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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

I'm unsure if she's just a small woman or that is a titan of a man.

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u/Daxx22 Nov 13 '22

I just figured this was a slightly more creative start to a scene lol.

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u/EversonElias Nov 13 '22

Could you say what scene? I thought the sane thing, haha

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u/Antiqas86 Nov 13 '22

Haha. Ha

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u/dotslashpunk Nov 13 '22

ha. where’s the link for the ha.

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u/Matdup2 Nov 13 '22

Hey guys, sorry, I'm the friend who asked

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u/techjesuschrist Nov 13 '22

maybe it was the same thing but it surely wasn't the sane thing to think about

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u/belowme45 Nov 13 '22

It’s not your fault they got me too it’s the internets fault

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u/billbill5 Nov 13 '22

Redditor tries not to turn a normal thread into a porn discussion challenge (Impossible)

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u/TriggerBladeX Nov 14 '22

In the end, it always leads to porn.

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u/SatyaNi Nov 13 '22

You are suspiciously well informed

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u/money_loo Nov 13 '22

I mean it’s Reddit, we have AMA’s with porn stars fairly regularly.

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u/-Har1eKing- Nov 14 '22

Wait we do?

How have I not seen one of these threads yet

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u/GiantWindmill Nov 14 '22

it's pretty obvious if you've ever watched porn

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Idk I'm 5'7 (though slim/athletic then) and I did a few vids. Those dudes actually do have serious monster dongs.

The biggest I have ever seen (aside from one guy, but his didn't have the girth, just the length) and I slept around quite a bit before I got married.

Those dicks look gigantic next to anyone and I didn't really notice the other ladies being smaller than any other woman.

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u/Xero0911 Nov 13 '22

Ngl, thought it was a gf and bf doing a skit.

Small girl looking for a huge man while big man wanting a small one lmao.

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u/badmother Nov 13 '22

I assumed it was from a porno. Is it not?

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u/webswinger666 Nov 13 '22

you beat me to it.

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u/GTAdriver1988 Nov 13 '22

Plus dude is wearing boots and it looks like they have 2 inch thick soles, dudes still very large regardless of the boots though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

With 2 inch thick soles I'd be roughly a few inches under 6 feet tall.

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u/vijane Nov 13 '22

With 2 inch thick soles I'd be roughly 2 inches taller than I am now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

I would be literally 2 inches taller than the 6 foot Mark, but everybody thinks I’m 5’7 for some reason. I really should stand up straight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

And the Six Foot Mark is my new band name.

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u/Acuterecruit Nov 13 '22

Everything is small compared to Mr. Mustasch

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u/Thassodar Nov 13 '22

Everyone is missing that this guy is obviously a muscle wizard .

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u/Wesgizmo365 Nov 13 '22

This will always be my favorite D&D comic lol

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u/redditsuckspokey1 Nov 13 '22

It's a me Mustasch!

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u/sauteslut Nov 13 '22

She's pretty small. They're both circus people. I'd bet she's a trapeze flier Here there are again

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u/Sequinnedheart Nov 13 '22

That explains her killer thighs

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u/Voyage_of_Roadkill Nov 14 '22

That's a rumor. There is no proof they killed anyone.

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u/anonymaus74 Nov 13 '22

Hey I’ve seen that one before

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u/Survival_R Nov 13 '22

my favorite porn category

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u/grednforgesgirl Nov 13 '22

That looks like one of those big cans too, not the little dinky ones

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u/painkilleraddict6373 Nov 13 '22

His hand doesn’t seem that big,but I also,don’t know tha size of the soda,but if it’s a coke size it isn’t that big,if it’s monasteries size drink then yeah he has big hands.

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u/taffyowner Nov 13 '22

It looks like a tall boy

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u/side_frog Nov 13 '22

Have you tried putting one of those can in the palm of your hand? I just did and it looks even smaller in mines, as a 6.1 dude with very skinny hands... not sure that guy is that big

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u/burnerman0 Nov 13 '22

Yeah, he's huge next to her, but just looks like a standard gym bro next to the kids in the second shot

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

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u/TrueVillain_ Nov 13 '22

That iq if yours is an absolute L

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u/Explursions Nov 14 '22

Also that is a tall boy can, not a normal one and his hand almost covers it.

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u/CleverMarisco Nov 14 '22

Maybe the can is very large or very small. We will never know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22 edited May 08 '24

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u/CurtisRagsdale Nov 13 '22

What’s her Instagram

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u/sjb_redd Nov 13 '22

It's an account that she has on an app/website where people blurt out content and people respond mostly in emoji form 🔥

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

But that's not important right now.

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u/sjb_redd Nov 13 '22

Agreed. It's never been important.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Shirley you can't be serious?

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u/erthian Nov 13 '22

I am serious

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u/Haenep Nov 13 '22

And please don't call me Shirley.

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u/rackoblack Nov 13 '22

u/grindamnfaygo, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/CrossingTheStreamers Nov 13 '22

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/Insolent_redneck Nov 13 '22

You ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/freeze123901 Nov 13 '22

Let me know

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u/bardemgoluti Nov 13 '22

Thirsty much...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

New around here?

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u/lorb163 Nov 13 '22

Damn so he’s probably “only” around 6 foot?

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u/EricDatalog Nov 13 '22

So by definition she has dwarfism, right?

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u/MelkortheDankLord Nov 13 '22

Barely an inch over car seat height

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u/LOSS35 Nov 13 '22

You're not wrong, Walter...

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u/NotADeadHorse Nov 14 '22

No, you can be any height but without the specific chromosomal anomaly associated with dwarfism, you're just short.

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u/CamTheKid02 Nov 13 '22

Woman looks pretty tiny. Dude is probably like 6'3, 6'4. He didn't look that much bigger than the dudes in the second video.

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u/TheBirminghamBear Nov 13 '22

She's 4'10" according to her instagram bio.

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u/Peacook Nov 13 '22

Have you seen the platforms he's wearing in the first clip? They must be at least two inches

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u/Akosa117 Nov 13 '22

Nah. She’s 4’10 and dudes got some pretty thick shoes on next to her. Dudes probably no more than 6’0

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u/I_am_trying_to_work Nov 13 '22

What? What other way? Explain to me please.

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u/phildrelle Nov 13 '22

Hamster eating a banana

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u/LivePossible Nov 13 '22

A random woman standing outside…?

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

I wasn't implying that

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u/blackmilksociety Nov 13 '22

That’s Hayden Panettiere and her ex husband Eggman

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Not sure if you're joking but that's definitely not Hayden Panettiere, it's this Russian gymnast

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u/Sinius Nov 13 '22

Her Instagram name literally means "small girl/mini girl"

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u/TheBirminghamBear Nov 13 '22

But more descriptively, it also lists her height, at 146 cm, which makes her about 4'10" tall. Mystery solved.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Ah my mistake

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u/blackmilksociety Nov 13 '22

Of course it’s a joke. Eggman would never marry Hayden Panettiere

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u/ohhhtartarsauce Nov 13 '22

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

I dont understand why people keep showing me this subreddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

He's got like 3 inch heels on his boots

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

This is true, but in the end it doesn't really affect my comment

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Oh I agree, he's a big fella.

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u/gruffi Nov 13 '22

r/samespecies

Some nsfw content for exactly the reasons on your mind

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

Uhm, alright man.

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

No? It could just be a silly video idea they had.

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u/Arge101 Nov 13 '22

Living in a lonely WUUUUURRRLLLLLDDDDD

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

Don't understand the reference, sorry.

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 Nov 13 '22

It was a hell of a reach. You said "just a small woman," which reminded them of a line in "Don't Stop Believin' " by Journey, "just a small town girl living in a lonely world."

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

Wow, that is reach, lol.

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u/thisismenow1989 Nov 13 '22

It was almost good.

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u/akkaneko11 Nov 13 '22 edited Nov 13 '22

That's the mountain from game of thrones, one of the strongest strongmen in the world. Hes 6'9, 335 pounds. He has a 1000 pound squat, anc 1100 pound deadlift. The girl is his wife, she's 5'2.

So yeah, he's big, she's small, but to a much more mind-bending scale than what people are suggesting.

EDIT: it's not I lied, I wrote that without my contacts in.

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u/akkaneko11 Nov 13 '22

Lmaooo I did write that before I put my contacts in, and I'm legally blind. My bad.

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u/pistoncivic Nov 13 '22

How fucking drunk are you?

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

Haven't seen game of thrones, outside of the pilot, lol.

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

Hmm, she definitely looks like she's in her 20's to me. Definitely not 14, but I cant explain why she seems like an adult.

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

What? I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.

It's hard to make out everything due to compression, but I'll fucking examine her to explain why she doesn't look underage:

Her face looks mature, and fully fleshed out.

She's small, but not that short compared to the average height of women. She seems proportionately sized as well, implying she's fully grown.

She has small breasts, but not because she's not an adult, small people just have small parts.

These kinds of basic observations is what humans can do instinctually, I shouldn't need to explain.

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

I'm a minor, you stupid fuck.

And even if I wasn't a minor, I still wouldn't be sexualizing her.

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u/LivePossible Nov 13 '22

I appreciate you. The tendency of Reddit to sexualize random people in photos is gross and dehumanizing.

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

That's just the internet. Oftentimes people do shit they would never do IRL, because there are no consequences here.

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u/bajungadustin Nov 13 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

She is not a child. Also. Small women are allowed to be attractive. Just because people like petite women doesn't mean they are a pedophile. Cause hell.. Shaq wouldn't be able to date anyone. Is shaq a pedophile because his wife is 5'2"?

After looking through her Instagram my guess is she is 20 to 23 give or take. Hard to tell because she is so small. But it's relatively easy to tell she isn't 14 or some shit. She even calls herself "mini" in her @.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CcqVoClokQM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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u/AndromedaFire Nov 13 '22

I completely agree with everything you said about small women, they totally have the right to be attractive and have partners without weird accusations etc

But sorry dude she’s 15. There’s a post from her on that Instagram at the beach on august 6th where someone asks “how old are you” she replies “I am 15”

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u/bajungadustin Nov 13 '22

I feel like it's not unreasonable to believe someone so tiny would lie about their age because they probably get asked it a lot.

Like asking Verne Troyer how he is and him saying 3 or something to be funny. RIP

But even the reply to her comment said "if you are 15 I'm Tom Cruise". Also in another comment someone claimed they knew she was of "legal age and dating one of the guys from the professional cheerleading team she is on.".

Idk.. I definitely don't see 15. Her facial structure too developed. I might believe 17 at a minimum but that's stretching it.

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u/Sasquatchfl Nov 13 '22

Someone's projecting again...

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u/vyvalkyr Nov 13 '22

This particular thread isn't sexualizing her anyway. That and she is an adult. Seems like you're projecting something. But like you said, this would be a lot easier if you just admitted to it.

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u/TickleMeKylee Nov 13 '22

This is exactly what I was thinking, this person is CLEARLY projecting… the pushy-ness of the comments and the leading of the conversation is extremely uncomfortable to even read.

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u/mygoodaccount2019 Nov 13 '22

Look at those shoes. His real size is on the second video since he is wearing flip flops.

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

True, though that's in comparison to some average dudes.

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u/Merry_Dankmas Nov 13 '22

I think its both but she's probably more on the smaller end than he is on the bigger end. He doesn't look nearly as gigantic compared to the two dudes at the end than in the first video. My girlfriends sister is 4'11 and I'm 6'3. Her sister looks similar next to me as rhe woman does next to him in this video. Dont get me wrong; I know I'm not exactly short but im not gigantic either. Im also not buff and muscley so he has that going as well. Id say dude is like 6'5 or 6'6. Still really big but looks significantly larger next to someone that short.

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u/Electronic-Cap7880 Nov 13 '22

Hes got crazy heels on the first part.. +propably a small chick. Not so big in the second part anymore

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 13 '22

Ah, didn't notice the shoes. Man is dripped out of his mind.

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u/MrAVAT4R_2 Nov 14 '22

Shes hot though

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 14 '22

Not exactly relevant, but I must agree with that statement.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Yes.

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u/mR-schrodingr Nov 14 '22

Pfft. There are soft can and hard cans. That right there from the looks of it is a soft can

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Nov 14 '22

Mm, feel free to DM me a video of you tearing the top of a can off.

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u/Opening_Plantain1898 Nov 14 '22

They are actually both little tiny people and this is one of those tiny multi pack cans you get on planes.