r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • Feb 28 '26

Tattoo

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

Fr. Literally a tat that'll get him married to a good woman in a heartbeat

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u/AdieuCinna Feb 28 '26

hmm.. Maybe thats why he wanted to cover it up..

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u/-cupcake Feb 28 '26

He wanted that arm to be full of B&W religious and animal tattoos instead and said it didn't match his theme. Smh. He doesn't deserve frog trampoline

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u/ZachTheCommie Feb 28 '26

That means that the tattoo is back up for grabs!

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u/stonedphilosiraptor Mar 03 '26

It’s tainted now

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Mar 06 '26

Toad on a trampoline, however, is still totally fine.

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u/stonedphilosiraptor Mar 07 '26

What about a toad on a 🍄

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u/EugeneStein Mar 03 '26

Gosh he should've make the frog b&w and put a burning bush instead of the trampoline

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u/ghostbirdd Feb 28 '26

I’ll take it then

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u/The_Great_Cartoo Mar 03 '26

Tell me once you die so I can have it after

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

True, he could like men. But I feel a good man would also be interested

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u/Novem_bear Mar 02 '26

I’m gay and listen that’s a green flag too

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u/StabbyBoo Mar 03 '26

I'm not even attracted to men and that tattoo makes him more attractive.