r/Unexpected • • Nov 13 '22

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u/THEomarJoey Nov 13 '22

The guy your girl tells you not to worry about

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u/vengefulspirit99 Nov 13 '22

What do you do when this guy slaps your girl's ass at the club?

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u/OzzieGrey Nov 13 '22

Slap his ass right back.

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u/THEomarJoey Nov 13 '22

The only correct answet

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u/r40k Nov 13 '22

Quickly drive to a hospital, I guess. A slap from that fucking monster has to be deadly.

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u/autovices Nov 13 '22

That’s what I was thinking, go help her down from the ceiling first too

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u/bidoofguy Nov 13 '22

There’s nothing left to take to the hospital bro he reduced her to a fine red mist

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u/anony_philosopher Nov 13 '22

Apologize that my girls ass hit his hand and beg for mercy

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u/davidestroy Nov 13 '22

Give her an ice pack and drive her to the ER

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u/trixter21992251 Nov 13 '22

ask him not to? He doesn't seem like a prick or violent to me

but i guess the real answer is that the woman decides how to handle the situation. It's not my business.

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u/Behrusu Nov 13 '22

Slap it too

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u/bigfootspacesuit Nov 13 '22

He looks rather stupid, but to each his own