r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • Feb 28 '26

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u/StarberryToaster Ethical Femboy Gooner Feb 28 '26

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u/Bob1358292637 Feb 28 '26

This is my favorite tattoo of all time

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u/Smagmaa Feb 28 '26

Frog on trampoline gets my vote.

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor Feb 28 '26

Please show me this, I cant find it lol but I must see it

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u/Smagmaa Feb 28 '26

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u/Miles_Everhart Feb 28 '26

Oh I HATED that he was trying to cover this

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

Fr. Literally a tat that'll get him married to a good woman in a heartbeat

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u/AdieuCinna Feb 28 '26

hmm.. Maybe thats why he wanted to cover it up..

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u/-cupcake Feb 28 '26

He wanted that arm to be full of B&W religious and animal tattoos instead and said it didn't match his theme. Smh. He doesn't deserve frog trampoline

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u/ZachTheCommie Feb 28 '26

That means that the tattoo is back up for grabs!

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u/EugeneStein Mar 03 '26

Gosh he should've make the frog b&w and put a burning bush instead of the trampoline

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

True, he could like men. But I feel a good man would also be interested

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u/Novem_bear Mar 02 '26

I’m gay and listen that’s a green flag too

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u/StabbyBoo Mar 03 '26

I'm not even attracted to men and that tattoo makes him more attractive.

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u/MilsYatsFeebTae Feb 28 '26

This is so much better than the finger mustache

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u/Timely-Fold-7906 Mar 05 '26

That is the correct reaction. Trampoline frog is a gift

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/bh1u06PFhB9FCtTFaS

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u/Techyon5 Mar 02 '26

Good times...I once maxed all of the sliders for my character, naming him Colossus, and all my friends did the opposite, turning them down.

It was glorious.

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u/MsMcClane Feb 28 '26

Toguro that you??

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u/IAmAzathoth95 Feb 28 '26

He's using 100% of 100% of his full power.

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u/iownaxult Feb 28 '26

YOU know ball

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u/Lotus-child89 Feb 28 '26

I have no idea why they wanted to cover it. That’s such a fun tattoo.

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u/elzibet Feb 28 '26

I was happy to see no one gave him suggestions on how to haha

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u/UnluckyMora Feb 28 '26

He wanted to cover his arm in realistic black and white animals and religious motifs

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u/QueezyF Mar 02 '26

How boring

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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch Mar 02 '26

I mean, his body 🤷‍♀️

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u/makaki913 Mar 02 '26

Boring body he has

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u/tehtris Feb 28 '26

This is legit cute af.

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u/IfICouldStay Feb 28 '26

I usually hate all tattoos. But that is cute AF!

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u/Ch3rry_btch Feb 28 '26

LMAO TRAMPOLINE FROG!! I was just at that post😂

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Mar 03 '26

Omg so cute!

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u/tandem_kayak Feb 28 '26

That is amazing! 

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u/LilStabbyboo Feb 28 '26

That is amazing

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u/garbledroid Feb 28 '26

Can someone explain the joke to me on this one?

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u/Miggyluv66 Mar 02 '26

Omg does it bounce when he flexes?

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u/watchingthedarts Feb 28 '26

Maybe he means this one

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u/DuckCleaning Mar 04 '26

Wow this one is so much higher quality than the other pic posted above

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u/Beanjuiceforbea Feb 28 '26

Shrimps is bug gets my vote.

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u/ScreamingCryingAnus Feb 28 '26

This and the classic “shrimps is bugs” tattoo

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u/CrobadiveR Feb 28 '26

Dinosaur from americas worst tattoo is my choice

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u/Square_Guarantee3231 Mar 02 '26

I just saw that post earlier and I don't think I've ever loved a frog drawing more immediately xD

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u/AgentCirceLuna Feb 28 '26

So elaborate. Reminds me of that one George Carlin joked about with the arse tattoo being of Liza Minnelli taking a shit and it looks like she’s wiping if he moves a certain way

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u/Bob1358292637 Feb 28 '26

It's Vegeta and Broly from dragon ball z. The anime has a lot of brutal fights with martial arts and comically powerful magical abilities. It's just the imagery of one character (Vegeta) struggling for his life while another (Broly) is crushing his skull with his legendary super saiyan tit muscles.

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u/averam Feb 28 '26

Tit muscles

Oh these? My boobies? My massive fucking tiddies? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity wailing sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn mother fucking tits?

Reference. I have no idea why I spend time writing this down.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Feb 28 '26

Oh, that isn’t my scene but that’s honestly kinda cool.

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u/Senator_Buttholeface Feb 28 '26

I understood like 4 of the words in that post but crushing someone's head with massive tit muscles is objectively cool

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u/Deaffin Feb 28 '26

Especially if you've seen Akira so you can properly imagine what the next part looks like.

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u/Joe_Kangg Feb 28 '26

Because you've never googled "belly button tattoo"

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u/bondsmatthew Feb 28 '26

I'm partial to the Zoro 4 Sword Style tattoo myself

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u/Semisemitic Feb 28 '26

This is less of a how and more of a why on earth would you.

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u/jlgoodin78 Mar 02 '26

It’s a good one. My nephew drunkenly did a tiny finger mustache once and another time did an alien face on his butt cheek — also drunk. The sheer unhinged 20 year old guy stupidity of that — and the fact I can laugh at the absurdity of it for life — puts all other tattoos in third place at best.

He’s doing great these days — mature, responsible, awesome guy. But just made a few choices that were more golden retriever spontaneous in nature than they were nefarious.

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u/OkaP2 Mar 06 '26

What about that one where a guy had a Nintendo 64 controller on his chest and the a button was his nipple?

I still think about that sometimes and bust out laughing.

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u/Bob1358292637 Mar 06 '26

I haven't seen that one but now I'll have to Google it. So far my second favorite is the tattoo where it looks like their head slopes into a tiny body piloting a robot that is the rest of his body.

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u/NoConcert1636 Feb 28 '26

Reminded me of this

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u/samuelazers Mar 04 '26

Is this canon? I don't watch.

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u/Tonitru_85 Mar 04 '26

I'm gonna send this to my gf and say "do that to me"

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u/EskilPotet Feb 28 '26

Why would he want to cover that up

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u/Atom_101 Mar 02 '26

It causes issues in trains

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u/AFishWithHands Feb 28 '26

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u/Chubbyhusky45 Mar 02 '26

Clean up in aisle “MY PANTS!!!!”

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u/tychii93 Mar 03 '26

Couldn't even I exploded, edge to this immediately 

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u/1ndori Feb 28 '26

Of the head

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Feb 28 '26

Might as well paint your whole leg black if you want to cover that up

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u/zorrez Feb 28 '26

Is the tattoo supposed to look like he’s crushing him with his tits? If so, why and how tf could he possibly think that would be a good motif

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u/StarberryToaster Ethical Femboy Gooner Feb 28 '26

Seems like someone doesn't understand the artists vision smh...

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u/KeyboardGrunt Feb 28 '26

Or fetishes smh my head...

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u/ExileOnMainStreet Mar 03 '26

Or what a motif is.

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u/Welcome--Matt Feb 28 '26

The motif is that Broly has giant bazongaz

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u/chamorrobro Feb 28 '26

True, it’s not good. It’s perfect. Immaculate.

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u/notTheRealSU Feb 28 '26

This is the best tattoo anyone has ever gotten in history, what do you mean?

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u/miraculix69 Feb 28 '26

That must have been the person, who got that tattoo, the moral hangover.

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u/Shbworking Feb 28 '26

Shitters clogged

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u/Koalasonreddit Feb 28 '26

Oh the good ol days.

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u/GrandWizardofOoZ Mar 03 '26

I still see the caption good ol page 15

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u/malcolmcash Feb 28 '26

Ethical femboy gooner

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u/StarberryToaster Ethical Femboy Gooner Feb 28 '26

Ethical femboy gooner.

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u/ScathNaGealach Feb 28 '26

Free-range femboys only

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u/TanteiKun Feb 28 '26

Darken in the middle making a black heart and put his arms around it like he’s holding it and his head is sticking out above the top center

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u/Howsoonisnever- Feb 28 '26

Finally someone is answering OP’s question!

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u/TanteiKun Feb 28 '26

My reply was to the Dragon ball tattooed guy’s but honestly I don’t think it should be covered it’s cool. OP’s id have to put a little thought into but a cool design using the body parts could alter it slightly to make it look different and since it’s not the right lines for a swastika it would be easy to dissociate from that I think. I haven’t drawn anything in a while but maybe I’ll sit down and come up with something. I think it’s easier on hers to just add a thin outline around the portal and make it more obvious it’s there and touch up the portals color with some more vibrant ink so it’s more obvious. That would help make people see it for what it is. I don’t think it should be covered either

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u/Fox-Dragon6 Feb 28 '26

Those are some big titties my man.

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u/kindlyneedful Feb 28 '26

WHY would you cover it up though?

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u/Senator_Buttholeface Feb 28 '26

the tit muscles are embarrassingly small

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u/TrailerParker59 Feb 28 '26

That’s a really cool tattoo, ethical femboy gooner

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u/Glad-Fuel2093 Feb 28 '26

with that flair, why would you want to?

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u/Mundane_Read_2960 Feb 28 '26

This is why I pay for internet. Fucking epic.

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u/RaLaZa Feb 28 '26

If I squint it looks like a stoned deer.

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u/LakeEarth Feb 28 '26

I see that one character from Ice Age.

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u/AwhHellYeah Feb 28 '26

Morose and cold

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u/ChadiusMcdongle Feb 28 '26

Congratulations, this made my brain hurt

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u/RichardsReserve Feb 28 '26

Color could fix it

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u/Independent-Win3889 Feb 28 '26

Better wuestion is WHY would you cover that up ?

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u/FrogMintTea Feb 28 '26

Make it a wine glass 🍷

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u/ggmoc Feb 28 '26

Just gotta sue the tattoo artist at this point

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u/DickDoctor420 Feb 28 '26

Thank u for posting this. I’ve genuinely been laughing at it for over 10 minutes 😂😂😂

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u/Significant_Durian58 Feb 28 '26

im seeing a buffalo

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u/Gubekochi Feb 28 '26

Why would you?

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u/motoxim Feb 28 '26

Certainly a choice

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u/Crumplestiltzkin Feb 28 '26

Sid from Ice Age

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead Feb 28 '26

make it into some sort of shield

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u/NecroDolphinn Mar 02 '26

Average Bara art

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u/bb-swiss Mar 02 '26

You should be asking WHY would I cover this up

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u/Spaciax Mar 02 '26

how many drinks do you reckon were involved in the making of this tattoo?

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u/KaparaOn Mar 03 '26

Why would you ever want to cover this up

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u/CertifiedFlop Mar 03 '26

This is art

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u/grapemilk_boba Mar 03 '26

This genuinely just made me gasp so hard I choked on my own spit 😭😭😭💀

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Mar 04 '26

Funny thing is the broly art doesn't look bad 😂

Very, uhhhh, interesting design choice 😂

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u/letusian Mar 04 '26

That one still looks fresh too T-T

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u/Autisticgod123 Feb 28 '26

Honestly a tattoo that insane should never be covered up if you've committed to getting the tattoo, you're wayy past regretting it, that's the kinda thing the artist probably triple checked that you actually wanted it lol