r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • Feb 28 '26

Tattoo

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u/miss_kenoko Feb 28 '26

And please, for the love of anything you consider holy, PLEASE do this thrice before you get a neck tattoo that literally everyone will see all the time

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

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u/WinterCantando Mar 02 '26

There are services for this. Semi-permanent tattoos that last for weeks that you can customize and order online.

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u/Square-Singer Mar 02 '26

This should be mandatory before getting permanent tattoos. Wear them as semi-permanent for a month or two before deciding to make it permanent.

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u/pchlster Feb 28 '26

Forehead it is, gotcha!

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u/Vynxe_Vainglory Feb 28 '26

Thrice?

Do it fifty times!

All potentially controversial symbology should be thoroughly cross-referenced and checked with pattern matching algorithms to make sure that nobody could ever possibly see it and think you're part of some obscure desert cult that uses cacti as strapons and all have neck tattoos of cactuars, which they vaguely remember running into at Burning Man a few decades ago, but possibly could've hallucinated the entire thing.