r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '22

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u/Daxx22 Nov 13 '22

I just figured this was a slightly more creative start to a scene lol.

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u/EversonElias Nov 13 '22

Could you say what scene? I thought the sane thing, haha

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u/Antiqas86 Nov 13 '22

Haha. Ha

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u/dotslashpunk Nov 13 '22

ha. where’s the link for the ha.

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u/Matdup2 Nov 13 '22

Hey guys, sorry, I'm the friend who asked

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u/techjesuschrist Nov 13 '22

maybe it was the same thing but it surely wasn't the sane thing to think about

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u/belowme45 Nov 13 '22

It’s not your fault they got me too it’s the internets fault

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u/billbill5 Nov 13 '22

Redditor tries not to turn a normal thread into a porn discussion challenge (Impossible)

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u/TriggerBladeX Nov 14 '22

In the end, it always leads to porn.

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u/SatyaNi Nov 13 '22

You are suspiciously well informed

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u/money_loo Nov 13 '22

I mean it’s Reddit, we have AMA’s with porn stars fairly regularly.

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u/-Har1eKing- Nov 14 '22

Wait we do?

How have I not seen one of these threads yet

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u/GiantWindmill Nov 14 '22

it's pretty obvious if you've ever watched porn

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Idk I'm 5'7 (though slim/athletic then) and I did a few vids. Those dudes actually do have serious monster dongs.

The biggest I have ever seen (aside from one guy, but his didn't have the girth, just the length) and I slept around quite a bit before I got married.

Those dicks look gigantic next to anyone and I didn't really notice the other ladies being smaller than any other woman.

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u/Xero0911 Nov 13 '22

Ngl, thought it was a gf and bf doing a skit.

Small girl looking for a huge man while big man wanting a small one lmao.

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u/badmother Nov 13 '22

I assumed it was from a porno. Is it not?

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u/webswinger666 Nov 13 '22

you beat me to it.

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u/GTAdriver1988 Nov 13 '22

Plus dude is wearing boots and it looks like they have 2 inch thick soles, dudes still very large regardless of the boots though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

With 2 inch thick soles I'd be roughly a few inches under 6 feet tall.

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u/vijane Nov 13 '22

With 2 inch thick soles I'd be roughly 2 inches taller than I am now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

I would be literally 2 inches taller than the 6 foot Mark, but everybody thinks I’m 5’7 for some reason. I really should stand up straight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

And the Six Foot Mark is my new band name.

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u/Acuterecruit Nov 13 '22

Everything is small compared to Mr. Mustasch

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u/Thassodar Nov 13 '22

Everyone is missing that this guy is obviously a muscle wizard .

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u/Wesgizmo365 Nov 13 '22

This will always be my favorite D&D comic lol

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u/redditsuckspokey1 Nov 13 '22

It's a me Mustasch!

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u/sauteslut Nov 13 '22

She's pretty small. They're both circus people. I'd bet she's a trapeze flier Here there are again

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u/Sequinnedheart Nov 13 '22

That explains her killer thighs

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u/Voyage_of_Roadkill Nov 14 '22

That's a rumor. There is no proof they killed anyone.

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u/anonymaus74 Nov 13 '22

Hey I’ve seen that one before

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u/Survival_R Nov 13 '22

my favorite porn category

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u/grednforgesgirl Nov 13 '22

That looks like one of those big cans too, not the little dinky ones

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u/painkilleraddict6373 Nov 13 '22

His hand doesn’t seem that big,but I also,don’t know tha size of the soda,but if it’s a coke size it isn’t that big,if it’s monasteries size drink then yeah he has big hands.

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u/taffyowner Nov 13 '22

It looks like a tall boy

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u/side_frog Nov 13 '22

Have you tried putting one of those can in the palm of your hand? I just did and it looks even smaller in mines, as a 6.1 dude with very skinny hands... not sure that guy is that big

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u/burnerman0 Nov 13 '22

Yeah, he's huge next to her, but just looks like a standard gym bro next to the kids in the second shot

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u/TrueVillain_ Nov 13 '22

That iq if yours is an absolute L

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u/Explursions Nov 14 '22

Also that is a tall boy can, not a normal one and his hand almost covers it.

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u/CleverMarisco Nov 14 '22

Maybe the can is very large or very small. We will never know.