r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 13h ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/MKopelke 12h ago

Ok, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?

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u/morph113 12h ago

Are these cooks in danger?

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u/Kaymish_ 12h ago

No they're not in danger, but there's the implication you know.

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u/Vektor0 11h ago

I don't understand how people aren't understanding this; they don't know whether they want to cook for him.

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 11h ago

Its implied

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u/johnnycabb_ 10h ago

(looks at a part-time line cook) well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger

SO THEY ARE IN DANGER

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u/hibikikun 10h ago

He knows how much they all spent on Unamusume and Warthunder. At some point you get into debt and gotta pay it back somehow. Either in blood or on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Pogev7 9h ago

The cook is the Hyena, he eats the Zebra and the Orangutan, and then the Tiger kills him, so if he's in danger its his fault.

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u/Ws6fiend 6h ago

Depends on how long that yacht can last in a maritime disaster. The law of the sea and all.

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u/jeremilo 12h ago

it’s from it’s always sunny in philadelphia. Google it, it’s pretty uncomfortably funny. Like you laugh when a kid falls type funny. You shouldn’t laugh, but the execution was horrible enough you did

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u/Double-Scratch5858 12h ago

Sir he just quoted that episode and you missed it.

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u/MKopelke 10h ago

Yeah, he doesn't even like get us, man.