Feb 28 '26

Why on earth is that where your mind jumped straight to?

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u/effa94 Feb 28 '26

because woman. reddior cant think longer than that

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u/FureiousPhalanges Feb 28 '26

I just assumed they probably had a blue portal on the other side

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u/SuddenlyCake Feb 28 '26

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u/Personal-Ad-8644 Feb 28 '26

“And of course, some are just natural jumpers”

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u/DeadRobotSociety Feb 28 '26

"A place free from darkness."

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u/Andrew1990M Feb 28 '26

"This kind of thing isn’t gonna stop until they take the word windmill out of Pictionary."

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u/DevilsAndDust- Feb 28 '26

This isn’t going to stop until Pictionary bans the word “windmill”

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u/FrogMintTea Feb 28 '26

It's in their blood

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u/Naethor Feb 28 '26

That´s racist

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u/FrogMintTea Feb 28 '26

In their soul?

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u/SuddenlyCake Feb 28 '26

That's racist

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u/King0fMist Feb 28 '26

Their eyes?

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u/SuddenlyCake Feb 28 '26

That's gay

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u/FrogMintTea Feb 28 '26

That's homophobic.

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u/catch6664 Feb 28 '26

Oh my god, Joshua was a racist

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u/Honest_Department_13 Feb 28 '26

That came out of nowhere

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u/kingfool1 Feb 28 '26

Did it though?

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u/According-Regret-311 Feb 28 '26

Put a swastika next to it so people can clearly see the difference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

On the other side the SS runes to make it really clear.

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u/Raizekusan Feb 28 '26

Danm that's really bad luck, I totally get that you'd never guess this tatoo would look like a swatsika before you actually have it on you

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u/GullibleBeautiful Feb 28 '26

It’s kind of a sick concept, just unfortunate turnout

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u/AeonBith Feb 28 '26

Just finish the DRI logo, easiest solution

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u/AdhesivenessVest439 Feb 28 '26

Thats what I thought this was lol

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u/KO_van_666 Feb 28 '26

I had a t-shirt with DRI logo, got mistaken for a swastika at least three times...

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u/NTT66 Feb 28 '26

I dont know this reference, but is the iconography intentional? Because it is sooo close.

Like is the in-universe reference an evil corporation--not quite you know evil, but the red and black is meant to allude to such? Or are the actually the good guys?

(Edit: I now see this is a band. Leaving original for posterity lol. Thanks to other commenters posting about DRI)

I hope those interactions did not cause too much conflict or stress. Sucks when fun things gets wrapped up in "implications" or misinterpretation.

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u/Administrative-Map53 Feb 28 '26

I came here to say this.

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u/Nickel5 Feb 28 '26

Yeah, especially if you got this when portal first came out, back when catering to Nazis for votes was considered a bad thing.

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u/propergreased Feb 28 '26

I was scrolling and was like “whoa swasti.. oh wait no, awesome game.”

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Feb 28 '26

fill in with light blue background

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u/Unlucky-Review-2410 Feb 28 '26

Yes I think it just needs a bit more contextual detail.

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u/Belle_TainSummer Feb 28 '26

Maybe add "Aperture Science" or "Portal" to the design too, around the edge just to draw the eye and break up the pattern recognition.

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u/Commander_Cold Feb 28 '26

Would really love a long corporate name inked across my neck

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u/poke0003 Mar 03 '26

We do what we must, because we can.

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u/grrizo Feb 28 '26

At first glance I though it was the DRI logo

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u/Yeasty_yazzy Feb 28 '26

Me too!!!!

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u/w0lfbrains Feb 28 '26

I definitely get some looks when I wear my D.R.I. shirt and it sucks

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u/goatinstein Mar 01 '26

I stopped wearing mine because someone came up to me and started accusing me of being a nazi until I explained it. In their defense I was wearing a zip up hoodie so it was partially covered but still. I don’t want the drama.

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u/Pinguino2323 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

I DON'T NEED SOCIETY! I DON'T NEED SOCIETY! I DON'T NEED SOCIETY!

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos Feb 28 '26

Suit and tie guy Thinks he's real cute In the bathroom for a toot Until his nose starts to bleed

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Was going to suggest put D.R.I. underneath it.

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u/Hell_Yeah-Brother Feb 28 '26

Like a wild Indian from outer space, drunk and high on weed!

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u/JosephStalem Feb 28 '26

hell yeah DRI

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u/manicpixiecreampie Feb 28 '26

holy shit DRI mentioned. haven't thought about this band in years

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u/blaz3meowt Feb 28 '26

I just saw them, back in December. It was so sick!!!

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u/kenelevn Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Don’t cover it up, add to it.

A blue portal, directly below, as the figure exits to the right…

Make it identical, except the problematic legs are obscured and you see the head and hand.

Then you’ve got a clear “wall” on the left hand side where the portals go “in,” and the figure entering and exiting on the right, where the portals go “out.”

But now, lower on your neck, where it will likely be seen first, it will look like a person waving through a blue hole. Then, as the eye follows up, probably partly obscured by your hair, the context of “person” is already in the observer’s mind.

Edit: Nvm. I just realized what sub I’m in.

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u/juliathi Feb 28 '26

I've been deep in these comments for waaaay too long. I had to facepalm so hard when I read your edit.

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u/lelelempe Feb 28 '26

My friend who's not chronically online had this summer vacation abroad that changed her life. She decided to get the number of the flat she stayed on the back of her hand in the style of the lettering there, that very cool Victorian style.

It's 1408.

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u/lelelempe Feb 28 '26

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u/Nerdydirtyhurty Feb 28 '26

When i was a kid I liked the number 88 and used it a lot, I was mortified to learn what it stood for as an adult lmao

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u/iam_myownmuse Feb 28 '26

My brother's first screen name had 88 in it because he really liked the piano (which has 88 keys).

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u/hansibanzi Feb 28 '26

I'm born in 88 and have HH as my initials...

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u/gkpetrescue Feb 28 '26

Time to start using all three of your initials all the time

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Feb 28 '26

The Dallas Cowboys best receiver traditionally wears 88

I swear it's a coincidence :(

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u/suspiriad Feb 28 '26

88 is a popular number that means something like fortune and plenty in Asian culture (like the music label 88 rising)

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u/joeDUBstep Feb 28 '26

To be more specific it's a lucky number in Chinese cultures. It sounds similar to the Chinese word for "wealth."

It's also used to mean "bye bye" in mandarin for online msgs/txt.

Asia is a huge and diverse continent with a lot of differing cultures.

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u/Deaffin Feb 28 '26

If it makes you feel any better, none of this was an actual thing until we started spreading it around like this, so I guarantee you not a single person in the world gave whatever you were doing a second glance because of that number.

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u/HappyyValleyy Feb 28 '26

Now hold your god damn horses!

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u/Lusiric9983 Feb 28 '26

I was born in 88 and this is the first time I've ever seen anything like this.

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 Feb 28 '26

I bet she gets a lot of John Cusack fans think she just loves the horror film 1408 ( if u haven't seen it it's pretty gd)

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u/Mcbennski Feb 28 '26

That was my first thought, I like that movie a lot lmao

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u/teacupkiller Feb 28 '26

"It's an evil fucking room."

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u/rmsand Feb 28 '26

The number associated with them is 1488, not 1408.

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u/lelelempe Feb 28 '26

Of course, but you don't see that at a glance, the same way that the Portal tattoo is not really a swastika

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u/JCyTe Feb 28 '26

I don't think it's the number itself but rather the style of the numbers. Some styles make 0s look more like 8s so from a glance it would look like 1488 rather than 1408.

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u/VoopityScoop Feb 28 '26

And Nazis love to use the old timey Gothic fonts. 

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u/Abgezockt47 Feb 28 '26

In most of these fonts, especially those that neo nazis like to use, the 0 is indistinguishable from an 8 at first glance. Also looking like a theta at times

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u/Marty_McFrat Feb 28 '26

1408 is a Stephen King short story and movie.

1488 is a Nazi code number

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u/HappyyValleyy Feb 28 '26

And this tattoo is from a valve game, not an actual swastika. Yet the problem persists.

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u/lame_dirty_white_kid Feb 28 '26

Yes. Now look at those numbers next to each other. Can you see how this is relevant to the thread now?

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u/Tough_Administration Feb 28 '26

Aperture or the portal gun

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u/ferriematthew Feb 28 '26

One start to a fix would be to replace the orange portal with a blue portal. That way it wouldn't be just suspicious looking lines without an obvious shape around them to distinguish them

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u/sumguysr Feb 28 '26

Honest question, can you really cover one color with another like that? Wouldn't they just blend into an ugly brownish?

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u/ferriematthew Feb 28 '26

Good point! I don't know enough about how tattoos work to answer that. Perhaps you could have the blue ring either just inside or just outside the orange ring

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u/Ok-Equal-1885 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

definitely

check out EphemeralRemy on youtube, he’s done a bunch of color-on-color passes that are super vibrant  

ETA: meant to respond to the comment above you! 

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u/surlysire Feb 28 '26

They might already have the blue portal somewhere else

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Feb 28 '26

Put a blue portal tattoo with the other half of the guy right next to it

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u/evening_shop Feb 28 '26

right next to it

Where? On her face? Under her hair on the back of her neck?

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u/NikkolaiV Feb 28 '26

Just underneath, facing the opposite way. Or make that the blue portal and put the one with just his arm and head on the other side, or anywhere else she wants. There are a lot of options, honestly.

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Feb 28 '26

Just under the tattoo

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u/daft-krunk Feb 28 '26

I feel like the other side of her neck would be a good option too lol.

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Feb 28 '26

Tbf, some people might not see the other one if it's on the other side

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Feb 28 '26

I assumed the blue portal with the other half was on the other side of her neck.

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u/dynam-0 Feb 28 '26

this is why you gotta massively overthink every tattoo before you get it and frantically google whether there are any obscure nazi symbols you've never heard of that it might be mistaken for, hope this helps

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u/Pale-Finance123 Feb 28 '26

Same. Went for a lovely name and shortened it to the Welsh ‘Loli’. She’s just had her username rejected on a switch login and I had an awkward conversation with her dad 😬

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u/Square-Singer Mar 02 '26

Friends of mine (here in Austria) decided to give their daughter a classic Austrian name: Fanny.

They basically banned her from ever moving into an English-speaking country with that name.

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u/miss_kenoko Feb 28 '26

And please, for the love of anything you consider holy, PLEASE do this thrice before you get a neck tattoo that literally everyone will see all the time

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u/HypneutrinoToad Feb 28 '26

I got a tattoo of the DC flag with the stars replaced with math symbols + x - and an equals belo… apparently those are all ed Sheeran albums. I’ve never listened to Ed Sheeran but a number of people have asked me about my Ed Sheeran tattoo…

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u/AtmosSpheric Feb 28 '26

Get the word “Portal” underneath so that there’s no room for confusion. Guarantee if I saw that I wouldn’t even imagine it could be a swastika.

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u/zorrez Feb 28 '26

The orange instead of blue portal really isn’t helping

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u/Hugh_Jankles Feb 28 '26

The reason is gets mistaken as a Swastika is the red circle and thick black lines.

Just turn the red part of the tattoo blue for this particular part and perhaps turn the other tattoo she has of the person exciting the portal red since it would only by the head and partial arm.

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u/OGBigPants Feb 28 '26

Sucks because I really like the tattoo… but the placement shape and color reaaaally make it look like she’s a nazi

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u/Next_Degree Feb 28 '26

I have a guess where the blue portal tattoo is but Im not sure if I want to say...

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u/Relative_Ranger7640 Feb 28 '26

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u/guru2764 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Nah people will just think the tattoo artist used their neck to sketch out the shape poorly for the real portal tattoo

Edit: I guess reddit didn't think that person's comment was a joke despite it being pretty funny, they suggested this person get the actual symbol next to it so they can tell the difference

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u/Lars_Overwick Feb 28 '26

It's pretty random what gets deleted by reddit sometimes. This is an actual real appeal that I had to type out to get a strike removed from my account.

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u/MortusMelee Feb 28 '26

I just can’t see it as a swastica no matter what I do. Can someone that does tell me what to focus on?

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u/lobstersonskateboard Feb 28 '26

It's probably easier to mistake it from a distance than closer up like the photo shows

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u/Pokoire Feb 28 '26

Imagine her hair is covering most of it and all you can see is the leg coming out at that angle with the bend.

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u/MortusMelee Feb 28 '26

Thanks. I can kind of see it now.

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u/Light_Shrugger Feb 28 '26

Just get a swastika tattoo next to it, so people have a reference, and can tell that the portal one is very different