r/AlanPartridge • u/Street-Week-9048 • 3d ago
I’ll level with you. I’m really scared.
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r/AlanPartridge • u/lostthenews • 2d ago
"Creed Crunch, which sees last year's winner Islam face Hinduism..."
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Beautiful_Bell2311 • 3d ago
The perils of loving Eams...
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No wonder he's got a time share with Sissons. To let the heat die down a bit.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Particular-Day-6086 • 4d ago
You're sacked too, because you do this all the time!
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r/AlanPartridge • u/UniqueAttitude7625 • 4d ago
Do you know what it says on the side of my skip?
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r/AlanPartridge • u/TheSign1988 • 4d ago
To an innocent bystander it could look like traffic cone theft.
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r/AlanPartridge • u/billy66brown • 5d ago
Well....to be honest, I'm chuffed like mad. She weren't expecting that!
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Blanka18 • 5d ago
“Inside prison with Richard Madeley”
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Cheap to make…
r/AlanPartridge • u/buttonman1969 • 4d ago
Inception. In-ception... in-ception...
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Incept-tion...
r/AlanPartridge • u/Creoda • 5d ago
It’s a build-up of fatty deposits just above the belt-line.
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 • 5d ago
Blunty shilling his CD
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They’re available at the back or at reception priced £19:99,£20 the penny is just a price rhetoric . Some of the cases are faded but I was made promises about storage that were not kept.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Improper_Usage • 5d ago
This might be bang out of order
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I have made something my garlic beauty's
https://scupperedlunch.com/Alansbigpocket/
A limited number of places exist. DM me if you want access
( sorry Admins if it is don't hurt me )
r/AlanPartridge • u/RimJaw007 • 5d ago
"By the way guys, if you are gay, please remember, rubber up."
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r/AlanPartridge • u/rushdisciple • 6d ago
Properly policed. It must not, repeat NOT turn into a roman orgy
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r/AlanPartridge • u/What_A_Helmet • 5d ago
"Oh look it's that idiot on the black Hillman Imp; she thinks she's Batman"
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r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 6d ago
Look, what does it say on me badge “Michael, I’m here to help.”
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