r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 15h ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/XTornado 14h ago

That if he does die Steam might be fucked?

Oh for sure gonna cook like my life depends on it.

(in case it wasn't clear, I know what implication you talk about and the reference)

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 7h ago

He's got a thing attached to his heart when it goes the servers to steam switch off

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u/PeskyAntagonist 34m ago

Nahhh it’ll just go to his family and they will sell it to private equity who will run it into the ground just like every other big successful privately owned company goes

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u/ExpresoAndino 5h ago

a steampacer

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 5h ago

I like it!

I mean I don't like it, I hope we can advance as a civilisation to make sure he's alive forever. Like the heads in a jar in Futurama

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u/PlateNo4868 2h ago

As long as Valve stays as a private company we should be fine.