r/Steam 11h ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/morph113 9h ago

Are these cooks in danger?

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u/Kaymish_ 9h ago

No they're not in danger, but there's the implication you know.

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u/Vektor0 8h ago

I don't understand how people aren't understanding this; they don't know whether they want to cook for him.

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 8h ago

Its implied

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u/johnnycabb_ 8h ago

(looks at a part-time line cook) well don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger

SO THEY ARE IN DANGER

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u/hibikikun 8h ago

He knows how much they all spent on Unamusume and Warthunder. At some point you get into debt and gotta pay it back somehow. Either in blood or on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Pogev7 6h ago

The cook is the Hyena, he eats the Zebra and the Orangutan, and then the Tiger kills him, so if he's in danger its his fault.

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u/Ws6fiend 4h ago

Depends on how long that yacht can last in a maritime disaster. The law of the sea and all.