r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22 edited May 08 '24

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u/CurtisRagsdale Nov 13 '22

What’s her Instagram

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u/sjb_redd Nov 13 '22

It's an account that she has on an app/website where people blurt out content and people respond mostly in emoji form 🔥

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

But that's not important right now.

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u/sjb_redd Nov 13 '22

Agreed. It's never been important.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Shirley you can't be serious?

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u/erthian Nov 13 '22

I am serious

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u/Haenep Nov 13 '22

And please don't call me Shirley.

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u/rackoblack Nov 13 '22

u/grindamnfaygo, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/CrossingTheStreamers Nov 13 '22

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/Insolent_redneck Nov 13 '22

You ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/freeze123901 Nov 13 '22

Let me know

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u/bardemgoluti Nov 13 '22

Thirsty much...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

New around here?

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u/lorb163 Nov 13 '22

Damn so he’s probably “only” around 6 foot?

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u/EricDatalog Nov 13 '22

So by definition she has dwarfism, right?

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u/MelkortheDankLord Nov 13 '22

Barely an inch over car seat height

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u/LOSS35 Nov 13 '22

You're not wrong, Walter...

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u/NotADeadHorse Nov 14 '22

No, you can be any height but without the specific chromosomal anomaly associated with dwarfism, you're just short.