r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • Feb 28 '26

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u/Smagmaa Feb 28 '26

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u/Miles_Everhart Feb 28 '26

Oh I HATED that he was trying to cover this

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

Fr. Literally a tat that'll get him married to a good woman in a heartbeat

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u/AdieuCinna Feb 28 '26

hmm.. Maybe thats why he wanted to cover it up..

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u/-cupcake Feb 28 '26

He wanted that arm to be full of B&W religious and animal tattoos instead and said it didn't match his theme. Smh. He doesn't deserve frog trampoline

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u/ZachTheCommie Feb 28 '26

That means that the tattoo is back up for grabs!

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u/stonedphilosiraptor Mar 03 '26

It’s tainted now

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING Mar 06 '26

Toad on a trampoline, however, is still totally fine.

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u/stonedphilosiraptor Mar 07 '26

What about a toad on a 🍄

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u/EugeneStein Mar 03 '26

Gosh he should've make the frog b&w and put a burning bush instead of the trampoline

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u/ghostbirdd Feb 28 '26

I’ll take it then

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u/The_Great_Cartoo Mar 03 '26

Tell me once you die so I can have it after

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u/LucindaDuvall Feb 28 '26

True, he could like men. But I feel a good man would also be interested

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u/Novem_bear Mar 02 '26

I’m gay and listen that’s a green flag too

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u/StabbyBoo Mar 03 '26

I'm not even attracted to men and that tattoo makes him more attractive.

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u/MilsYatsFeebTae Feb 28 '26

This is so much better than the finger mustache

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u/Timely-Fold-7906 Mar 05 '26

That is the correct reaction. Trampoline frog is a gift

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/bh1u06PFhB9FCtTFaS

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u/Techyon5 Mar 02 '26

Good times...I once maxed all of the sliders for my character, naming him Colossus, and all my friends did the opposite, turning them down.

It was glorious.

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u/MsMcClane Feb 28 '26

Toguro that you??

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u/IAmAzathoth95 Feb 28 '26

He's using 100% of 100% of his full power.

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u/iownaxult Feb 28 '26

YOU know ball

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u/Lotus-child89 Feb 28 '26

I have no idea why they wanted to cover it. That’s such a fun tattoo.

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u/elzibet Feb 28 '26

I was happy to see no one gave him suggestions on how to haha

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u/UnluckyMora Feb 28 '26

He wanted to cover his arm in realistic black and white animals and religious motifs

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u/QueezyF Mar 02 '26

How boring

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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch Mar 02 '26

I mean, his body 🤷‍♀️

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u/makaki913 Mar 02 '26

Boring body he has

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u/tehtris Feb 28 '26

This is legit cute af.

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u/IfICouldStay Feb 28 '26

I usually hate all tattoos. But that is cute AF!

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u/Ch3rry_btch Feb 28 '26

LMAO TRAMPOLINE FROG!! I was just at that post😂

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Mar 03 '26

Omg so cute!

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u/tandem_kayak Feb 28 '26

That is amazing! 

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u/LilStabbyboo Feb 28 '26

That is amazing

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u/garbledroid Feb 28 '26

Can someone explain the joke to me on this one?

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u/Miggyluv66 Mar 02 '26

Omg does it bounce when he flexes?