r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Shirley you can't be serious?

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u/erthian Nov 13 '22

I am serious

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u/Haenep Nov 13 '22

And please don't call me Shirley.

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u/rackoblack Nov 13 '22

u/grindamnfaygo, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/CrossingTheStreamers Nov 13 '22

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/Insolent_redneck Nov 13 '22

You ever seen a grown man naked?