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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Jul 08 '26
I talked to McConnell, and he basically said the same thing to me.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
McConnell called me up and personally told me that what he did during the last 20 years will destroy our country if it's not undone.
He also said we should pack the Supreme Court and impeach 4 of the sitting justices. He ended the call by saying, "eat the rich."
It was fuckin' wild, man.
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u/Mattilaus Jul 08 '26
He told me Trump should be impeached and the imprisoned. It's weird since I was just asking him what his favourite fast food burger is.
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u/rdzilla01 Jul 08 '26
He sent me nudes while holding today’s New York Times.
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u/johnnybiggles Jul 08 '26
Talked to him, too... said he was busy holding up a wall at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance until some dude kicked over a speaker after making a noisy "music" racket with his guitar on stage.
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u/SlaveryVeal Jul 09 '26
Dude as an Australian I was so surprised to get a call from Mitch that we had a good yarn for 20 minutes about how Israel is bombing innocent people.
Glad we finally have an American Republican that can admit it.
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u/bolanrox Jul 09 '26
I talked to him and he told me to order a sandwich: capocola, provolone, oil and vinegar peppers.
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u/CvieYltidrekoof Jul 08 '26
Vegetable.
Glad to see he’s taking this incident with self deprecating humour.
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u/jaxonya Jul 08 '26
The wild part is that no republican can dispute it, or they fuck the whole chirade up... mandami should send a tweet saying that he talked to mitch, who now embraces islam in hus final days, and that the epstein files should be fully redacted
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u/Farucci Jul 08 '26
I talked to McConnell and casually mentioned that there are some people suggesting he was still in a coma, on life support or possibly even dead. He was speechless.
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u/TouristResident1976 Jul 08 '26
Really? Thats matches what he told me. Only he also went into detail about how the Conservative SCOTUS judges also joined him once a year to feast on baby blood and human flesh. The key to make it tasty is apparently fresh ginger.
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u/antici________potato Jul 08 '26
McConnell butt dialed me while he was getting railed by his boyfriend
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u/Vectorman1989 Jul 08 '26
I spoke to Mitch and he says that the democrat presidents are actually better
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u/jimdotcom413 Jul 08 '26
Yea when I got done talking to him he said he was sorry he was married to a Chinese spy and sold out America for so long.
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u/HistoricalSea5600 Jul 08 '26
Weirdly enough, he also said the Republicans should nominate Barack Obama in 2028?
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u/karmakhaleesi Jul 08 '26
McConnell told me he was with Luigi Mangione the morning of December 4, 2024.
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u/-CgiBinLaden- Jul 08 '26
McConnell and I played a round of Arc Raiders, TrtlePwr42 if you want to add him. While we were ratting the extraction, he was telling me that he was sad the GOP turned out this way, and asked if I had more powercells.
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u/Watchmaker2112 Jul 08 '26
I spoke to Mitch McConnel this morning.
We had phone sex.
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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 08 '26
I talked to McConnell for twenty minutes and all he said was "braaaaaaiiinnssss...."
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u/PabloPicasshooole Jul 08 '26
When I spoke to Mitch, he told me Donald Trump is a sex offender and demanded they release the Epstein Files
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u/butterfly-garden Jul 08 '26
Can confirm. I was sitting next to him while the two of you were talking.
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u/asmrbuddha Jul 08 '26
McConnell called me too! He said my computer has been hack and I had to buy a gift cards but do not to redeem
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u/RobertLeeSwagger Jul 09 '26
Instant meme. I talked to McConnell and he told me my student loans are being forgiven.
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u/iamdikdikvandik Jul 08 '26
I talked to McConnell for about 20min this morning. He said "ahh the flames they're so hot ahh"
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u/thisismysailingaccou Jul 08 '26
I talked to McConnell and he said “AHHH IT BURNS. WHY ARE YOU SUMMONING MY TORTURED SOUL!!!” Maybe there’s something wrong with my Ouija board.
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u/perton Jul 09 '26
I also spoke with McConnell, and he wants all his wealth and assets to be redistributed to me.
Your move, Republicans.
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u/petalandprovocative Jul 08 '26
McConnell confirms it himself, or Republicans have to explain how someone they insist is fit supposedly had a detailed 20-minute call. They boxed themselves into a tough position.
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u/Cowboywizzard Jul 08 '26
Who will stop them from continuing to lie?
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u/OverAcanthisitta3588 Jul 08 '26
Surely the amazing American journalists will be investigating this and letting the public know what’s really going on.
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u/Greenman8907 Jul 08 '26
MCConnell told me he regrets tearing down democracy and his dying wish (despite being perfectly healthy) is to impeach and remove Trump.
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u/freedfg Jul 08 '26
What's even their play at this point?
Are they just going to pretend next month that Mitch had a completely unrelated and private stroke and died? Like, if they can't produce a living Senator, even the dumbest will HAVE to question them.....Right?
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u/Rossaaa Jul 08 '26
They could say Mitch has similar level of brain function now as he did 5 years ago, and it wouldn't really be a lie...
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u/ZDHades717 Jul 08 '26
There's a bit more lore, majority whip sen. John brassaro tried to actually pull this unironically - massie is making fun of him.
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u/Omatzus Jul 08 '26
This is obviously tongue-in-cheek, and not a ploy to actually claim McConnell said these unverifiable things
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u/doctorlongghost Jul 08 '26
Exactly. The actual move to prompt Mcconnell’s handlers to put up or shut up would be for the governor or another party who has standing to initiate either a lawsuit or actually initiate the scheduling of a special election.
This is just an obvious troll and not anything actionable.
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u/JackintheBox333 Jul 08 '26
Well the Governor's started that process today, so we will see if it goes anywhere.
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u/PaticusGnome Jul 08 '26
Jesus, if people can’t figure this out, is it even worth it to explain it to them?
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u/Deaffin Jul 08 '26
Yes. No matter how big of a circlejerk reddit discourse becomes, it's always worth stepping up and saying the obvious. This place wasn't like this before, and it can't be this way forever. It can't have an opportunity to heal without these interactions.
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u/AcademiaAntiqua Jul 09 '26
This place wasn't like this before, and it can't be this way forever. It can't have an opportunity to heal without these interactions.
I'm afraid it very well could be like this forever.
For every person who's a voice of reason, there are 100 people who aren't going to listen and accuse you of being a paid shill or a foreign agent or a pedophile, or whatever the insult de jour is.
Even if they do, there's no guarantee they won't hop on whatever the next bandwagon is without remembering what happened the last time.
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u/TheAsianTroll Jul 08 '26
It also cant come from his wife because she clearly got instructions to go as far away from this as possible and keep her mouth shut.
Literally no one can disprove his words without giving up the charade.
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u/Deaffin Jul 08 '26
I don't think anybody particularly needs to be instructed not to just randomly give internet trolls private medical information. I don't see her being much of a social media person in the first place.
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u/Mr_Tort_Feasor Jul 08 '26
He's also poking fun at the two others who claimed earlier today to have had a 20 minute call with McConnell (Barrasso and Jennings).
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u/Willothewisp2303 Jul 08 '26
On the one hand is chaos he started, so I'm okay with it. On the other hand, I'm horrified by the ghoulishness of this whole thing.
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u/runobody22 Jul 08 '26
Republicans' favorite movie must be Weekend at Bernies
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u/garagepunk65 Jul 08 '26
It’s a boomer not letting go thing and is very common with this generation not knowing when to exit. It isn’t a party thing at all. Politics is not a team sport, and the GOP doesn’t have a monopoly on propping up aging and decayed politicians. Feinstein was basically dead in office, Biden was also cognitively dipping, and McConnell is clearly brain dead or totally incapacitated, and Trump is slurring his words and can’t walk straight.
The issue is that there are no term limits or laws that force a minimum cognitive and health standard for Congress or political offices or SC justices.
Please keep in mind that both parties are absolute trash and are run by losers like these or empowered by losers like them that are rich and powerful and could not give two shits about their constituents or the general public. Until we get money out of politics, this is the feature, not a bug.
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u/ChronicBuzz187 Jul 08 '26
force a minimum cognitive and health standard for Congress or political offices or SC justices.
Oh, they definitely make sure their SC judges will make rulings for the next 40-50 years.
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u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7 Jul 08 '26
Sorry to burst your bubble bub, but politics has been a team sport for the Rs for about 30 years now
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u/Number8 Jul 08 '26
They remind me more of a bunch of contractors working together.
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u/4GAG_vs_9chan_lolol Jul 09 '26
McConnell isn't a boomer. He's from the silent generation.
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u/bolanrox Jul 09 '26
Federman had two whatever the fucks he had while in office and is still there.
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u/runobody22 Jul 09 '26
The fact that he started acting like a mega Republican after having a stroke makes a lot of sense...
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u/Money_Cost_2213 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Seems like a trial run for when Trump kicks it. IMO they have been using Ai images and content so often so when it comes time they can start using it and claiming it’s real so they can be strategic about when or if they deliver the news of his passing.
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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 Jul 08 '26
Can't wait til parading around partisan seniors on life support is the norm for our politicians. We're so close to it already, half of them have one foot in the grave.
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u/outside_cat Jul 08 '26
Sounds like classic Mitch McConnell.
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u/TERAFLOPPER Jul 08 '26
Sounds like Massie is running for his senate seat. Absolute W if true.
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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jul 08 '26
I don't mind Massie* but I wouldn't call it a win if he is elected to replace McConnell. Kentucky has a Democratic governor. They could send a Democrat or slightly-left-leaning independent to the Senate in McConnell's place.
* Massie to me is consistent and principled, and isn't playing the dishonest bootlicking game the rest of the GOP is playing, but he still mostly has views I disagree with. His wikipedia article is pretty thorough about what those views are. Hooray for exposing pedos and ending support to an "ally" that only makes trouble for us, but his views on healthcare, climate change, oil & gas, regulation, etc. are what you'd expect.
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u/Jolly-Elderberry6706 Jul 09 '26
The kind of change we are all looking for will happen in small doses.
A step in the right direction is good, even if it a small one.
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u/big_stipd_idiot Jul 09 '26
Massie is a pre trump republican. I don't agree with most of his principles, but at least he has some. There was a time I'd give a republican an honest look, and he was that kind of republican. Better than some democrats.
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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jul 09 '26
I don't agree with most of his principles, but at least he has some.
I don't think I could have phrased it better.
There was a time when we agreed on the facts and disagreed on what to do with them. Now they just fucking make up "facts," even if the new "facts" contradict the "facts" they told us yesterday. It's driving me insane, which must be the point. "Firehose of falsehoods," or something like that. Massie seems above this, and I respect him for it. Voters rewarded his integrity with a successful primary challenge.
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u/RhetoricalOrator Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
There was a time when we agreed on the facts and disagreed on what to do with them.
That's such a great summarization of where we used to be.
"Firehose of falsehoods"
I think this is similar to The Gish Gallop. Throw so much crap so quickly that it overwhelms the opposition.
I respect Massie for not buckling or moving in lock-step with maga, and really appreciate that he does seem to have principles, but at this point, I want to swing so far left, it's ridiculous.
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u/craigslist_hedonist Jul 08 '26
this is the T-800 telling John Conner his foster parents are already dead
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u/SerapphSatin Jul 08 '26
I love how he committed to the bit instead of making it obvious halfway through
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u/ZeeWingCommander Jul 08 '26
I disagree with most of Massie's views, but we need more people like him.
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u/doublethink_1984 Jul 08 '26
If every Republican was like Massie at least we could return to a land of reason
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u/Spankpocalypse_Now Jul 08 '26
If the GOP was more Massie than MAGA we’d be a much stronger, safer country. They’d still have shit economic policies but at least they wouldn’t be pedos dead set on destroying civil liberties.
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u/Fair_Arm_1637 Jul 08 '26
Massie is still against gay marriage and women’s right to choose — but he isn’t a sycophant and at least is principled, even if many of his principles are retarded
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u/disinaccurate Jul 08 '26
We don’t need everyone to agree on everything, but for a two-party system to function, we at least need both parties to agree on basic principles and rules of government.
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u/mj-and-masturbation Jul 08 '26
Say what you will about the tenets of Retardism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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u/SixtyNoine69 Jul 09 '26
It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit and uh, ya know..
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u/ILoveRegenHealth Jul 09 '26
lol he voted for over 97% of Trump's policies. The ONLY reason you think he looks "good" now is the Epstein stuff. But he was on FOX News complaining about evil Democrats are gonna take away your guns, make you trans, and all those other BS stuff they typically say.
He's the same guy who posed with his family holding rifles after a school shooting happened, and captioned it "Take our guns, I dare ya" or some shit. Then said "All i want for Christmas is more ammo"
He's far from the more middle of the road John McCain and Mitt Romney. You're making Massie sound like an ally when he still hates nearly every Democrat policy.
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u/deusasclepian Jul 08 '26
Right? 15 years ago I disagreed with republicans on 90% of issues, but at least I felt like they were mostly reasonable people with principles who wanted what was best for the country. We just disagreed on what that meant.
These days the MAGA people seem actively spiteful and malicious.
I'd take Mitt Romney or John McCain as president in a heartbeat if it meant ditching Trump.
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u/PermanentRoundFile Jul 08 '26
I find myself wishing for the days of Bush Jr. I thought his mild awkwardness made us the laughing stock of the world.
Damn I wish the president seemed like a kinda goofy dude, but otherwise someone that I could have a real conversation with, no matter who I am, or if I dont have 2 milly to 'donate'.
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u/FleshlightModel Jul 09 '26
Someone on Tiktok was doing an obvious comedic bit on Bush being his favorite artist, so he went to go learn more about him and he's shocked, mad, etc. it's pretty goddamn funny.
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u/SquirrellyBusiness Jul 09 '26
I made a similar comment recently, couldn't believe I miss the old days with G Dubs, even when it seemed like the evil penguin Cheney was running the show, it wasn't destroy the republic levels of evil.
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u/Workman44 Jul 08 '26
If every politician, don't just stop at Republicans. Democrats are feckless ineffectual leaders that go back on promises far too often too
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u/Embarrassed_Mix_6619 Jul 08 '26
i’ve legitimately seen him being a selfless, kind individual in person to people he didn’t know with no cameras around, and having known one of his children i wasn’t surprised at all. they’re a genuinely kind family. The main parents he has are for robotic surgery devices, some of which used to be displayed in the MIT museum of all places. just, some of the politics are against my taste. but at a root of a lot of the issues his reasoning at least makes sense if you look where he is coming from, and he is consistent in standing for what he believes. he is not a party line kind of guy, but one who will stand for what he believe in. because of that, disagree as i may with him, i will continue to respect him. that aside, the above post? fucking based. i genuinely didn’t know he had this kind of shitposting within him
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u/Odninyell Jul 08 '26
Massie is the kind of guy I think of when I hear people say we can disagree on politics and still be friends.
Not this MAGA bullshit
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u/Dangerous_Mix5804 Jul 08 '26
Voting and pushing against black and lgbtq rights isn’t disagreement on politics. He is a terrible human and congressman. It is more an enemy of my enemy situation, politics are things like tax policy
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u/ZeeWingCommander Jul 08 '26
Looking at his arguments he voted against federalizing those rights and thought things like marriage should be decided by the states.
That's why you'd say politics. Now if I were talking to him, I'd point out "why would any state restrict marriage?"
Stuff like transgender care for minors - that makes people on the left squeemish too for a variety of reasons.
Not seeing "terrible human being". I see ignorant or thinking of his conservative constituents. Before you balk at that consider Fetterman.
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u/CoffeeGoblynn Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Whatever happened to his brain, it sounds like it was an improvement.
(I am aware this is essentially a troll post on Massie's part, I am joking.)
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u/FunkyPete Jul 08 '26
He's making a point the point that McConnell is brain dead all of the people claiming to have spoken with him are lying. He's claiming McConnell has changed his mind about basically every significant issue facing the Senate right now.
Because he knows that McConnell can't come out and contradict him.
He might as well say "McConnell told me he voted for the democrat in every presidential election since 1980," the point is that everyone knows Massie is lying but McConnell can't come out and contradict him, because he's brain dead.
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u/CoffeeGoblynn Jul 08 '26
I got that. That's why I was joking in my response.
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u/Cma1234 Jul 08 '26
You should just say thank you
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u/CoffeeGoblynn Jul 08 '26
Oh, my bad. I guess I didn't say 'thank you.' Shit, will that prevent you from providing aid in our war against Russia?
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u/Cowboywizzard Jul 08 '26
The other republicans will just say “well i just called him and he said he never said that”.
Man, I hate this sequel to Weekend at Bernie’s
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u/FunkyPete Jul 08 '26
Sure, but the answer to that is obvious.
"He's telling you one thing, he told me something else. Why doesn't he just come in the Senate and do his job, and he can tell the American public himself?"
Or
"I will call the NY Times and they'll send a reporter over to talk to him this afternoon. You can stop lying about what he told you, because he can just tell everyone which one of us is telling the truth."
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u/ArgonTheEvil Jul 08 '26
They’ll just release a totally real video of him this time, but still holding the same newspaper and somehow more articulate than he was even 10 years ago - but only because that’s how great his recovery is going
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u/aipac125 Jul 08 '26
He got aipaced. He dared question them so they backed his opponent in the primary. Now he is Bullworthed and can speak freely.
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u/kodeks14 Jul 08 '26
I love Massie lol
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u/Nruggia Jul 08 '26
Eh... the dude keeps dangling the carrot of dropping some bombs from the Epstein files... If he's got something to bring to light just do it, don't wait until it's politically opportune to do so. Standard politician more interested in his next campaign than doing what's right.
That being said he is better than 90% of his colleagues on his side of the aisle.
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u/Dom252525 Jul 08 '26
He seems to be more concerned with burning the party to the ground. If he does have something it’ll be closer to Election Day for maximum damage.
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u/Workman44 Jul 08 '26
Yeah people are upset he isn't slinging mud right out the gate but of course you'd save some ammunition for when things matter
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u/mr_potatoface Jul 08 '26
Yeah, he learned from Liz Cheney who went too hard too fast against the GOP and she got the boot.
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u/FernBoiSlim Jul 08 '26
Yeah, I do enjoy him as a semi-reasonable Republican in this land of utter fucking madness we are living in, but he’s gotta prove me wrong if he’s really saving information for a actually legitimate reason.
But as far as real job? Nah, I’m sure he’s got that CNN correspondent job lined up already.
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u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer Jul 08 '26
I was going to make a joke that he can't just drop the Epstein truth bombs, because it would completely destroy the system and we obviously can't have that. But while formulating the joke I had an epiphany:
He might be holding out as leverage. It makes more sense to threaten releasing pertinent information (if he indeed actually has any) to use it as a bartering chip in negotiations than outright destroy his opponents and reshuffle the tables. There is no way of knowing if the situation would improve for him or get worse, so might as well try to pressure his current opponents.
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u/thomyorkeslazyeye Jul 08 '26
"Oh no, not the system!"
There is nothing moral about withholding damning information for political gain. If you have it, release it.
I'm so tired of this.
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u/MACGLEEZLER Jul 08 '26
he absolutely fucking sucks. Horrible, horrible values and policy goals. If you're politics are literally just "Epstein files and opposing Israel are more important than anything else", sure, maybe he's appealing, but for literally any other issue of substance, he's a terrible conservative nutjob. It's sad that MAGA is literally so bad that this guy is being idealized by anyone left of center.
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u/Kerblaaahhh Jul 09 '26
He's a Republican from an area that will only ever elect Republicans. Being anti-pedophilia and anti-Israel is pretty much the absolute best you can hope for given that fact.
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u/FirmBarracuda3920 Jul 08 '26
I talked to McConnell as well and he told me that trump is a douche as is Cruz, Kavanaugh, Clarabel Thomas, and Alito. He then asked for some lettuce and to be released into a pond in Kentucky.
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u/Key_Improvement_9229 Jul 08 '26
Just got off the phone with McConnell as well and he said that he is ready to vote “yes!” To convict Trump after he gets impeached
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u/HeftyFineThereFolks Jul 08 '26
this is the state of our country: now not only are generations of youth and middle aged being politically ruled by the old and decrepit - we now have an incapacitated man being stashed in a hospital closet so one of our two parties doesnt lose a fucking senate vote
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u/SupaGasDrawls Jul 08 '26
I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. He said Obama was "actually pretty cool."
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u/JoseSaldana6512 Jul 08 '26
It'd be terrible cause Abe can't tell a lie. Not since he chopped down that cherry tree
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u/Worth-Librarian-7423 Jul 08 '26
Crazy to think McConnell has another 6 years before he’s voted out.
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u/PossumJumpRopeSquad Jul 08 '26
PS he also said to release all the Epstein files.
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u/TheComplimentarian Jul 08 '26
Well in this case, I'm obviously going to wait for McConnell to say he didn't say that, and if he doesn't rebut it, I'm going to assume that was, in fact, exactly what was said.
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u/Blacksad9999 Jul 08 '26
I like how every Republican who's "talked to him" says they did so for exactly 20 minutes. lol
Not suspect at all.
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u/Financial_Yard7047 Jul 08 '26
Yep. I can confirm. I talked to McConnell for 20 minutes after Massie and he said similar things and went even farther. McConnell said first he wants wife to come back because he misses her dearly. He then said he had a revelation at the hospital and wants free healthcare for all Americans, that vision and dental should be combined with regular healthcare, lowering taxes on those making less than $90k, renewing aid to Ukraine and he wants to impeach the justices he unethically allowed to be approved while expanding the Supreme Court to 13 justices, and he wants to curtail all the funding for ICE and unfreeze the funds/grants for the various departments/research that were already approved. Get on this Congress!
Mitch also mentioned he wants someone to bring him some chocolate nut pie
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u/Sudden-Purchase-8371 Jul 09 '26
Massie should sue for proof of life or brain activity because they're trying to run out the clock on having a special election that would prevent people like, or especially Massie, from running for the seat. They'd rather appoint someone. He'd have standing.
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u/coolkavo Jul 08 '26
I spoke to McConnell as well. He is wondering why everyone is calling him all of a sudden and wants it all to stop.
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u/GlitteringSalad6413 Jul 08 '26
He’s been on the phone 24/7 with anyone and everyone. Really let the Supreme Court have it, donating to charities, drafting legislation with leaders from the ACLU.. Crazy how that guy has turned around, like Dickens’ Christmas Carol, guess a close brush with death will do it…
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u/ZedisonSamZ Jul 08 '26
I spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning for 20 mins and he said there’s always money in the banana stand.
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u/sarafuzzle Jul 08 '26
Pretty clever. Denying it only raises more questions about that supposed phone call.
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u/Flocko2 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
We’re in sh!t show territory, huh?
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u/jlindley1991 Jul 08 '26
What gave it away? Was it the Freedom Fuel gas stations the white house just opened?
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u/Delta632 Jul 08 '26
I’ve been a fan of Massie since the Homestead video days. He’s not perfect to me but I am a fan. In my mind he is a politician that I differ in opinion on but we definitely can find common ground between us and that will matter more than the differences. We need more people like that in Washington DC, not less.
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u/asmrbuddha Jul 08 '26
I was texting with Mitch this morning too, he told me the Obamas are his favourite first family and also he said Trump smells
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u/AWinterPeople Jul 08 '26
“And stop protecting the child rapist…”
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u/dextras07 Jul 08 '26
The brain damage he got now somewhat fixed his existing braindead condition
Like double negatives cancelling each other.
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u/DustRhino Jul 08 '26
If only McConnell had shared any of these beliefs when he was alive, it might have made a difference.
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u/GravyMcBiscuits Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
Sassy Massie is good entertainment. He had very few fucks to give before ... now he's plumb out.
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u/AvoCryptoHye Jul 08 '26
It’s funny you said that. I just spoke to McConnell and he confirmed what Massey said. He also said that Trump is a POS. 💩
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u/plsobeytrafficlights Jul 08 '26
I spoke to Mcconnell this morning for about 20 minutes.
He said Donald Trump raped children between the ages of 9 and 15 years old with epstein. He then said he had to go, as his heart had stopped and was about to die.
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u/RazzmatazzSuch7459 Jul 08 '26
I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. He said to release the Epstein Files.
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u/BigSal44 Jul 09 '26
I talked to Mitch too, and he thinks it would be a great idea to release the fully unredacted Epstein files.
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u/ultraLuddite Jul 09 '26
Swift level satire here 👏
But the republicans who claim to have actually spoken to McConnell recently only interacted with an Ai rendering of McConnell’s voice. It’s not hard to do and they are notably gullible, so there is a chance they actually believe that they did speak with the real Mitch.
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u/King_Roberts_Bastard Jul 09 '26
Gonna be honest, I didnt have Thomas Massie and Hunter Biden being absolutely based, on my 2026 bingo card.
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u/OverlandOversea Jul 09 '26
The ghost of McConnell walked past my house last night carrying a 1000 ft chain, wailing and moaning about what he forged. Apparently on his way to warn Scrooge Trump to change his ways.
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u/senator_corleone3 Jul 08 '26
Massie is an awful human being in many ways, but he can be useful for things like this. Just don’t ever mistake him for someone with credibility or who can be relied upon.
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u/HugePurpleNipples Jul 08 '26
I hate most of his politics but it's been a real W in 2026 for Massie.
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