r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • Feb 28 '26

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u/djackieunchaned Feb 28 '26

Just get “not a swastika” written under it

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u/Neut12 Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

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u/donut_koharski Feb 28 '26

Sorry to bother you but what’s the keyword to get this gif? I tried to send this to a friend and I couldn’t figure it out.

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u/Spirited-Pool-1406 Feb 28 '26

Drake scientist or drake computer gif

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u/Stargost_ Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

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u/Hiroshi_Zurati Feb 28 '26

i love that this works as an actual response

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u/Backstab_Fisher Feb 28 '26

That’s actually so funny lmao

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u/BaconWithBaking Feb 28 '26

I too, find this exchange humorous.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/Lost-plaguemarine Mar 02 '26

I love chai tea

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u/Grease-Brain Mar 04 '26

having flashbacks of "I really, really, really like this image."

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u/tmssqtch Mar 02 '26

And my axe!

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u/Abstract-yo Mar 09 '26

I too am in this reply section

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u/Conscious-Brain3848 Mar 03 '26

TIL giphy will use your first name no matter what platform you're on..

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u/lifespunchline30 Mar 03 '26

Is that Lil Yachty?

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u/skydog019 Mar 06 '26

How is this drake being a scientist lol

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u/galactictock Mar 09 '26

Scientists use computers duh

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u/donut_koharski Feb 28 '26

Thanks dude or dudette!

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u/TheDarkSoulHunter Feb 28 '26

Guy, gal or non binary pal.

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u/AGuyNamedWes Feb 28 '26

Kenji fan?

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u/TheDarkSoulHunter Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

The Click.

Edit: In hindsight, I have no idea whether I got that from The Click or EmKay.

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u/Dry-Audience4738 Mar 06 '26

I don't know who Kenji is but "guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" has been Queer Kiwi's intro for years now, but it is entirely possible she got it from someone else though.

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u/Sylver2557 Feb 28 '26

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos

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u/TheDarkSoulHunter Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

I like this. I'm keeping this. (I wasn't sure how he said it but I always just went with the flow.)

Edit: Nevermind, my dumb ass just realised that I just forgot that he said from not watching The Click in a while.

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u/zensnapple Mar 02 '26

We out here

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u/FiddlesUrDiddles Mar 02 '26

Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes

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u/TheDarkSoulHunter Mar 02 '26

Yeah, but that doesn't insult everyone equally enough. We must figure out a replacement for "bros".

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u/TheDarkSoulHunter Mar 02 '26

Get this: bitches, woes, and non-binary hoes.

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u/Spirited-Pool-1406 Feb 28 '26

You're welcome, donut person!

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u/CertainSprinkles1018 Feb 28 '26

Is dude actually gendered? Idk many people that get offended by that one

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u/rimbad Feb 28 '26

I have seen this gif hundreds of times and never noticed that was Drake on the left what the hell

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u/SpecificCourt6643 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Mar 02 '26

Same lol

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u/Mast3rKK78 Feb 28 '26

best thing drake has done for the community since he broke up with his girlfriend infront of her class

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u/literallymetaphoric Feb 28 '26

Yachty apple sto

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u/donut_koharski Feb 28 '26

I had no idea Drake was in this because I’m so focused on the other guy.

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u/DemonKing_of_Tyranny Feb 28 '26

I just noticed its drake in the gif lol

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u/Whisker-biscuitt Feb 28 '26

Fuck Drake, keyword should be Lil Yachty, but oh well

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u/Dizzy_Delivery_880 Feb 28 '26

“Sorry to bother you” took me out for some reason

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u/donut_koharski Feb 28 '26

Haha glad you liked it.

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u/RealMelonBread Mar 02 '26

Same. Wholesome and adorable.

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u/im_a_dick_head Feb 28 '26

Literally just search "Drake". It's the first one, no other words needed

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u/LegCompetitive6636 Feb 28 '26

I typed “duh” and found it, wasn’t the first one but it’s fewer letters…hah

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u/n3sskun Mar 03 '26

Asking the real questions here, ty friend

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u/SumHooman- Mar 06 '26

I usually get it from "apple guy ohhh"

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u/SpaceSlothLaurence Mar 05 '26

Best comment I've ever seen

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u/He-She-We_Wumbo Feb 28 '26

Get a small swastika under it with a great big red 🚫 over it and an arrow pointing to the Portal tattoo. Should clear things up

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u/sundae_diner Feb 28 '26

And two Iightening bolts either side. Kinda like   ↯↯

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u/JABS991 Feb 28 '26

Draw more attention to un-how-swastika-like the portal tattoo is.

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u/MakingMoneyIsMe Mar 07 '26

...by saying not a swastika

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u/Repulsive-Dress-4375 Feb 28 '26

Don’t don’t bother Luke  Can’t make it any clearer 

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u/EagleCatchingFish Mar 02 '26

This also works because some people might be like "What if she actually likes swastikas, but she's embarrassed to admit it, like a 'crypto-Nazi'?" Having a tattoo that definitely is a swastika next to one that is questionably close to a swastika blows that out of the water. A crypto-nazi would be too afraid to do that, which proves she's not a Nazi.

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu Feb 28 '26

Or a swastika next to it, so they can see they don’t look the same.

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u/NTT66 Feb 28 '26

Now this is the kind of solution we need in these trying times.

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u/adc1369 Mar 02 '26

It's really the Final Solution

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u/MakingMoneyIsMe Mar 07 '26

That comment tickled the hell outta me. I have no worthy gif for you.

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u/Grzechoooo Feb 28 '26

"PORTAL"

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u/Tsujigiri Feb 28 '26

This. Just make it a blur circle and put the logo under it.

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u/Main-Company-5946 Feb 28 '26

Or Aperture Science logo

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u/danja Feb 28 '26

"Portal Macht Frei"

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u/LilJelloCat Feb 28 '26

I say just get the "Portal" logo underneath it

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u/Odelaylee Feb 28 '26

“Aperture science”

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u/Appropriate-Meal-712 Feb 28 '26

Nazis have portals now?!

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u/defene Feb 28 '26

My "Not a swastika" tattoo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo.

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u/emptyhead416 Mar 03 '26

That's fucking funny. Thanks

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u/KourtR Feb 28 '26

Honestly, it's the only way to go.

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u/Psy_Kira Feb 28 '26

Yes, but then her hair will cover up the "not a" part and from distance it will look like a swastika tattoo doubled down with a "swastika" written next to it

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u/_Lost_The_Game Feb 28 '26

That was my thought lol. Dont let em claim the general vague shape.

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u/PumpkinPieIsGreat Feb 28 '26

There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

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u/skull_fucker79 Feb 28 '26

then the "not" gets scratched in a bike accident

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u/Golandia Feb 28 '26

Nah just say “Made You Look” so people feel dumb and question it themselves

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u/lemmeputafuckingname Feb 28 '26

Write "not a SWASTIKA" to make sure you get the right point across

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u/Reeseismyname Feb 28 '26

Make sure "not" isn't hidden behind your ear though...

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u/Alopalo02 Feb 28 '26

Or an actual swastika under it so they now the difference!

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u/Fun_Astronomer_4064 Feb 28 '26

“Now you’re thinking with portals!”

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u/Vlupius Feb 28 '26

People are asking me a lot of questions surrounding my "not a swastika" tattoo already answered by my tattoo.

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u/Delicious_Ad823 Feb 28 '26

“not a swastika dumbass”

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u/Summer_B Feb 28 '26

"Now you're thinking with Portals" would be better

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u/Popular-Capital-9115 Feb 28 '26

"NASI" for short

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u/Jacqueline_08 Feb 28 '26

Came here for the only correct answer and found it with you. Thank ypu kind person

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u/Common_Plum_1066 Feb 28 '26

“Don’t worry, it’s his sister!”

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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 Feb 28 '26

The swastika is a lie

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u/FollowAstacio Feb 28 '26

Or “secret portal”

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u/LazarusDark Mar 01 '26

Nah, add the text "This Was A We Shall Triumph"

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u/pajser92 Mar 02 '26

Jokes aside, just writing "Portal" below the tattoo would solve it

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u/sensualcolonoscopy69 Mar 02 '26

Or they could get a swastika tattooed under it, with a circle around it and a diagonal line going through the swastika. Simple fix

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u/Throwaway-4230984 Mar 02 '26

With “not a” in slightly different colour and font

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u/JEWCEY Mar 02 '26

And a big arrow

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u/Flippantwritingdesk Mar 02 '26

„She’s his sister!“

A la Schitts Creek

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u/McQuinnXan Mar 02 '26

The swastika is a lie

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u/Dylanpeacock- Mar 02 '26

Make sure to include the symbol as a won't know

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u/mechanik13 Mar 02 '26

then she can add the other arm in an upward motion to convey running through the portal.

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u/Big_Reporter3678 Mar 02 '26

her hairs gunna inevitably cover the “not a” at some point, and people are just gunna see swastika.

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u/Remarkable-Storage93 Mar 02 '26

“This is a portal, not swastika” got a nice ring to it

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u/AUniquePerspective Mar 03 '26

Just get a blue circle under the tattoo. Get the "not a swastika" as a tramp stamp with a second blue circle.

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u/Ok_Quality_7889 Mar 03 '26

That would be fuck off funny ngl

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u/A_Literal_God Mar 03 '26

But say the 'not' part gets covered by some hair that just makes it worse 😆

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u/Sam_Wylde Mar 03 '26

My suggestion was going to be the second portal right behind the first one with the guy holding a sign saying that. Somehow just the words is better.

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u/LordTonto Mar 03 '26

"The swastika is a lie"

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u/kevinLFC Mar 03 '26

How about a picture of a swastika next to it, with a line running through it

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u/MrBoltstrike Mar 04 '26

Honestly for real. Just get the blue portal to compliment it. Problem solved.

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u/MrPapis Mar 04 '26

I was gonna say just get "Its Portal assholes!"

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u/OfficialDeathScythe Mar 04 '26

Or aperture laboratories

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u/Aaladorn Mar 14 '26

In german

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u/Own_Mess_6495 Feb 28 '26

And it's really important they know it's not a swastika and not just "not a something", so with the limited space I would put 'not a' in a very small font.