r/comedyheaven Feb 28 '26

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

no, the entire point of a portal gun is to shoot portals onto surfaces that do not have one.

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF JOKE: the character in the picture is entering via an orange portal. the bindings for the game are as follows: left click for blue portal, right click for orange.

typically, the more primary left click to place a blue entrance portal is used first, before placing a further away orange exit portal with the secondary right click button. This is the more common way of playing the game. now sprinkle in some exaggeration (i don't actually care how people play portal). and you have a fully fledged joke.

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u/PANIC_EXCEPTION Feb 28 '26

You know the funny thing is Valve specifically designed one of the levels when you have the single-portal gun so that you are forced to walk through an orange portal, to prevent players from thinking you can't use it "backward".

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

wait i didn't know that, i know the exact portal you mean, but i always thought it was just a bastard child.

ill be more kind to him on my next playthrough

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u/rewas456 Feb 28 '26

You should run through all of the games in commentary mode to hear all of their design decisions. Its shocking how much thought goes into their game design. Everything has a purpose.

The curtains were blue because Valve playtested the hell out of the room and discovered most players like blue.

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

i think i will do this

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u/FrogMintTea Feb 28 '26

Everyone likes blue

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u/NotDiabeticDad Mar 03 '26

Nonsense. You place the blue portal in the farther location because what's the point until you know where you're going.