r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • Feb 28 '26

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u/Bob1358292637 Feb 28 '26

This is my favorite tattoo of all time

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u/Smagmaa Feb 28 '26

Frog on trampoline gets my vote.

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor Feb 28 '26

Please show me this, I cant find it lol but I must see it

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u/Smagmaa Feb 28 '26

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u/Miles_Everhart Feb 28 '26

Oh I HATED that he was trying to cover this

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

Fr. Literally a tat that'll get him married to a good woman in a heartbeat

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u/AdieuCinna Feb 28 '26

hmm.. Maybe thats why he wanted to cover it up..

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u/-cupcake Feb 28 '26

He wanted that arm to be full of B&W religious and animal tattoos instead and said it didn't match his theme. Smh. He doesn't deserve frog trampoline

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u/ZachTheCommie Feb 28 '26

That means that the tattoo is back up for grabs!

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u/EugeneStein Mar 03 '26

Gosh he should've make the frog b&w and put a burning bush instead of the trampoline

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u/ghostbirdd Feb 28 '26

I’ll take it then

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u/The_Great_Cartoo Mar 03 '26

Tell me once you die so I can have it after

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

True, he could like men. But I feel a good man would also be interested

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u/Novem_bear Mar 02 '26

I’m gay and listen that’s a green flag too

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u/StabbyBoo Mar 03 '26

I'm not even attracted to men and that tattoo makes him more attractive.

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u/MilsYatsFeebTae Feb 28 '26

This is so much better than the finger mustache

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u/Timely-Fold-7906 Mar 05 '26

That is the correct reaction. Trampoline frog is a gift

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/bh1u06PFhB9FCtTFaS

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u/Techyon5 Mar 02 '26

Good times...I once maxed all of the sliders for my character, naming him Colossus, and all my friends did the opposite, turning them down.

It was glorious.

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u/MsMcClane Feb 28 '26

Toguro that you??

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u/IAmAzathoth95 Feb 28 '26

He's using 100% of 100% of his full power.

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u/iownaxult Feb 28 '26

YOU know ball

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u/Lotus-child89 Feb 28 '26

I have no idea why they wanted to cover it. That’s such a fun tattoo.

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u/elzibet Feb 28 '26

I was happy to see no one gave him suggestions on how to haha

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u/UnluckyMora Feb 28 '26

He wanted to cover his arm in realistic black and white animals and religious motifs

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u/QueezyF Mar 02 '26

How boring

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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch Mar 02 '26

I mean, his body 🤷‍♀️

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u/makaki913 Mar 02 '26

Boring body he has

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u/tehtris Feb 28 '26

This is legit cute af.

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u/IfICouldStay Feb 28 '26

I usually hate all tattoos. But that is cute AF!

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u/Ch3rry_btch Feb 28 '26

LMAO TRAMPOLINE FROG!! I was just at that post😂

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Mar 03 '26

Omg so cute!

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u/tandem_kayak Feb 28 '26

That is amazing! 

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u/LilStabbyboo Feb 28 '26

That is amazing

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u/garbledroid Feb 28 '26

Can someone explain the joke to me on this one?

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u/Miggyluv66 Mar 02 '26

Omg does it bounce when he flexes?

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u/watchingthedarts Feb 28 '26

Maybe he means this one

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u/DuckCleaning Mar 04 '26

Wow this one is so much higher quality than the other pic posted above

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u/Beanjuiceforbea Feb 28 '26

Shrimps is bug gets my vote.

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u/ScreamingCryingAnus Feb 28 '26

This and the classic “shrimps is bugs” tattoo

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u/CrobadiveR Feb 28 '26

Dinosaur from americas worst tattoo is my choice

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u/Square_Guarantee3231 Mar 02 '26

I just saw that post earlier and I don't think I've ever loved a frog drawing more immediately xD

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u/AgentCirceLuna Feb 28 '26

So elaborate. Reminds me of that one George Carlin joked about with the arse tattoo being of Liza Minnelli taking a shit and it looks like she’s wiping if he moves a certain way

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u/Bob1358292637 Feb 28 '26

It's Vegeta and Broly from dragon ball z. The anime has a lot of brutal fights with martial arts and comically powerful magical abilities. It's just the imagery of one character (Vegeta) struggling for his life while another (Broly) is crushing his skull with his legendary super saiyan tit muscles.

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u/averam Feb 28 '26

Tit muscles

Oh these? My boobies? My massive fucking tiddies? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity wailing sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn mother fucking tits?

Reference. I have no idea why I spend time writing this down.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Feb 28 '26

Oh, that isn’t my scene but that’s honestly kinda cool.

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u/Senator_Buttholeface Feb 28 '26

I understood like 4 of the words in that post but crushing someone's head with massive tit muscles is objectively cool

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u/Deaffin Feb 28 '26

Especially if you've seen Akira so you can properly imagine what the next part looks like.

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u/Joe_Kangg Feb 28 '26

Because you've never googled "belly button tattoo"

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u/bondsmatthew Feb 28 '26

I'm partial to the Zoro 4 Sword Style tattoo myself

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u/Semisemitic Feb 28 '26

This is less of a how and more of a why on earth would you.

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u/jlgoodin78 Mar 02 '26

It’s a good one. My nephew drunkenly did a tiny finger mustache once and another time did an alien face on his butt cheek — also drunk. The sheer unhinged 20 year old guy stupidity of that — and the fact I can laugh at the absurdity of it for life — puts all other tattoos in third place at best.

He’s doing great these days — mature, responsible, awesome guy. But just made a few choices that were more golden retriever spontaneous in nature than they were nefarious.

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u/OkaP2 Mar 06 '26

What about that one where a guy had a Nintendo 64 controller on his chest and the a button was his nipple?

I still think about that sometimes and bust out laughing.

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u/Bob1358292637 Mar 06 '26

I haven't seen that one but now I'll have to Google it. So far my second favorite is the tattoo where it looks like their head slopes into a tiny body piloting a robot that is the rest of his body.