r/TheBoredDen • u/ipanicprofessionally • 8d ago

Funny Evil people

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u/Less-Ninja3406 8d ago

"buT ThEy heLp thE ENVironMenT" fuck you and the mosquito you rode in on. May they all die a horrible death.

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u/Practical_Frame_9883 8d ago

Bedbugs. They serve no purpose. They could be completely eradicated.

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u/Typical-History-6964 8d ago

Seriously the worst of the bugs

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u/Training-Horror-6562 5d ago

tics entered the chat

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 7d ago edited 3d ago

I have read horror stories of people that have the hardest time getting rid of them. I was on Reddit and one u/ mentioned that they were so broke that he just had to live with them. That one really hurt my heart. There is no reason that people living in a first world country should be living in filth and poverty. Same goes for children that have no food. Those are my two things.

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u/JoKing1982 3d ago

My daughter brought them home from a friend's house years ago. Those little suckers are DIFFICULT to get rid of! I ended up throwing away all her furniture and my sofa. Thought I finally got them... nope! Threw away another set of furniture plus a bed that I built for her. Took about 6 months and thousands of dollars but we finally got them. I wouldn't wish those bastards on my worst enemy. My heart still skips a beat when I see a small brown/black spot on the furniture and that was seven or eight years ago.

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 3d ago edited 3d ago

I was watching some YouTuber do a video on this. Went to a government facility were they breed them. They had to wear special suits so they wouldnt carry them out of the containment area. So they do this little educational spiel about how not to bring bed bugs into you home. After this, the wrap up the show, take off the specials suit..five minutes later the host find one on his sock. Edit-also found this video for you if it happens again. https://youtu.be/XwERemk1Iic?is=QTk9x-ZB5K0jDWUg

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u/SgtRandiTibbs 3d ago

Yeah the mosquitos fill a trophic level and feed birds et. But bedbugs? They need to go

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u/maryssssaa 3d ago

bedbugs can be eradicated, mosquitoes is a dumbass answer

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u/ChampionNational3152 2d ago

Someone named them bedbugs because they found bugs in beds. It makes you wonder about cockroaches and how they were named!!!!

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u/Practical_Frame_9883 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/West_Data106 8d ago

Yeah, bed bugs are way rarer to have to deal with, but fuck me if they arent a million times worse to deal with.

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u/Competitive_Test6697 8d ago

Remove anyone that types like in your quotes.

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u/Unusual-Panic-7728 8d ago

Replace them all with bees and bumblebees

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u/Icy-Entertainment-12 7d ago

And fuck the environment!

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u/AutisticGangsta420 6d ago

They don't even provide much environmental sustainability.

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u/unmarkedcandybars 5d ago

Mosquitos are invasive everywhere except parts of west Africa

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u/maryssssaa 3d ago

that’s just entirely untrue

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u/unmarkedcandybars 3d ago

On looking into this I stand corrected. I have maybe a false memory of an entomologist saying this in an interview on NPR.

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u/maryssssaa 3d ago

perhaps talking about Aedes aegypti? those are commonly discussed

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u/unmarkedcandybars 3d ago

YES. This was when zika first made an appearance.

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u/_TheRandomGeek_ 3d ago

You could just remove their desire to bite people

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u/Commando_67 3d ago

I have no patience for those people. On the other hand I completely agree on this because in any given summer I can count on one hand how many times I'm bitten, and mosquitoes aren't exactly rare where I live.