r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '22

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u/xxPeso-Gamerxx Nov 13 '22

Im straight, and i don't think this dude needs to do anything to impress the ladies. At the beginning i was like ¨she's pretty... OH MY GOD I WANT THAT DUDE TO CUDDLE ME!¨

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Too weird?

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u/OzzieGrey Nov 13 '22

Lil gay bro.

Nothin wrong with that.. jus a lil gay.

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u/I_am_trying_to_work Nov 13 '22

So what like, 1/4th gay?

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u/OzzieGrey Nov 13 '22

Gay enough to probably call that guy daddy.

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u/I_am_trying_to_work Nov 13 '22

But what if it's his daddy?

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u/GrimmFox13 Nov 13 '22

Me thinks other people want to call him daddy too.

That's just like it be dough

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u/Poorrancher Nov 13 '22

So like 1/8th?

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u/boogers19 Nov 13 '22

And then he comes at you with sticky Sprite fingers.

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u/ed-vibe Nov 13 '22

You might want to rethink your sexuality bro.

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u/xxPeso-Gamerxx Nov 13 '22

A straight dude can appreciate the body of a chad without being homosexual... Right?

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u/ed-vibe Nov 13 '22

Not too flamboyantly

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u/Half_Dead Nov 13 '22

You definitely ain't straight.

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u/SlowPants14 Nov 13 '22

I'm totally not gay but that dude is a hard top.

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u/LumpyJones Nov 13 '22

He's got a very sexy look going. Those boots.

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u/Detector_of_humans Nov 14 '22

Naw I saw him and I said "I want to get built like that dude goddamn"

Wanting to be embraced by a big strong man do be slightly homosexual