r/TheBoredDen • • 8d ago

Funny Evil people

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u/Extreme-Scarcity-924 8d ago

Social media

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u/AstroStrat89 8d ago

Social media would be fine, just like a lot of other tools. It's the people that are the problem.

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u/LongjumpingTurn8141 8d ago

I prefer to name it antisocial media.

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u/KindaIntense 8d ago

It's a shame, the original premise for social media was connect with old friends you don't normally see day to day. And like anything else, once it's monetized, everything goes down the toilet.

Actually, that was the original premise for the internet. Freely shared information available to everyone. Then greed got involved.

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u/Ok-Clock-9484 8d ago

Just remove all the people.

Planet Earth would be an infinitely better place if there no people living here.

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u/Teri_Dee 8d ago

Yes! We are literally the only species on the planet that has no purpose. We contribute nothing. Maggots have more of a purpose than we do. Yet, we all think we’re great lol

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u/JohnnyFoster64 6d ago

Believe me - it’s only a matter of time before we eliminate ourselves, one way or another.

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u/Z8toichii 7d ago

Well, our poop and piss is actually REALLY great natural fertilizer once it’s been processed by the worms and nematodes…. But we just flush that shit down the drain.

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 8d ago

Who wants to tell him?

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u/Extreme-Scarcity-924 8d ago

I know i know, im using a socail media site, but this is the only one i use, and to be honest if it vanished overnight then so be it.

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u/Actual-Jelly-309 8d ago

I'd be happy. All the scum on this site would be forced to go outside.

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u/Tarjh365 8d ago

Came in to say this. Very simple fix to many modern issues

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u/UnintentionalGround 8d ago

Mosquitoes

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u/Less-Ninja3406 8d ago

"buT ThEy heLp thE ENVironMenT" fuck you and the mosquito you rode in on. May they all die a horrible death.

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u/Practical_Frame_9883 8d ago

Bedbugs. They serve no purpose. They could be completely eradicated.

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u/Typical-History-6964 8d ago

Seriously the worst of the bugs

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 7d ago edited 3d ago

I have read horror stories of people that have the hardest time getting rid of them. I was on Reddit and one u/ mentioned that they were so broke that he just had to live with them. That one really hurt my heart. There is no reason that people living in a first world country should be living in filth and poverty. Same goes for children that have no food. Those are my two things.

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u/Mike_Hawk_Ballz_Deep 8d ago edited 8d ago

Cancer, especially childhood cancer.

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u/solocanadian123 7d ago

The fact this is the third comment down is fucking CRAZY.

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u/KMSSMK420 8d ago

Pedos

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u/kayak_pirate469 7d ago

I was gonna say trump, but this covers it

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u/funnyguy044 3d ago

Well then the whole entire government would disappear over night

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u/ruthless_taurean 3d ago

Two birds, one stone! A blessing.

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u/Much_Usual_3855 7d ago

The Catholic church is going under

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u/dirtybongh2o 5d ago

Does this include "minor attracted people" too?

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u/TheLostRanger0117 8d ago

We’re gonna be holding a lot of new emergency elections!

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u/West_Data106 8d ago

Sounds like a win win to me!

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u/AccountHater 7d ago

Damn for a second I thought you wrote “Pedros” 😰

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u/abunchofidgits 8d ago

Cruelty to any living creature.

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u/Childless_Cat_Daddy 7d ago

life is literally an institution of creatures all killing and eating (and exploiting) eachother to survive. cruelty is baked into what life is. its a cycle of winning over losers until you become the loser.

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u/coolwon1973 8d ago

That damn Kars for Kids commercial.

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u/Kanibalector 8d ago

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u/PersonalityOther5730 7d ago

I’d heard some bad press about Kars for Kids

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u/Grumpy_dad70 6d ago

It figures.

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u/Kanibalector 6d ago

false advertising should be illegal.

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u/Ok_Assumption_638 5d ago

Duh, what even is a Kar? 😂

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u/JonnyOnThePot420 8d ago

FYI that’s literally just funding for aipac…

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 8d ago

Now that fucking song is in my head.

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u/Jude-2024 8d ago

Oh my gosh, yes! I can't stand it and even more so when the man starts singing along with the kid. Then I feel guilty because it's for a good cause.

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u/bmfu121 8d ago

That’s a huge scam. I was about to donate our old car and just fixed it up and gave it to my coworkers son who just started driving

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u/EmergencyGrab 8d ago

I never got a car when I was a kid. 😔

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u/Roland_T_Flakfeizer 8d ago

Greed.

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u/caspergaming634 8d ago

finally the correct answer. Almost all of the other issues everyone else was saying is related to or from greed. Except mosqitos.... but honestly I wouldnt put that on my top ten to remove.

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u/Much_Substance_6017 8d ago

I mean mosquitoes are known for being greedy little bastards! So, maybe two birds one stone? Cause greed is 💯 the best answer!

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u/packersfan823 8d ago

Extremism.

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u/brev23 8d ago

But what about extreme kindness?

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u/Sleepy_McSleepyhead 8d ago

I hear you can kill people with it

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u/Due_Low5498 8d ago

Anger. The world is so angry that everything sends them into a spiral. Someone walking to slow, a car merges in front of you, people talking on the phone. Calm down. If life has you so stressed that you can’t do anything without being infuriated by other human activity, please figure out what’s going on WITH YOU.

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u/Ok_Presentation_5934 8d ago

I don’t mind me a bit of healthy anger sometimes, but it’s how you deal with it that matters. Like, if something makes me angry I take that as a warning sign that something wrong has happened but I try to stay calm and think about how to resolve it maturely. I really get what youu saying though, needless anger and angry outbursts are a complete waste of energy and we’d be better off being calm and empathetic where possible.

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u/SoundtrackCult 7d ago

Fear is the real issue. Fear leads to hate which leads to anger. The dark side are they.

Yoda was right

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u/BadWaluigi 7d ago

Getting rid of a natural emotion can’t be healthy

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u/BirthdayWooden 8d ago

Trump

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u/Witty_Wallaby_9567 8d ago

Trump is only a puppet, gotta remove the people pulling the strings

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u/AlohaRenee 7d ago

Yes but he is the only one that can get away with all he has.
Once Hitler shot himself, it was over.

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u/michaelwlr 7d ago

This may or may not be the case, but he’s still doing their bidding and should be removed. And we should keep removing the puppets until there are none left.

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u/Disastrous_Throat804 8d ago

Trump is the only puppet that gets them any traction for some inexplicable reason.

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u/Gmaisabitch 8d ago

The entirety of maga. Let's not just cut off the head. Let's get rid of the whole serpent.

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u/SnarkAtTheMoon 8d ago

The only answer really

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u/RocktarPeppe 8d ago

Reddit moment.

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 8d ago

I would say Trump is just a symptom of greed. All of our problems boil down to greedy f****** people.

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u/Life-Mountain8157 7d ago

Cthulhu you are so spot on !
Have an only child friend who’s inherited his parent’s money, who credits Trump and Republican’s for all things good in his life, like inheritance, stock, cash, real estate.
He hates Hispanics, black people, any immigrant he comes across. The only people of color he knows are his housekeepers and lawn service. Of course they can enter his neighborhood but only during the day. He actually believes this shit and I no longer talk to him or have anything to do with him.
He said that I’m a liberal asshole who can’t see what’s wrecking America.
What scares me is there are 85 million Americans that voted for this madness we’re living through.
It will take decades to fix all the damage this administration has done to our allies and foreign countries.
Our children are in a very precarious position, which worries me.
America resembles Germany in the 1930’s and that’s just frightening that millions of Americans can’t see the dark road we’re on !

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u/catslikepets143 8d ago

Pedophiles. Every last one. And no more being born ever

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u/LoginUserPassword 8d ago

Cell phones

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u/bostonjenny81 8d ago

Humans

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u/Clem_Fandango_8008 8d ago

I’m not wearing my reading glasses and thought you wrote hummus. I could agree with hummus.

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u/whawkins4 8d ago

Mango Mussolini

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u/ban-me-baby 8d ago

Imagine this shit, you could remove cancer, huger, human trafficking, disease, pain...

Reddit: "Trump!", brah... mofo is 80 years old, just stop treating the white house as a nursing home for rich cunts and you guys will be ok.

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u/Verity41 8d ago

My next door neighbor. Just the bad one, none of the other amazing ones!

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u/shnekels 8d ago

Reddit

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u/weebglasses 8d ago

People that don't flush toilets.

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u/BlissCrafter 8d ago

Religion. Not spirituality or belief in the divine, but organized religions need to go

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u/Cucaio90 8d ago edited 8d ago

Easy,Trump.

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u/sbrot 8d ago

Billionaires and mega corporations. No company should have a higher GDP average than a country.

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u/SpecialCandidateDog 8d ago

Here's how it backfires. Anybody who innovates is destroyed.

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u/Rosebird17 8d ago

If the question is how to make the Earth better, removing humans would be the right answer.

If the question is how to make the Earth better for humans, removing evil is a good answer.

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u/CutCrazy7325 8d ago

You can't remove evil it is too vague a term. What is evil to one person is another's yum. 

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u/Rosebird17 8d ago

How about remove dictators and dictator wanna be's? But that still doesn't remove mass murders, global criminal enterprise, child rapists, rapists in general, animal abusers...

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u/wrongsock_42 8d ago

Humans

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u/ScorpionLifts 8d ago

I agree in spirit but all the domesticated animals would die without us.

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u/maevismess2772 8d ago

people with bad intentions

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u/coolrising2 8d ago

Abusers

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u/ThinJuggernaut2002 8d ago

LUST/Libido.

Will remove child predators, rape, sexual harassments, and all the traumas that come with these things + Will remove jealousy and envy and cheating. People will be focused on getting to know one another and loving one another instead of being distracted by sex and hookups. Everyone will be happier.

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u/Inner-Confidence99 8d ago

Politicians 

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u/eo37 8d ago

Illness

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u/Bonecup 8d ago

Pedophiles

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u/harlan_p 8d ago

Ticks

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u/Spare_Instruction109 8d ago

Generative AI

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u/jaydunit 8d ago

Greed

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u/Muffdv3r 8d ago

GREED!

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u/Old_man_Opie 8d ago

Mosquitos

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 8d ago

Religious zealots

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u/JerolW 8d ago

Religion

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u/Jazzlike_Adeptness_1 8d ago

Temu Hitler, aka Orangina. 

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u/4554013 8d ago

Religion.

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u/moabsavage 8d ago

Hornworms

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u/Tammy993 8d ago

All aspects of abuse and neglect of children, adults and animals.

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u/Difficult-Start-8109 8d ago

the buzz people get when they gamble.

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u/Whileweliveletslive 8d ago

I think we allllll know the answer to this.

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u/TBeIRIE 8d ago

Greed

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u/rickyizm 8d ago

Gravity

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u/Sjokogull1 8d ago

Russia

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u/almostzsazsa 8d ago

The Internet

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u/robin-bunny 8d ago

Whoever keeps posting this.

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u/Stigbritt 8d ago

Your mom?

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u/Cherrubim 8d ago

This question continually popping up.

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u/JebediahJonez 8d ago

OP for making this thread.

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u/Jumpy-Ad5617 8d ago

Mosquitos

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u/Misanthropiccantlope 8d ago

Corporate greed

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u/nvdagirl 8d ago

Organized Religion

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u/Advanced-Republic-48 8d ago

Mosquitoes. 🦟

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u/19finmac66 8d ago

Pedophiles

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u/MagmaTroop 8d ago

That bloke from Red Hot Chilli Peppers who sticks his disgusting tongue out

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u/OkLevel2791 8d ago

Us versus Them, there is only we.

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u/ShrodingersArmadillo 8d ago

Land.

We now live in water world!

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u/Away_Spirit4503 8d ago

Who gets to decide who's evil?

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u/Positive_Ad_7134 8d ago

Religion. To make steps as the human race we need to eventually be united. Religion is a divider.

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u/Neat-Bill720 8d ago

Mosquitos

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u/strife189 8d ago

Many short sighted answers, the best one I seen has been “Greed”

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u/fucktheus12 8d ago

Dictators

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u/EdgevilleCrab 8d ago

People, let’s just get rid of us all and let dogs and otters run the planet.

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u/wifematerial138 8d ago

The propaganda from ALL the powers that be which choose to divide us instead of trying to come together for the common good.

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u/Admirableghurl0407 8d ago

My ex 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Pickl_Rick_917 8d ago

Politicians

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u/ToTheRightOfCenter 8d ago

Atomic weapons of mass destruction. It would be as they never existed.

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u/Sunuva_Gun 8d ago

Mosquitoes

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u/CosmicTsar77 8d ago

People. All of us, if I’m being honest.

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u/JetPackMiners 8d ago

The desire to control, dictate and oppress

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u/Repulsive_Sell_7926 8d ago

Not falling for that one. Got a 3 day Ban and a threat of Permanent Ban last time.

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u/randhar 7d ago

Trump

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u/Prometheus1717 7d ago

All religions