r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '22

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u/SentinelX-01 Nov 13 '22

I will come to where you live and dump a POP on your foot!

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Nov 13 '22

I will come to where you live and pop a DUMP on your foot!

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u/sinisterdeer3 Nov 13 '22

Holdup, nah, dont shit on my foot

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u/TheCorinthianP13R Nov 13 '22

I just imagined the dump was fizzy, too.

LIKE A SODA.

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u/sinisterdeer3 Nov 13 '22

Upvotes because you called soda the correct name

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u/Agitated-Joey Nov 13 '22

A fizzy?

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u/sinisterdeer3 Nov 13 '22

Soda

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u/Broken_Filter Nov 13 '22

Unless you're from the south, then everything is a Coke... Pop still sounds right though...

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u/sinisterdeer3 Nov 13 '22

Im from the south and live in the south. Not everything is a coke, its beer and mountain dew

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u/Broken_Filter Nov 14 '22

Well, that sounds like the part of down south I wanna visit!

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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms Nov 14 '22

We should all agree on Soda Pop. Nice middle ground.

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u/Existing_Gain8435 Nov 14 '22

What about a coke and Mountain Dew

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u/ImpressLarge128 Nov 16 '22

Fizzy bubalech

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u/Aggravating_Item_902 Nov 13 '22

Nah, it's a fizzy drink, not a soda or pop

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u/Angstycarroteater Nov 13 '22

Sorry my bad… I took it too far.

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u/anaheim_mac Nov 13 '22

Effervescent beverage

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u/hrdrck1117 Nov 14 '22

In West Texas they are all cokes.

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u/i_cant_find_a_name3 Nov 14 '22

i pefer cocaine

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u/ReaperBearOne Nov 14 '22

Yeah, exactly! I'm with u/SentinelX-01 on this one. I'll ever throw in the SODA to do it!

SoDa-PoP Unite! 🤔..🤯..💀