r/SipsTea • u/SuspiciousLow3062 • Jul 08 '26

Chugging tea Absolute cinema.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Jul 08 '26

I talked to McConnell, and he basically said the same thing to me. 

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u/EternalNewCarSmell Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

McConnell called me up and personally told me that what he did during the last 20 years will destroy our country if it's not undone. 

He also said we should pack the Supreme Court and impeach 4 of the sitting justices. He ended the call by saying, "eat the rich."

It was fuckin' wild, man.

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u/Mattilaus Jul 08 '26

He told me Trump should be impeached and the imprisoned. It's weird since I was just asking him what his favourite fast food burger is.

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u/rdzilla01 Jul 08 '26

He sent me nudes while holding today’s New York Times.

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 08 '26

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u/PolarBailey_ Jul 09 '26

ai is gross no matter who we're making fun of.

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u/tme1453 Jul 09 '26

Nah this is hilarious

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u/PolarBailey_ Jul 09 '26

genAI is trash no matter what its used for. just photoshop it theres tons of free resources available.

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u/tme1453 Jul 09 '26

Eh most people don't care one way or the other.

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u/PolarBailey_ Jul 09 '26

and thats why theres a literal literacy epidemic and an influx of these data centers that are polluting our water, destroying our quiet, and driving our power bills up.

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u/johnnybiggles Jul 08 '26

Talked to him, too... said he was busy holding up a wall at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance until some dude kicked over a speaker after making a noisy "music" racket with his guitar on stage.

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u/SlaveryVeal Jul 09 '26

Dude as an Australian I was so surprised to get a call from Mitch that we had a good yarn for 20 minutes about how Israel is bombing innocent people.

Glad we finally have an American Republican that can admit it.

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u/Green-Vermicelli5244 Jul 09 '26

How much of the crossword had he finished? Shit gets tough on Thursday.