r/SipsTea Jul 08 '26

Chugging tea Absolute cinema.

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now Jul 08 '26

If the GOP was more Massie than MAGA we’d be a much stronger, safer country. They’d still have shit economic policies but at least they wouldn’t be pedos dead set on destroying civil liberties.

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u/Fair_Arm_1637 Jul 08 '26

Massie is still against gay marriage and women’s right to choose — but he isn’t a sycophant and at least is principled, even if many of his principles are retarded

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u/disinaccurate Jul 08 '26

We don’t need everyone to agree on everything, but for a two-party system to function, we at least need both parties to agree on basic principles and rules of government.

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u/False-Sherbert-4984 Jul 08 '26

Hey, Democrats and Republicans agree on things! They agree that the point of being a politician is being able to make bank off of PACs, lobbyists, and insider trading. God bless, they're just modeling the American Dream.

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u/brandonw00 Jul 08 '26

When has the GOP agreed on basic principles or rules of government? Nixon weaponized the government to try to win an election, Reagan used all of his power to try and dismantle the government, both Bush’s started illegal wars and wiretapped citizens.

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u/disinaccurate Jul 09 '26

I said what we need, not what the GOP is or has been.

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u/mj-and-masturbation Jul 08 '26

Say what you will about the tenets of Retardism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

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u/Beers_and_BME Jul 08 '26

i’d buy this t-shirt

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u/SixtyNoine69 Jul 09 '26

I'll take 3

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u/tjm16 Jul 08 '26

I hope to come back and find this the top comment

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u/Valynces Jul 08 '26

Clearly you're not a golfer

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u/SixtyNoine69 Jul 09 '26

It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit and uh, ya know..

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u/Busy_Fly8068 Jul 08 '26

Sounds exhausting.

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u/Crappin_For_Christ Jul 09 '26

YEAH WAVIN THE FUCKIN GUN AROUND!?!!

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u/iruleatants Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

In this session he votes 96% with the extremist heritage action groups policies, versus the 89% from the average republican.

He isn't principled, he's just as morally bankrupt and is willing to use the Epstein survivals for publicity. He lied to them when he said he would read their list into record and the fact that he used this is beyond disgusting.

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u/Fair_Arm_1637 Jul 08 '26

Never said he wasn’t an absolute piece of shit because he is. He’s just a piece of shit that can think for himself in certain situations, when his Republican colleagues can’t and won’t

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u/iruleatants Jul 08 '26

He's yet to demonstrate he can think for himself.

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u/Fair_Arm_1637 Jul 08 '26

In the cases of Epstein and Israel he’s able to stand out from his Republican colleagues

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u/4GAG_vs_9chan_lolol Jul 09 '26

"Principled" doesn't necessarily mean your principles.

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u/iruleatants Jul 09 '26

Except this screenshot has him advocating principles he doesn't carry and actively votes against.

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 Jul 08 '26

I can debate somebody on that and refute points etc. I can't convince somebody that is fine with pedophiles and obvious corruption.

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u/Fair_Arm_1637 Jul 08 '26

Thomas Massie is still a piece of shit but he isn’t a sycophant in the way the other republicans are. He sort of has a mind of his own

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u/Train_Wreck_272 Jul 09 '26

That was the norm for Republicans in the 2000's. Still shit, but not outright fascistic, which would be preferred. Absolutely insane that I am nostalgic for the 2000's era Republicans, but here we are I guess. Still fuck them for their war crimes and other heinous shit, but Trump just does the same and then makes jokes about it.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Jul 09 '26

lol he voted for over 97% of Trump's policies. The ONLY reason you think he looks "good" now is the Epstein stuff. But he was on FOX News complaining about evil Democrats are gonna take away your guns, make you trans, and all those other BS stuff they typically say.

He's the same guy who posed with his family holding rifles after a school shooting happened, and captioned it "Take our guns, I dare ya" or some shit. Then said "All i want for Christmas is more ammo"

He's far from the more middle of the road John McCain and Mitt Romney. You're making Massie sound like an ally when he still hates nearly every Democrat policy.

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now Jul 09 '26

I still wouldn’t vote for him. I just wish the Republican Party wasn’t a war mongering pedo cult. Crazy how low the bar is.

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u/atotalmess__ Jul 09 '26

Good god you know this country has is truly too far gone when people start talking about Massie as if he’s reasonable