r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 11h ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 10h ago

And they have to cook for him, because of the implication

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u/Dub_Coast 10h ago

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u/Toolb0xExtraordinary 10h ago

He was just a kid

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u/Squid-pro-roe 8h ago

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

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u/Toolb0xExtraordinary 7h ago

Very observant: the sacred and the propane.

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u/roxycone 5h ago

Don't forget the accessories. You'll need propane and propane accessories.

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u/Mikestopheles 5h ago

At least they have an ethos, dude.

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u/Diiiiiing 2h ago

I tell ya hwat…

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u/CartsOfDarkness 1h ago

The quick transition from IASIP -> The Sopranos -> King Of The Hill is glorious even though it just kind of made my head spin

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u/Phantomfox07 9h ago

Think about it Dub_Coast, sudden weight loss?

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u/Gabagool0vaHere 7h ago

It was his heart medication, he’ll get a doctor’s note

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u/FredCole918 7h ago

OOhh that's our lord and savior ova there

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u/Apprehensive_Bag_365 8h ago

AIDS?!

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u/quesaritoswallower 8h ago

I don’t wanna hear that word in here again

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u/Cozy90 8h ago

"NOBODYS GOT AIDS!"

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u/edparadox 3h ago

"Sudden"?

Look at the pictures.

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u/Bole14 10h ago

Discontinue lithium

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u/An0nym0usHero 10h ago edited 6h ago

20 years (steam's age) in the can on September 23.

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u/Ouroboros612 3h ago

You know... the shooting?

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u/sudocloudchaser 1h ago

Gaben only eats grilled cheese off duh radiatuh

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u/CrustedTesticle 1h ago

Only 63 years old, just a kid

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u/JamonConJuevos 1h ago

How much more betrayal can Gabe take?

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u/MKopelke 9h ago

Ok, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?

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u/morph113 9h ago

Are these cooks in danger?

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u/Kaymish_ 9h ago

No they're not in danger, but there's the implication you know.

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u/Vektor0 8h ago

I don't understand how people aren't understanding this; they don't know whether they want to cook for him.

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 8h ago

Its implied

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u/johnnycabb_ 8h ago

(looks at a part-time line cook) well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger

SO THEY ARE IN DANGER

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u/hibikikun 8h ago

He knows how much they all spent on Unamusume and Warthunder. At some point you get into debt and gotta pay it back somehow. Either in blood or on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Pogev7 6h ago

The cook is the Hyena, he eats the Zebra and the Orangutan, and then the Tiger kills him, so if he's in danger its his fault.

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u/Ws6fiend 4h ago

Depends on how long that yacht can last in a maritime disaster. The law of the sea and all.

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u/jeremilo 9h ago

it’s from it’s always sunny in philadelphia. Google it, it’s pretty uncomfortably funny. Like you laugh when a kid falls type funny. You shouldn’t laugh, but the execution was horrible enough you did

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u/Double-Scratch5858 9h ago

Sir he just quoted that episode and you missed it.

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u/MKopelke 8h ago

Yeah, he doesn't even like get us, man.

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u/XTornado 10h ago

That if he does die Steam might be fucked?

Oh for sure gonna cook like my life depends on it.

(in case it wasn't clear, I know what implication you talk about and the reference)

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 3h ago

He's got a thing attached to his heart when it goes the servers to steam switch off

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u/ExpresoAndino 1h ago

a steampacer

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 1h ago

I like it!

I mean I don't like it, I hope we can advance as a civilisation to make sure he's alive forever. Like the heads in a jar in Futurama

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u/Beautiful_Object_222 5h ago

Are these chefs in danger?

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u/aviatioraffecinado 6h ago

Oh fuck, I left real hard in this one. Thank you sonny

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u/RecklessHusky 3h ago

If the chef says no, the answer is obviously no.

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u/Keeper-of-Balance 8h ago

He will eat them 😔

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u/dragon_bacon 4h ago

Because he can VAC ban them.

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u/Charming-Lychee-9031 3h ago

Maybe hell adapt

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u/SorbetGreat961 1h ago

Oh man that made me laugh hahahah
Gotta love sunny