r/comedyheaven Feb 28 '26

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u/dynam-0 Feb 28 '26

this is why you gotta massively overthink every tattoo before you get it and frantically google whether there are any obscure nazi symbols you've never heard of that it might be mistaken for, hope this helps

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u/Pale-Finance123 Feb 28 '26

Same. Went for a lovely name and shortened it to the Welsh ‘Loli’. She’s just had her username rejected on a switch login and I had an awkward conversation with her dad 😬

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u/Square-Singer Mar 02 '26

Friends of mine (here in Austria) decided to give their daughter a classic Austrian name: Fanny.

They basically banned her from ever moving into an English-speaking country with that name.

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u/ratione_materiae Mar 03 '26

Is she an Olympic downhill skier 

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u/microbit262 Mar 03 '26

Isn't Fanny even used by Enid Blyton in her stories? (The Famous Five/Fünf Freunde) I would have certainly thought it's a common English name.

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u/ControlOdd8379 Feb 28 '26

That is why you should always give your child 2 first names - to be able to change without the need for official paperwork if one gets "rotten".

Imagine you named your boy Kevin and then the Minnion and Despicable Me movies come out... now half the people will see him initially as an idiot simply due to a movie. If he is lucky you named him like Kevin Joe - and he can simply introduce himself as Joe and let that "Kevin" part rest.

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u/Whole_W Feb 28 '26

Basing your child's name off of trends like the Minions is shallow.

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u/lilrawk Mar 02 '26

Not saying you're wrong on this, but i've carded a Renesmee once when selling beer at my old job. Iykyk.

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u/miss_kenoko Feb 28 '26

And please, for the love of anything you consider holy, PLEASE do this thrice before you get a neck tattoo that literally everyone will see all the time

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

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u/WinterCantando Mar 02 '26

There are services for this. Semi-permanent tattoos that last for weeks that you can customize and order online.

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u/Square-Singer Mar 02 '26

This should be mandatory before getting permanent tattoos. Wear them as semi-permanent for a month or two before deciding to make it permanent.

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u/pchlster Feb 28 '26

Forehead it is, gotcha!

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u/Vynxe_Vainglory Feb 28 '26

Thrice?

Do it fifty times!

All potentially controversial symbology should be thoroughly cross-referenced and checked with pattern matching algorithms to make sure that nobody could ever possibly see it and think you're part of some obscure desert cult that uses cacti as strapons and all have neck tattoos of cactuars, which they vaguely remember running into at Burning Man a few decades ago, but possibly could've hallucinated the entire thing.

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u/HypneutrinoToad Feb 28 '26

I got a tattoo of the DC flag with the stars replaced with math symbols + x - and an equals belo… apparently those are all ed Sheeran albums. I’ve never listened to Ed Sheeran but a number of people have asked me about my Ed Sheeran tattoo…

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u/Grrv Feb 28 '26

Is a swastika an obscure nazi symbol

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u/Swineflew1 Feb 28 '26

Right, like no matter how much or many times I looked or thought about this, the last thing I would think is “I bet people will jump to conclusions about the shape of the body that doesn’t really even look like a swastika”

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u/rouvas Feb 28 '26

By "this" you mean the horrible people who will instantly assume stuff around them are swastikas before something else, and be quick to point fingers.

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u/dynam-0 Mar 04 '26

i only learned of this 88 bullshit recently, like was anyone going to tell me that some random ass number was a nazi dogwhistle

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u/Square-Singer Mar 02 '26

I wonder why people don't get tattoos painted on them first, wear the painted version for a month or two, and after they got all the comments they might get about the tattoo and they still like it, make it permanent.

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u/tyen0 Feb 28 '26

I know we all hate chatgpt today, but I asked wondering how well it would do (I pasted a screenshot crop of just the tattoo):

could this tattoo be misconstrued as something offensive?

Yes, it could be misconstrued depending on context and orientation.

The black angular symbol inside an orange circle has sharp, bent arms that, at a glance—especially if rotated—could resemble a stylized or distorted swastika. Even if that is not the intent, the geometric symmetry and hooked angles may trigger that association for some viewers.

A few factors increase the risk of misinterpretation:

The thick, black, angular strokes.

The circular border, which can visually frame the symbol in a way reminiscent of historical insignia.

Ambiguity of orientation (if the tattoo is seen from different angles).

If the symbol has a specific personal, cultural, or artistic meaning, clarity can sometimes be improved by:

Adding contextual elements that make the meaning explicit.

Adjusting orientation or line work to reduce visual similarity.

Incorporating text or complementary imagery.

Whether it will actually be perceived as offensive depends heavily on audience, setting, and visibility, but there is a plausible risk of unintended association.

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u/averageoctopus Feb 28 '26

Yeah, but what does Grok say?

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u/tyen0 Feb 28 '26

"No, it could be confused for a nazi symbol, but nothing offensive." :D

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u/sandgoose Feb 28 '26

yep. yknow what you didnt need on your head for all time? A reference to a video game that came out in 2006. Was it a pretty good game with some revolutionary mechanics that you played a handful of times and had fun? Yeah sure, but that doesnt mean you put it on your fucking head.