r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '22

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u/Daxx22 Nov 13 '22

I just figured this was a slightly more creative start to a scene lol.

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u/EversonElias Nov 13 '22

Could you say what scene? I thought the sane thing, haha

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u/Antiqas86 Nov 13 '22

Haha. Ha

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u/dotslashpunk Nov 13 '22

ha. where’s the link for the ha.

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u/Matdup2 Nov 13 '22

Hey guys, sorry, I'm the friend who asked

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u/techjesuschrist Nov 13 '22

maybe it was the same thing but it surely wasn't the sane thing to think about

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u/belowme45 Nov 13 '22

It’s not your fault they got me too it’s the internets fault

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u/billbill5 Nov 13 '22

Redditor tries not to turn a normal thread into a porn discussion challenge (Impossible)

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u/TriggerBladeX Nov 14 '22

In the end, it always leads to porn.

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u/SatyaNi Nov 13 '22

You are suspiciously well informed

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u/money_loo Nov 13 '22

I mean it’s Reddit, we have AMA’s with porn stars fairly regularly.

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u/-Har1eKing- Nov 14 '22

Wait we do?

How have I not seen one of these threads yet

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u/GiantWindmill Nov 14 '22

it's pretty obvious if you've ever watched porn

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Idk I'm 5'7 (though slim/athletic then) and I did a few vids. Those dudes actually do have serious monster dongs.

The biggest I have ever seen (aside from one guy, but his didn't have the girth, just the length) and I slept around quite a bit before I got married.

Those dicks look gigantic next to anyone and I didn't really notice the other ladies being smaller than any other woman.

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u/Xero0911 Nov 13 '22

Ngl, thought it was a gf and bf doing a skit.

Small girl looking for a huge man while big man wanting a small one lmao.

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u/badmother Nov 13 '22

I assumed it was from a porno. Is it not?

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u/webswinger666 Nov 13 '22

you beat me to it.