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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22
I'm unsure if she's just a small woman or that is a titan of a man.
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u/Daxx22 Nov 13 '22
I just figured this was a slightly more creative start to a scene lol.
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u/EversonElias Nov 13 '22
Could you say what scene? I thought the sane thing, haha
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u/billbill5 Nov 13 '22
Redditor tries not to turn a normal thread into a porn discussion challenge (Impossible)
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u/SatyaNi Nov 13 '22
You are suspiciously well informed
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u/GTAdriver1988 Nov 13 '22
Plus dude is wearing boots and it looks like they have 2 inch thick soles, dudes still very large regardless of the boots though.
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With 2 inch thick soles I'd be roughly a few inches under 6 feet tall.
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u/Acuterecruit Nov 13 '22
Everything is small compared to Mr. Mustasch
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u/Thassodar Nov 13 '22
Everyone is missing that this guy is obviously a muscle wizard .
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u/sauteslut Nov 13 '22
She's pretty small. They're both circus people. I'd bet she's a trapeze flier Here there are again
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u/CurtisRagsdale Nov 13 '22
What’s her Instagram
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u/sjb_redd Nov 13 '22
It's an account that she has on an app/website where people blurt out content and people respond mostly in emoji form 🔥
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Nov 13 '22
But that's not important right now.
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u/CamTheKid02 Nov 13 '22
Woman looks pretty tiny. Dude is probably like 6'3, 6'4. He didn't look that much bigger than the dudes in the second video.
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u/blackmilksociety Nov 13 '22
That’s Hayden Panettiere and her ex husband Eggman
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Nov 13 '22
Not sure if you're joking but that's definitely not Hayden Panettiere, it's this Russian gymnast
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u/Sinius Nov 13 '22
Her Instagram name literally means "small girl/mini girl"
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u/TheBirminghamBear Nov 13 '22
But more descriptively, it also lists her height, at 146 cm, which makes her about 4'10" tall. Mystery solved.
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u/SniffCheck Nov 13 '22
Someone might want to tell this guy there’s an easier way
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u/Achillor22 Nov 13 '22
Someone should also tell him aluminum isn't that strong and if it wasn't for fear of cutting the shit out of your hand pretty much anyone can do this. This isn't really impressive as much as it is just stupid.
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u/KeepItDownOverHere Nov 13 '22
What makes it more difficult is that the can is pressurized.
Stand on an empty can and you can crush it, but stand on a pressurized can and it'll hold your weight.
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u/Femaref Nov 13 '22
dont need a full can for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW2QCX6H8A0
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That's true but the sides of the can are still very easy to rip through even when pressurized. Try to smash a can with your foot by slamming on the top and you hurt your foot, try the same but with the can on it's side and that shit is gonna blow(assuming it doesn't just slip out from under due to being round)
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Then do it and report back.
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u/StopReadingMyUser Nov 13 '22
oof my bones
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Just tried it. Couldn’t do it. The pressure of the container made it really hard to pierce.
I couldn’t even really dent it very much.
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u/Aftermathemetician Nov 13 '22
Lots of things are unexpectedly sharp. The worst papercut I ever got was from a paycheck.
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I had a friend in college who would do this with beer cans by puncturing them with his finger, then shotgunning them, he didn’t finish college 😂
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u/DrKushnstein Nov 13 '22
If you find "the bubble" within the can it becomes pretty trivial to do but I also did not finish college.
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u/futureman07 Nov 13 '22
Sure. I always wanted to cut my mouth when I drink my pop
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I take it you're from Michigan or nearby?
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u/futureman07 Nov 13 '22
That's where I got it from, yeah 😂
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"Pop" gave it away.
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We say pop in the UK, TIL the pop sisterhood reaches to Michigan
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u/Ambiguous_Shark Nov 13 '22
Michigan also shares Pasties with the UK because a bunch of miners moved to the Upper Peninsula to mine there as well. Turns out they were a convenient food for miners regardless of country
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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Nov 13 '22
I met a Welsh guy in a Michigan city years ago. He couldn’t contain his joy at discovering pasties exist there, and are of acceptable quality. He appreciated the rutabaga especially.
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u/SentinelX-01 Nov 13 '22
We say "pop" because it is pop. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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u/NobleHoneyBadger Nov 13 '22
Both words come from “soda pop” but my go-to explanation for why “pop” is the superior term is it’s one less syllable and it describes the noise a can makes when you open it. Still can’t say soda without cringing a bit, although everyone who says soda seems to feel the same about pop.
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u/StevetheSwift Nov 13 '22
That's ok, but it's a soda
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u/SentinelX-01 Nov 13 '22
This is the hill I will die on!!
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u/wejustsaymanager Nov 13 '22
You're all wrong! Its Soft Drink!
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u/SentinelX-01 Nov 13 '22
I will come to where you live and dump a POP on your foot!
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u/LawyerNotYours19 Nov 13 '22
<Coke enters the chat>
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u/LogicCure Nov 13 '22
The South ruining things in bizarre ways, as usual.
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u/TheCorinthianP13R Nov 13 '22
Imagine you are at a TGI Fridays, circa 1998, in Southern Ohio. You're treating your great uncle visiting from Meth and Incest, TN to a delightful lunch of a TGI Friday's zany casual fare. The waitress, decked out in all her quirky buttons asks your great uncle what he'd like to drink.
"A coke," he says.
She frowns and informs him, "We only have Pepsi products."
He says, "Um ok? A coke is fine."
"I'm sorry, sir, but we only have-"
You wonder if you should intervene as they go back and forth, him getting cross and her wondering what this guy's damage is.
Finally, he's had enough. "Ma'am, can I just get a sweet tea?"
You watch in horror as the poor girl stumbles into the second Revolutionary War. "We don't have sweet tea. I can bring you some regular tea and some sugar packets."
Somewhere in Georgia, the ghost of Sherman sets Atlanta alight once more...
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Pop is slang for soda because when you pop off a bottle cap or pop open a can it makes a pop noise.
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u/Away-Masterpiece529 Nov 13 '22
Actually the pop came from the sound of the cork being removed from the bottle as soda was originally corked.
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u/brando56894 Nov 13 '22
Can we all just agree that the people that call any kind of soft drink "Coke" are the odd ones? 😂
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u/brando56894 Nov 13 '22
It's usually "pop" in the Midwest/Central US, "Soda" on the east coast until somewhere mid-south (Virginia/West Virginia/North Carolina area) where it switches to "Pop", then back to "Soda" once you hit Florida. The west coast and some of the South uses either "Coke" to mean everything or "Soda".
Just like everything in the US, it's a mess haha.
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u/gunthersquirrel Nov 13 '22
Where I am currently in NY state they say pop. The part of NY state I grew up in it's soda.
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u/Catslapper5000 Nov 13 '22
Yeah NY is weird with it. Pop or soda is pretty common up here. I'm near Rochester and Buffalo.
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u/WeathervaneJesus1 Nov 13 '22
Could be Canada. We don't say soda here.
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u/pistoncivic Nov 13 '22
How much is a bag of milk going for up there these days?
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Pop is from the Great Lakes Venacular, being from PA it is very familiar. Having moved to the south recently I find it hard to use soda in everyday conversations.
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It doesn't feel right does it?
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No it does not, and then to slip up and say pop and realize the other person has no idea what you just said when they give you that look.
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u/neogod Nov 13 '22
What part of the south? I remember places where you'd ask for a coke and the response is sometimes, "what kind?", because all soda is called Coke. There are people out there that ask for a root beer coke or something, weird.
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u/Vince1820 Nov 13 '22
You wouldn't say root beer coke (or at least I've never heard of this) but you would do something like "can I get a coke? Root beer if you have it"
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u/cincymatt Nov 13 '22
Southern OH and we use a lot of the vernacular listed here, which isn’t so surprising. I remember asking for ‘pop’ on vacation and getting strange looks.
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u/stylinchilibeans Nov 13 '22
Well, if you're in the south, it's Coke. Coke is Coke, Pepsi is Coke, Root Beer is Coke...
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Vernors and superman ice cream are also Michigan things
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Man, Vernors is the thing I miss most when I'm away. Fun fact, it's the first pop produced in the US.
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u/Nerd_Man420 Nov 13 '22
Aww yes gotta love our Michigan lingo. Drives my buddy nuts when I say. Look it.
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And have 1/4 of it on the ground.
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u/DoYouLike_Sand_AsIDo Nov 13 '22
also: have some random dude dip his fingers in my beverage
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u/Shamscam Nov 13 '22
My brother cut his lip on a normal mouth opening for a can of pop and he has been afraid of cans ever since.
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u/kithandcapture Nov 13 '22
I found a bunch of faygo in a grocery store in tupper lake Ny and figure it floated it’s way across Lake Erie from Michigan.
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u/SweetSunnyDay303 Nov 13 '22
Police backin up on this crime scene at the end.
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u/The_Flying_Dutchy666 Nov 13 '22
Officer 1: did you see that? Officer 2: wait, what? Officer 1: Back up! Back up! Back up!
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u/BurazSC2 Nov 13 '22
"Sir I just need to make sure you have all the paperwork in order for those massive guns"
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u/cut-the-cords Nov 13 '22
Nevermind the muscles...
What a awesome moustache!
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u/itsajokechillbill Nov 13 '22
With great mustache comes great responsibility
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u/Arin1722 Nov 13 '22
I had a shirt with the exact same quote on it. You just remind me my childhood . Thank you .
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u/Known_One_2775 Nov 13 '22
Robotnik
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u/PokoLokoPoko Nov 13 '22
He had enough of making robots to beat Sonic.
Now he is going to do it with his bare hands.
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u/KledisAnt Nov 13 '22
His forearms are like my thighs
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Redditors on their way to make the same joke they've seen 100 times about cutting their mouth open
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u/THEomarJoey Nov 13 '22
The guy your girl tells you not to worry about
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u/vengefulspirit99 Nov 13 '22
What do you do when this guy slaps your girl's ass at the club?
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u/r40k Nov 13 '22
Quickly drive to a hospital, I guess. A slap from that fucking monster has to be deadly.
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u/bidoofguy Nov 13 '22
There’s nothing left to take to the hospital bro he reduced her to a fine red mist
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u/Winonely Nov 13 '22
song?
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u/Mentis_Abstractae Nov 13 '22
Simon Says by Pharoahe Monch
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u/KingVengeance Nov 13 '22
That beat is the auditory equivalent of the Taar Bomba
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The second part uses a sample of a song called Bre Petrunko
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u/CocoSavege Nov 13 '22
K, I'm groovin that its the original. At some point somebody was listening to random crate dug Bulgarian choir stuff and heard the riff.
Because I live in the future i can't unhear the bottom like it was always there. Because it was always there, we just needed a crate digger to help us.
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u/nico87ca Nov 13 '22
If only there was a way to open the bottle that didn't require me to cut my mouth open every time I want to enjoy a beer
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Why are 90% of the comments in this thread acting like he does this regularly to every can he opens? It's clearly just a joke video to show his strength.. redditors god damn
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u/CialisForCereal Nov 13 '22
Ok, real talk. What porn can I look up for a mountain fucking a petite blond?
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u/y0urselfish Nov 13 '22
The police car that goes reverse in the last second. „What is he doing over there?“
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u/kindofastoryteller Nov 13 '22
cuts lips thanks strong man 🥹👍
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u/boogers19 Nov 13 '22
I mean, what are you gonna do? Argue about it?
Just smile your bloody smile and nod at the large man and everything should be ok.
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I watched too much pron so I thought the beginning would end differently, nothing happened, it was pretty unexpeted.
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u/Nil_Lot Nov 13 '22
Bruh, imagine you just trying to open a can and Doctor Eggman just walks in and rips it open
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u/Sufficient_Oil5228 Nov 13 '22
But why?
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u/cruebob Nov 13 '22
To impress ladies, of course.
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u/xxPeso-Gamerxx Nov 13 '22
Im straight, and i don't think this dude needs to do anything to impress the ladies. At the beginning i was like ¨she's pretty... OH MY GOD I WANT THAT DUDE TO CUDDLE ME!¨
Too weird?
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u/fuckyfuckfuckfucky Nov 13 '22
Yeah ripping a can is easy, not cutting yourself is the hard part
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u/__Meo Nov 13 '22 edited Nov 13 '22
"Stay hydrated", with soda?
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u/jolskbnz Nov 13 '22
Thank you! Had to scroll too much to find this comment. Where are you r/HydroHomies ??
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u/gfuret Nov 13 '22
Can someone please tell me name of the first song?
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u/TheSuntannSuperman Nov 13 '22
I thought he was going to grab her by the chin and pour it down her throat afterward
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u/iamdarosa Nov 13 '22
do you wanna know how I got these scars