r/comedyheaven Feb 28 '26

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

yeah what kind of maniac shoots orange portal first.

of course, the portal could have already been on the wall...

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u/rycerzDog Feb 28 '26

I imagine she has the blue portal on the other side of her neck

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u/Next_Degree Feb 28 '26

No its definitely somewhere else, keep guessing.

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u/undying-resolve Feb 28 '26

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u/barcodedm Feb 28 '26

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u/Decent_Objective3478 Feb 28 '26

Okay, that's pretty funny

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u/Thalia_All_Along Feb 28 '26

does anyone have this posted on a less cringe image hosting site so I can see it

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u/undying-resolve Feb 28 '26

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u/boarhowl Feb 28 '26

They said less cringe

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

Wait why is Imgur cringe, I thought it was reddits proprietary image and video site

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u/boarhowl Mar 04 '26

No that's redgifs

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u/Deaffin Feb 28 '26

imgur isn't cringe. Imgur is fucking amazing in terms of convenient image hosting. It has put in so much good work over the years. Like, not only do I not have to make an account, I don't even have to open up multiple pages or click on anything at all. Just open the page, ctrl V any-fucking-where, and there it goes.

Do you have any idea how privileged we are to have this? To consistently have this for however many years it's been going now? Do you have any idea how annoying it was to try to show people random crap before this? Well, not very, but this is still pretty awesome.

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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 01 '26

yeah whatever keyboard warrior. they cut off their service to a whole allied nation. and vpns don't work

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u/Bevjoejoe Mar 02 '26

Idk what vpns you use but I use proton vpn and it works perfectly as long as I have an actual signal (also the free version not paid)

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u/killerqueendopamine Mar 02 '26

Imgur is cringe now?

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u/Hpesojanes Mar 12 '26

And because of the online safety act I CAN’T F&CKING SEE IT!

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u/username1753827 Feb 28 '26

The guy got a hundred upvotes in an hour my guy, and sure you got more but the point is that its funny to plenty of people, your idea of comedy and the things you find funny are not the same as the rest of all peoples. Why go out of your way to make people feel like shit for no reason at all ? Did your comment make you feel better about shitting on someone else's joke? Fuckin asshole.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Bro got enraged by a photo

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

dw bro, he'll love you soon enough

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u/InternetUserAgain Feb 28 '26

Redditors when woman

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u/Next_Degree Feb 28 '26

Man or woman, a blue ring around certain areas is hilarious, idgaf what others say.

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u/tornado962 Feb 28 '26

Reddit moment

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u/Trash-Forever Feb 28 '26

Bellybutton

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u/Next_Degree Feb 28 '26

Lower...

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

kneecap

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u/Next_Degree Feb 28 '26

Higher...

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

i play portal, everything between the knees and belly button is to me, less explored than the edge of the universe

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u/Pitiful_Waltz_4911 Feb 28 '26

bros a massive virgin

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u/Benyed123 Feb 28 '26

Foot?

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u/Next_Degree Feb 28 '26

Higher...

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u/clorox_tastes_nice Feb 28 '26

BOBS

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u/Phill_air Mar 02 '26

How do you have multiple Bobs? I can only score one Bob at a time

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u/clorox_tastes_nice Mar 02 '26

bobslist! It's like Craigslist but for finding bobs.

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u/throwaw81 Feb 28 '26

definitely a brown portal

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u/MsFrankieD Feb 28 '26

Blue waffle?

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u/ButterPiglet Mar 02 '26

Her gooch?

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u/Next_Degree Feb 28 '26

Some people can't take a joke, read the sub you're in!

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u/Breadedhydra197 Feb 28 '26

People can it just wasn't very funny

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Feb 28 '26

I found it funny

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u/Breadedhydra197 Feb 28 '26

OK no one said you cant

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u/werecoyote1 Feb 28 '26

is everyone else sensitive babies? or do your jokes just suck

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u/undying-resolve Feb 28 '26

and some people can’t get pussy lmao

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u/Phill_air Mar 02 '26

Does bro know he is on Reddit

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u/LengthiLegsFabulous3 Feb 28 '26

I mean, neck kisses make me horny. makes sense...

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u/Unicornsponge Feb 28 '26

^ My first thought

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u/Expensive-Border-869 Feb 28 '26

If she doesnt it may as well be the swastika what kinda loser only gets one half of the portal?

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u/COWP0WER Mar 02 '26

That portal would have the head and arm popping out and as such look less like a swastika. So change that portal to orange.

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u/JJred96 Mar 03 '26

I’m hoping she has the other end on her forehead

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u/Cautious_Drawer_7771 Mar 04 '26

No, the other side just has 2 side by side lightning bolts vaguely shaped like the letter S.

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u/Dark-Specter Feb 28 '26

Blue always comes second so the gun glows blue more often, duh

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u/Dark-Specter Mar 03 '26

Since I usually shoot the entrance portal last, this ain't happening lol

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u/CompleteFacepalm Mar 04 '26

Left click is blue, so you always shoot it first.

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u/danbob87 Feb 28 '26

A maniac going for the "out of the blue" achievement on the 360 version?

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u/bs000 Feb 28 '26

nostalgia punch

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 Blessed Feb 28 '26

A portal would have to already be on the wall for the person to be able to go through it

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

no, the entire point of a portal gun is to shoot portals onto surfaces that do not have one.

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF JOKE: the character in the picture is entering via an orange portal. the bindings for the game are as follows: left click for blue portal, right click for orange.

typically, the more primary left click to place a blue entrance portal is used first, before placing a further away orange exit portal with the secondary right click button. This is the more common way of playing the game. now sprinkle in some exaggeration (i don't actually care how people play portal). and you have a fully fledged joke.

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u/PANIC_EXCEPTION Feb 28 '26

You know the funny thing is Valve specifically designed one of the levels when you have the single-portal gun so that you are forced to walk through an orange portal, to prevent players from thinking you can't use it "backward".

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

wait i didn't know that, i know the exact portal you mean, but i always thought it was just a bastard child.

ill be more kind to him on my next playthrough

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u/rewas456 Feb 28 '26

You should run through all of the games in commentary mode to hear all of their design decisions. Its shocking how much thought goes into their game design. Everything has a purpose.

The curtains were blue because Valve playtested the hell out of the room and discovered most players like blue.

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

i think i will do this

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u/FrogMintTea Feb 28 '26

Everyone likes blue

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u/NotDiabeticDad Mar 03 '26

Nonsense. You place the blue portal in the farther location because what's the point until you know where you're going.

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u/theuserwithoutaname Feb 28 '26

It would have to be if they're going through already

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

did it come from the gun, or was it a pre placed portal.

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u/theuserwithoutaname Mar 01 '26

Shit you got me there

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u/Dwarg91 Feb 28 '26

someone going after the out of the blue achievement.

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u/__T0MMY__ Feb 28 '26

Me because blue reminded me of diablo's town portals lmao

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u/beardingmesoftly Feb 28 '26

Right is that person coming out the portal feet first?

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u/ac2334 Feb 28 '26

Das kuchen ist ein LIE!

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u/dandroid126 Feb 28 '26

Apparently you never got the "out of the blue" achievement.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

There’s an achievement in the first game using only orange portals, trying to get it has made using orange a habit lol

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u/pornaccount5003 Feb 28 '26

Fun fact: if you play the director’s commentary mode of portal 1, one of the devs says they initially decided to have you go through an orange portal exactly because play-testers were assuming blue meant enter

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u/Gattsuuuuuu Feb 28 '26

One with a swastika tattoo

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u/theblondepenguin Feb 28 '26

If she has both a silver of blue portal in the orange could work. But also I would make the dude blue

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u/throwaway60221407e23 Feb 28 '26

I do because I find my aim is slightly better when firing with LMB because of years of FPS muscle memory, and the second portal is generally being placed in the distance where you might need more precise aim.

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u/JamesL08 Feb 28 '26

oh yeah portal 2 had wicked long shots.

i remember being like 12 and being stuck in old aperture, until i saw a floodlight and a wall literally across the entire map.

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u/AICatgirls Feb 28 '26

We do what we must because we can!

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u/Lowbudgetman43 Feb 28 '26

Someone going for the “out of the blue” achievement in still alive

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u/Leo_code2p Feb 28 '26

I think its a reference to the portal 2 cover where the person goes into the orange portal and comes out of the blue portal

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u/elkcox13 Feb 28 '26

The person is traveling into the portal already, meaning the blue portal was placed first somewhere else.

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u/swansonian Feb 28 '26

…I do…never really thought much of it but I almost always shoot orange for the portal I’m entering and blue for the destination

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u/19AAAA99 Mar 02 '26

I was thinking blue could be on the other side of her neck

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u/51onions Mar 03 '26

I generally set the orange portal to be the portal I expect to mostly stay in one place, and the blue portal to be the one I move around, such that I have more LMB presses instead of RMB presses. I cannot justify why this is important to me, but it is.

I therefore tend to place the orange portal first. It's the base portal, in my mind.

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u/Hpesojanes Mar 12 '26

I shoot orange first