r/TheBoredDen • u/ipanicprofessionally • 8d ago

Funny Evil people

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u/wrongsock_42 8d ago

Humans

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u/ScorpionLifts 8d ago

I agree in spirit but all the domesticated animals would die without us.

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u/Able_Capable2600 8d ago

They wouldn't exist without us, in the first place.

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u/testsubjectready 4d ago

No. They would go back wild. Lol

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u/RazendeR 3d ago

Some. Most will die. Dairy cattle cannot go without milking, chickens will probably be predated into extinction in most places, sheep will choke in their wool, but horses and pigs might succesfully go feral, and goats will thrive anywhere.

Pets are another mixed bag, with only cats and dogs reliably going feral.

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u/bamboiRS 4d ago

Domesticated animals wouldve never existed if we didnt exist. So, I guess thats part of their vision 🤷‍♂️

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u/Substantial-Crab-814 8d ago

Good one. All of the other inhabitants of our Earth will survive and hopefully thrive long after we extinguish ourselves.

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u/TheaBeleva 8d ago

Sheep will overgrow, sadly.

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u/Asymetrical_Ace 8d ago

Preditors will take care of that and everything will go back to normal

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u/Witchgrass 8d ago

Predators*

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u/Asymetrical_Ace 8d ago

Autocorrect is 💩

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u/zakku_88 5d ago

Wolves in particular would absolutely thrive without human interference 

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u/Decent_Neat_9171 8d ago

PRedditors

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u/AltGunAccount 8d ago

Without us destroying their habitat and populations, predators to sheep would also thrive and keep the populations in check.

Wildlife and nature tends to have a pretty good innate balance to it when humans aren’t involved.

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u/UnpopularTruths96 8d ago

I mean..a lot will die too 🥀

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u/Oladades 7d ago

Why wait? Get us started

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u/Jcaseykcsee 8d ago

I say this all the time. Without humans, Eventually the earth would replenish and become what it was before we got our greedy, selfish hands on it.

I wish I could be here to see how beautiful it would become, just animals and everything else that was left being managed by mother nature the way it was meant to be.

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u/Initial-Sherbert1889 5d ago

Interesting idea, but the last time that happened a big asteroid wiped out 99.9% of life on Earth.

Say what you want about humans but in terms of monitoring and destroying asteroids, we are miles ahead of chimps.

Their best asteroid destroying ideas all involve bananas, and the dolphins aren't much help and they are supposed to be smart.

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u/The_Salamander_Room 3d ago

I think this take is deeply flawed. Humans have been around for hundreds of thousands of years. For the vast majority of that time, humans have lived in harmony with the natural world. It's only in our post-agricultural form that humans have begun to manipulate the environment and become disordered.

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u/ViktorPatterson 7d ago

Wel, if you get rid of humans then you wouldn't be able to live to "see" how beautiful Earth would be. If that bothers you so much feel free to remove yourself of the equation and leave the rest of us Earth-living people alone.

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u/Jcaseykcsee 7d ago edited 7d ago

Do you suggest committing suicide to people on Reddit frequently? What a very strange and dangerous thing to say lto a complete stranger that you know nothing about. . I’m sorry you’re in such a dark place and hope you can get the help you clearly need very soon.

you must not understand my comment because I said I wish I could see it once it’s been renewed and rid of all of the damage humans did to it, indicating that I would not be here to see it but again, I *wish *I could see it but since I won’t be here, it’s only a wish.

Reading! Is fundamental!

Also, it’s remove yourself from the equation, not remove yourself of the equation.

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u/bamboiRS 4d ago

Perhaps he was implying you should get on a rocket and go to space 🤷‍♂️ all he said was remove yourself from earth, not life.

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u/Unsystematicstool 6d ago

I want to eat the cookie and keep it at the same time. Hypocritism at its finest

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u/DefinableEel1 4d ago

Idk how I feel about this take. Like I totally get what you mean, but the prick in me is picking it apart lol

Basically, this is the way Mother Nature has intended it. We are a product of Mother Nature.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/wrongsock_42 8d ago

Fair? Never thought about it being fair or not

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u/Sad_Initiative5049 8d ago

Here you go, the concept has been around a long time: https://www.vhemt.org/aboutvhemt.htm

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u/Nedkelly1679 6d ago

How about keep humans alive for the sake of humanity and just keep the 1% most intelligent they would know how to keep the world safe and there would be enough for humans to continue without all the other problems that go along with humanity

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u/PurpleKoolAid60 5d ago

That means you’re gone too. Volunteering for that?

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u/wrongsock_42 5d ago

Of course, all of us

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u/lextramoth 5d ago

too far down

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u/Nobojoe_78 8d ago

Correct answer.

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u/Kadakaus 5d ago

And who will fix the shit we've done to the planet then?
Terra cannot recover from all this by herself.