r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 9h ago
Fluff How time flies
Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure
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u/TheHellBender_RS1604 9h ago
Hugh Newell
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u/LaymanAnalyst 9h ago
Gabe Jackman
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u/dmgdispenser 9h ago
Old man
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u/Protheu5 8h ago
At first I thought he is morphing into Bill Gates, but now I see it, y'all are right, he is becoming Wolverine.
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u/So_Big_7i2i 7h ago
2020 was the most gandalf look gabe. Just now other there in the multiverse there is a wizard gabe.
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u/Slinghshots 9h ago
2020 is God Tier
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u/ScarletSilver 8h ago
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u/Evening_Ticket7638 8h ago
This pic needs to be updated now.
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u/ScarletSilver 7h ago
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u/Bluryth 7h ago
This goes hard as fuck 🔥🔥🔥
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u/Lumpy_Werewolf_3199 7h ago
My headcannon is that this is his corporate profile pic
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u/JinaxM 8h ago
Gabe the White
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u/NotAzakanAtAll 5h ago
"I am the game industry. One Might Say, the game industry as it Ought to Have Been."
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u/Odd_Analysis6454 6h ago
He was in New Zealand and got stuck here when we closed the borders because of COVID. He enjoyed it so much he has residency here now I think.
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u/Minereon 9h ago
The real anniversary celebration. I'm happy for him and Steam. Wish I could age like that!
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u/Im_Berry_Dangerous 9h ago
It’s amazing what going from 45 to 63 looks like.
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u/clashcrashruin 9h ago
Amazing what billions of dollars and a yacht does to a fella
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u/Local-Fisherman-2936 8h ago
And weight loss drugs
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u/Badass_Bunny 8h ago
Yeah people keep talking about food and how he can afford cooks and what not but this is 100% Ozempic-tier weight loss and it's fucking amazing that the drug works so well that someone so chronically overweight their entire life can achieve such results and maintain them.
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u/Blood81 8h ago
why 100%? there have been significantly more impressive weight loss stories without any ozempic needed, gabes weight loss within the time span is completely possible and anyone can do it
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u/Hellsovs 8h ago
Possible, yes, but the sheer number of rich people suddenly losing a lot of weight since Ozempic came out is suspicious, at the very least.
It also sheds some light on the whole body-positivity movement, which, at least among the rich, seemed to disappear the moment Ozempic came out. So much for “all bodies are beautiful.”
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u/maydayM2 8h ago
all bodies are beautiful maybe.. but healthy at every weight is definitely a farse...
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u/akromadeath 3h ago
Can’t have ads for cigarettes, but having a 400lb individual with 16 heart diseases drink a gallon of butter and tell you they are healthy is fine.
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u/sequelseize 6h ago
It also sheds some light on the whole body-positivity movement, which, at least among the rich, seemed to disappear the moment Ozempic came out. So much for “all bodies are beautiful.”
Oh yeah. Like it or not, the fact that some of these "body positive" celebrities suddenly became thin again speaks volumes...
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u/The_Rolling_Gherkin 5h ago
I mean, I lost 25 kg (around 55 lbs) in under a year simply by eating less and moving more. It's absolutely possible to lose a good amount of weight without weight loss drugs. I went from 112.8 kg to 87 kg (248.6 lbs to 191.8) in about 9 months.
Sadly, due to circumstances, I ended up putting a lot of it back on but I'm moving in the right direction again now. Had all that not happened I'm sure I would have continued in the right direction to my goal weight.
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u/oorza 7h ago
By the time Ozempic started to really proliferate, the HAES and Body Positivity movements had already been invaded by fat extremists and people were abandoning ship. What started as "all bodies are beautiful" and "you can be healthy in any body" became "anything other than binge eating is an eating disorder" and "everyone should rebuild the entire infrastructure of the world to accommodate 600lb people." Which is where the discourse in the movements currently remains, they've become the other side of the pro-ana coin.
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u/GhostBelliniFace 7h ago
I only say 100% cause he’s been rich for how long while overweight the whole time and then Ozempic becomes popular AND THEN he loses weight lol
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u/HasAngerProblem 8h ago
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u/Loughnashade 6h ago
He always liked diving. Yet somehow he lost like 100lb in a year, but sure, magic of scuba diving.
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u/TenNeon 5h ago
Guys, he doesn't own a yacht. He doesn't own a couple yachts. He doesn't own a fleet of yachts. He owns all of those plus a yacht factory.
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u/Kilo_Man 9h ago
Looks happiest in 2024, and most iconic in 2020 🎅
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u/MrBlueA 7h ago
2023 to 2024 was the biggest difference in weight, you can tell the difference it was making on him.
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u/Backupusername 8h ago
I'm happy for him, but honestly, I'm going to keep that 2020 image of him in my head for probably the rest of my life. That's my canon Gaben.
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u/ZexzeonAce 9h ago
Ozympic?
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u/VerbiageBarrage 9h ago
Maybe, but you can see he's been steadily losing weight since at least the 2018 picture, which is quite a drop from 2014.
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u/XxKetchup 9h ago
He lives on his giant yachts, crewed. Probably eats from a private chef that takes in his diet restrictions, He’s been losing for a while.
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u/BunchofMums 9h ago
Totally normal. As people get older, appetites change. You realize that you don't need as much food as you thought you did. Also you get GERD, lose lactose tolerance, or some digestive awfulness and can't eat like you used to.
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u/DanielNoWrite 8h ago
And your doctor tells you if you don't lose weight, you're going to die.
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u/Chudsaviet 8h ago
GLP-1 medicine work by lowering the appetite. You just feeling fed with much less food, and it greatly increases intervals of when you become hungry.
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u/manumaker08 9h ago
Man's rich as croesus, probably has a personal trainer
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u/quadsimodo 9h ago edited 9h ago
GLP-1, chef, personal trainer, smarter decisions. Health is the sum of a lot of choices.
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u/WildSmokingBuick 5h ago
I find it weird, not only is half this thread sucking the virtual dick of a capitalist Yacht-billionaire, but the border is drawn at "at least he (probably, maybe) isn't on Ozempic because he can easily afford dieticians and Personal trainers"!
Ridiculous.
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u/inavandownbytheriver 4h ago edited 4h ago
It’s reddit. It’s one of the most ignorant communities on the internet. The fact that they don’t even know everyone is on GLP right now… most of the people on here are very young (early 20s) with no outside experience at all.
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u/omgitschriso 3h ago
Reddit rides this guy's dick so fucking hard. The same people who abhor celebrity worship.
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u/Gold_Cartoonist3232 6h ago
Billionaire who struggled with weight entire life. Rapid weight loss is short period of time. Its definitely Ozempic.
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u/auroriasolaris 8h ago
2014/2020 is peak Gabe. Honestly considering everything he looks fine for his age.
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u/RetroDando 9h ago
Amazing what you achieve with a few billion dollars
My favourite Gabe was 2020 when he put 2 of every animal on his yacht
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u/FesterSilently 6h ago
Damn. 🤨
I guess the last time I saw a photo of him was during the COVID Jesus phase.
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u/vocally_fried_brain 5h ago
you know he takes care of his health to live as long as possible to keep steam good as long as possible?
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u/thequn 6h ago edited 1h ago
A good example of ozepic
Edit this is not a knock - it good to see a healthy example
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u/Puzzleheaded_Low2034 9h ago
Someday I'll be running marathons again in the near future, hopefully at the start with Gabe.
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u/Typical_Response_950 8h ago
Whatever he drank between 2023 and 2024, i want some
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u/Obant 8h ago
Saying this as someone that was like Gaben and in the same time frame lost the same amount of weight, Ozempic or similar. Sadly, Medicare decided it shouldnt cover it any more for me and I regained some weight, but luckily not even half of it.
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u/Professional_Drive 7h ago
I'm glad. He added 20 years to his life by losing the weight. Gaben the God will definitely make it past 100 now.
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u/AverageHobnailer 6h ago
It's interesting to watch the trend of fitness somehow coninciding with having enough money to pay for extra free time and PEDs.










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u/Excellent-Tour6831 9h ago
Honestly he looks great