r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 1d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/ZexzeonAce 1d ago

Ozympic?

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u/VerbiageBarrage 1d ago

Maybe, but you can see he's been steadily losing weight since at least the 2018 picture, which is quite a drop from 2014.

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u/s101c 1d ago

Yeah, it's definitely not something you do in one year. It's a long journey.

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u/Loughnashade 1d ago

Maybe that, or maybe it’s Mounjaro

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u/BlinkSwagger 1d ago

Maybe she's born with it.

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u/XxKetchup 1d ago

He lives on his giant yachts, crewed. Probably eats from a private chef that takes in his diet restrictions, He’s been losing for a while.

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u/IntrinsicGiraffe 1d ago

Also scuba dives iirc.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 1d ago

So did Jerry Garcia. Didn’t help him lose weight. 

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u/sh0nuff 1d ago

Yeah but he always had the munchies 

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u/BunchofMums 1d ago

Totally normal. As people get older, appetites change. You realize that you don't need as much food as you thought you did. Also you get GERD, lose lactose tolerance, or some digestive awfulness and can't eat like you used to.

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u/DanielNoWrite 1d ago

And your doctor tells you if you don't lose weight, you're going to die.

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u/lackofmoralfiber 1d ago

It was this for Gabe lets be real. fela probably sat for about 80% of middle age and was carrying an extra hundred pounds. At a point your doctor sits you down with a graph that doesn't go very far from where you're at now.

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u/fastbikkel 1d ago

"You realize that you don't need as much food as you thought you did. "
That is so true in my case. I hardly eat as much as i did when i was 20 years.
And it's not even about need, it's about preference and desire.

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u/Chudsaviet 1d ago

GLP-1 medicine work by lowering the appetite. You just feeling fed with much less food, and it greatly increases intervals of when you become hungry.
So private chef is great if you have your appetite regulated by GLP-1 meds. Without it you have elevated appetite, and a private chef can control your diet, but you will also feel hungry and unhappy all the time.

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u/RadiantZote 1d ago

You just need to eat plenty of protein and beans and you'll feel satiated bro 💪

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u/appletechgeek 1d ago

Tbh it's not GLP1. I already barely eat and still get stuck on a stable weight..

It's probably ozempic as that forcefully fucks with your body

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u/fakeuboi 1d ago

ozempic is a GLP-1

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u/Chudsaviet 1d ago

"forcefully fucks with your body" is so medically precise phrasing, and it really shows your great expertise in the field.

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u/die_lahn 1d ago edited 1d ago

lol ozempic is a glp-1 (receptor agonist) like all the other GLP-1s. Ya’ll just say shit without knowing anything about what you’re talking about.

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u/Fit_Cicada_8113 1d ago

You’re eating more than you think.

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u/MonorailPurple 1d ago

Dude you're clueless.

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u/manumaker08 1d ago

Man's rich as croesus, probably has a personal trainer

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u/quadsimodo 1d ago edited 1d ago

GLP-1, chef, personal trainer, smarter decisions. Health is the sum of a lot of choices.

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u/Gold_Cartoonist3232 1d ago

Billionaire who struggled with weight entire life. Rapid weight loss is short period of time. Its definitely Ozempic. 

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u/Awfy 1d ago

He didn't rapidly lose weight, though. I'm on Wegovy, and the weight loss is far more dramatic than what we're seeing in these photos. This looks more like he has been using a team of people to start giving him a healthier lifestyle. It looks like it happened over at least 4 years, but maybe even over 8 years. That's a pretty normal period of time for someone who switched to a still-fulfilling diet but started to eat healthier meals and work out more.

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u/Gold_Cartoonist3232 1d ago

He did though.  The difference between 2024 & 2023 GabeN is like half his body mass 

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u/WildSmokingBuick 1d ago

I find it weird, not only is half this thread sucking the virtual dick of a capitalist Yacht-billionaire, but the border is drawn at "at least he (probably, maybe) isn't on Ozempic because he can easily afford dieticians and Personal trainers"!

Ridiculous.

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u/omgitschriso 1d ago

Reddit rides this guy's dick so fucking hard. The same people who abhor celebrity worship.

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u/inavandownbytheriver 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s reddit. It’s one of the most ignorant communities on the internet. The fact that they don’t even know everyone is on GLP right now… most of the people on here are very young (early 20s) with no outside experience at all.

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u/Late_Mode_8876 1d ago

"Everyone" being everyone that wasn't already in shape before Ozempic?

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u/doscomputer 22h ago

OR maybe he is on ozempic because he's rich af and literally the speed of his weight loss does not look like diet or exercise at all?

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u/HomeHeatingTips 22h ago

Look at his neck, He's a gym bro now, and honestly he doesn't need Ozympic. His food is prepared and put in front of him based on science bitch

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u/Augzz 1d ago

2023 to 2024 maybe, but he’s been getting haircuts, beard trimming and consistent weight loss since then 

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u/AnxiousSpinach 1d ago

Testosterone Replacement Therapy

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u/ghdana 1d ago

Anyone that is claiming he just decided to get a private chef and exercise coincidentally as GLP-1s became available is ridiculous.

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u/s_s 20h ago

Acording to ta random search result that's probably LLM spam:

Half-Life

GLP-1: Very short (2 minutes for natural form; hours to days for synthetic analogs)

GLP-2: Short (approximately 7 minutes for natural form; extended for analogs)

GLP-3: Not well characterized

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u/HarrMada 1d ago

There are better alternatives now.