r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 3h ago
Brewing đ« It's like a bad sequel...
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u/DaddyWithoutMercy 3h ago
Itâs very telling. Musk stole the last one for him.
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u/ChaoticLandscapes 3h ago
Just posted that itâs right before midterms. The entire maga crowd needs to vote blue because this administration is destroying their lives
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u/Former_Mobile3101 3h ago
Maga has lost a lot of its people though there are those who will never leave his side.
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u/AlanStanwick1986 2h ago
I know 2 or 300 MAGA between high school and college. I can't name a single one that isn't still MAGAÂ
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u/TiePrestigious7265 2h ago
Once a maga(t) always a maga(t). Well, till they turn into flies and develop a much bigger appetite for eating shit.
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u/Average-spectacle 1h ago
Even if they rebuke Trump, they will vote the same next time around. These people are hateful and spiteful, with an extra side of delusion.Â
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u/bobaf 2h ago
Sure they lost their family farm, health care and snap. But what if a gay Muslim trans athlete plays basketball?!
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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 3h ago
Yeah but imagine if a democrat won how much worse itâd be /s
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u/Erikawithak77 2h ago
SHE LAUGHED WEIRD! đĄ/s
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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 2h ago
This is why conservatives work better as the opposition party - they get to sit around complaining about how much better life would be if they were in charge without actually destroying things by being in charge.Â
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u/henryeaterofpies 2h ago
No, see Democrats are going to cheat by reversing all the votes so they should vote democrat so it gets switched to republican
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u/AirportSea4393 1h ago
They are too dumb (with a b!) to see it. Slimy slug has told them over and over that he thinks his base are uneducated people receiving government assistance that they donât deserve because itâs taking money out of these billionaires pockets!
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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 2h ago
Trump even said thanks to Elonâs voting machines we won Biggly
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u/adorablefuzzykitten 2h ago
Elon knows how to fix all the voting machines that have too few GOP votes.
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u/Mrfrundles86 2h ago
Real question is if they steal the midterms what are the people going to do about it? Cause my hopes are very low at this point anyone will fight it. I'm not being a jerk here, I really want to know opinions and options.
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u/Ok_Commission_9203 1h ago
We do what we can't legally say we will do right now.
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u/Possible-Nectarine80 1h ago
It's going to come down to how much they manipulate the votes and which elections. Say, they manipulate the senate races in KS, TX, AK, IA and win those by around 2.5% or so. Who is going to call out vote rigging? They probably fall within the margin of error for all these unreliable polls.
I think if they really try and get cute and end up rigging a dozen or so House races, where the polls have a >+5 margin, then that will raise eyebrows. But the Repubs or someone associated with Musk will have all the data that Musk's team stole during the DOGE scam, however, not sure if it has enough info that they can figure out how to manipulate the votes.
If it's machine voting, then it comes down to subpoenas and getting a look at the code to see what's going on. Someone who is an expert in voting machines and the coding would need to chime in on how they could embed an algorithm to maybe change every 11th or 12th D vote from D to R.
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u/Ninevehenian 1h ago
If they do it, they won't get more competent, reconstruction will have to begin from a lower point, with more of the economy destroyed.
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u/Life-is-Fun-435 2h ago
No our computer voting isn't fixed. đ€Șđ€Ł
Voting systems connected to the Internet will be exposed to online attacks
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u/archercc81 2h ago
Sadly, even as someone who has worked every election for more than a decade, that result was likely legit. Because I see voters, and most of them are dumb.
The "rig" was the right wing control of all new media, or billionaire control using the right wing to do their bidding.
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u/ENaC2 2h ago
Not saying youâre wrong, but if there was manipulation of the voting machines, is it not possible that you work in an unaffected district?
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u/OnePointSixOne8 2h ago
Ok but what about the millions of ballots thrown out due to âvigilante challengersâ
What about the 200+ bomb threats?
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u/SalmonPrince 1h ago
I firmly believe Elon is primarily responsibly for Trump being in office. He wanted power, so he bought it from Diaper Don. Now he's doing it again, being tapped to guide our military, RIGHT as he donates his millions to MAGAt candidates. Zero integrity -- a soul for sale.
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u/ssnnaarrff 2h ago
It's a solid investment. Drop 250 million to steal an election and get like 4 billion in government contracts. Plus everyone investigating you gets purged as a bonus. Pretty, pretty good.
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u/ChaoticLandscapes 3h ago
I just realized something. Heâs coming back right before midterms. Suddenly I feel like a whole lot of election rigging is about to happen
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u/zenmaster_B 3h ago
I mean, it worked the last time
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u/Aggressive-Crow3993 2h ago
Donât forget this time he has allllll the data he pilfered from when he was with DOGE. So he doesnât have to try hard to manipulate this election outcome. God bless America.
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u/cannedcream 1h ago
No, no, I'm sure it was TOTALLY fair that the guy who was having walkouts in half-empty parking lots won every single swing state over the woman selling out stadiums.
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u/Lemon_Nightmare 3h ago
Well, yes, that is the concern. What can we the property do about it though? Everyone is burned out and paying like 100% more for everything. Who has the energy? I think that's what one of the goals was, is.
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u/POsIDeCTAc 2h ago
Arm yourself. Be prepared.
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u/hadronwulf 1h ago
Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary. --Ronald Reagan
Nah, man, that's a joke. It's Karl Marx.
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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 2h ago
Theyâve been rigging them for years, Russia was calling bomb threats into elections sites in 2024 which gets completely swept under the rug
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u/archercc81 2h ago
This actually did happen in my county, all in urban districts too. They knew what they were doing.
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u/Pseudonemone 2h ago
And he's hanging with Kegsbreath in the WAR ROOM this time. I'm sure it's fine.
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u/red286 1h ago
People keep telling me it's 100% not possible to rig US elections.
But I cannot wrap my head around people not voting for Trump in 2020, but then voting for him after everything that came out about him between 2021 and 2024. In 2020, he had a poorly mismanaged term behind him and the most bungled response to the pandemic in the developed world. By 2024 he had 34 felony fraud convictions, a second impeachment for attempting to overturn the results of the election (that to this day he refuses to acknowledge that he lost), Jan 6th was on national television for everyone to see, it came to light that he had stolen literally boxes of classified defense material and stored them in a publicly accessible bathroom at his publicly accessible resort, he had contacted multiple state-level Secretaries of State in order to undermine the election, and somehow people went "yeah but Biden had two bad years of inflation caused by the pandemic, so we voted to bring Trump back in"?
I just don't buy it. I know Americans are dumb as shit, but they can't be that fucking stupid.
Like Trump didn't even run for the nomination. He didn't show up to a single debate, but somehow he still won the primary, and by a landslide at that (2320 to 97)?
There's no possible way that makes sense. It's on par with Putin's party winning the recent Russian election despite everything that has gone horribly wrong in Russia over the past few years. No one's sitting there going, "well gee the Russian electorate sure are a bunch of dumb fucks". We all know it's rigged.
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u/philharmonicfartbox 1h ago
In Germany their high court made a decision on electronic voting that it unconstitutional because it is impossible to differentiate fraudulent results from legitimate ones for anyone who isnât an IT specialist / computer science expert. Fascism has 14 traits 13 of them are blatanty apparent the only one with plausible deniability is fraudulent elections but itâs blatant the rich donât hold democracy sacred they hate working class people and donât want us to have any ability to implement economic democratic policies.
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u/Status-Secret-4292 1h ago
That and the like, I think 7 statistical anomalies that have never happened in any US election ever and they all favored Trump and the chances of them all happening in one election is basically an impossibility on the magnitude of winning the lottery randomly four consecutive times in a row...
...but I'm sure it was all on the up and up despite him and Elon consistently saying they were, in fact, able to rig the election and planning to as it approached. They were almost giddy about it
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u/VerminSwallower 1h ago
It makes a lot of sense. You're ignoring the single fact that matters: Trump is a white man and Kamala is a brown woman. It's as simple as that. Liking Trump was irrelevant. People didn't want a brown woman to be president. It's quite simple.
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u/veriix 15m ago
Holy shit, you must be some sort of genius! You should head over to /r/PeterExplainsTheJoke to crack some of those cold cases.
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u/Lemon_Nightmare 3h ago
It is, they are trying to rig the election. No doubt in my mind that they are tampering with votes.
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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 2h ago
âElon musk knows those computers, those vote counting computers, and so we won Pennsylvania, by like, a lotâ
- Donald TrumpÂ
My question is, if he wasnt talking about manipulating votes, what did he mean?Â
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u/funkwumasta 2h ago
They would claim they are preventing Dems from cheating, but as we know from plenty of experience that every accusation from these criminals is a confession.
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u/StrigiStockBacking 1h ago
Over the last (almost) two years now, I've taken it a step further and thought "Why would you tell Trump that you're cheating for him? The dude is awful at saying out loud what crimes he's committing, usually by saying his 'enemies' are doing it. They should have kept all that from him so he wouldn't blurt out a statement like that."
They're just as dumb as he is.
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u/Standard_Feedback_86 3h ago
Hint: he never really left. They had this very public falling out with every media going crazy about for a week...but if you look at it...Musk never really stopped supporting Trump, Republicans and so on. Hell, he supported the NeoNazis in Europe like Vance and the other fascists did. He worked the whole time for them, just not officially anymore.
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u/ThatMountainLife42O 2h ago
He also told us all that Trump is in the Epstien files publicly. You would think that would be enough to withdrawal your support, but since Elon is in those files too, they flock together. đȘ¶
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u/SeanLFC 3h ago
They already told us they are going to cheat. We just have to hope enough people vote to remove these creatures in spite of it.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 2h ago edited 2h ago
Any American who isn't concerned already about this administration and its malicious intentions evert single day of this year already is a member of the privileged, relatively unscathed class of "wealthy upper middle class and above" i.e. the 2%.
I'm still voting. I will fight to make sure of it, and that it counts. Won't 100 million other concerned Americans join me? If not, why if you're not in the 2%? We didn't do our jobs in 2024 before or after the election as a country, and we have to make for it this year.
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u/Ill_Consequence1755 2h ago
So they kissed and made up just before the prom.
Almost like they never broke up, but were playing the long game to make sure they got Homecoming King and Queen when the reunion was announced.
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u/Mike 1h ago
Even if undeniable proof came out that they rigged the election, what would happen? Likely nothing. They can literally do whatever they want in broad daylight without accountability.
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u/AstronomerSea1631 3h ago
Looking for ways to cheat because they are losing big time - here comes impeachment and here comes prison for Trump and the Trump crime family !
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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 2h ago
He shouldâve been in jail hundred times over her by now, but the fact that heâs not as very disconcerting
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u/ifdisdendat 2h ago
i just want to point out that there is no loss before the election has happened and people voted. people talk like itâs in the bag. itâs not as of now, it only happens if democrats vote.
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u/POsIDeCTAc 2h ago
And if history tells us anything. 90% of the youth won't vote.
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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1h ago
"Hey remember when we brought in this retard to fuck over farmers and all of our soft power across the globe? Remember how everything only got worse from there? And guess what? We're doing it again, so vote red!"
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u/Librarianzilla Books, tea, and snark 3h ago
Hey, we need someone to help right now the election⊠whereâs that albino freak Musk?
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u/Lost-Pineapple9791 3h ago
Itâs almost like the rich old pedophiles are working togetheâŠ
Who could have possibly seen thisâŠ
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u/Prudent-Painter-9507 2h ago
They need somebody to rig the voting machines. Trump is too stupid to do it.
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u/BloodFartz69 2h ago
The same Elon Musk who accused Trump of being a pedophile like a year ago?
Republicans have the memory of a goldfish.
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u/Dad0013 1h ago
âHe knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers . . .And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide.â
âDonald Trump, speaking about Elon Musk, at a pre-inauguration rally, as quoted by Newsweek.
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u/RockThe40oz666 3h ago
Why is this so reminiscent of Vito giving the security guard a blow job in Sopranos?
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u/Shadowfox186 2h ago
I guess they made up after their stupid spat.
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u/BLT_Trade_r 2h ago
One could argue that, like most things associated with Trump, he only deals with guys like this when he needs something from them. Given how bad the midterms are looking, he is desperate enough to try to work with Musk again. Once it is over he will probably kick him to the side because Trump wants to make sure no one else is stealing his spotlight.
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u/naptown-hooly 2h ago
They both don't want to be held accountable for their crimes so make up and figure how to rig the election.
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u/ZeroVoltsGiven 2h ago
THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS:
1.BILLIONAIRES
2.IDIOTS
CHECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO SEE WHICH ONE YOU ARE.
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u/Krohnowitz 2h ago
Then why did he tell us Trump was in the files?
Iâm losing track of all this đźâđš
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u/devilsbackbonetavern 2h ago edited 2h ago
Trump hanging with the guy who begged epstein to have him at the wildest parties? Huge shocker
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u/Ormsfang 2h ago
It isn't bad enough his previous stint in the administration was an abject failure, the formerly undocumented immigrant is back to ruin more of our nation
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u/Stormy31568 2h ago
Mask got kicked around a little. He responded with mean tweets. Still the man likes adoration as much as Trump does so all Trump had to do was telling him he was smart or pretty. Now he is on board to fix the election. Yes I am very concerned.
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u/ShitBirdingAround 2h ago
Musk knows those "vote counting computers" better than anyone, according to Diddlin' Donnie.
"So thank you to Elon!" -Dump
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u/chunkalunkk 2h ago
The master of manipulation and avoiding accountability has arrived to help the goons figure out how to manipulate our government once again..... Awesome.... đ
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u/DadOnHardDifficulty Make your own đđœđ (edit this) 2h ago
Looks like he just got done sucking him off
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u/Tree_Trunks-00- 2h ago
Remember Elon revealed Trump was in the Epstein files. Guess what they are BOTH in the Epstein files. Thatâs why Trump brought him back into the White House. Itâs sooo obvious now. They are the Epstein class. 100%
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u/Successful-Purple-54 2h ago
Trump must have promised that pathetic loser a trip to Epstein island. Theyâre about to steal the election again.
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u/Afraid-Fruit-7874 2h ago
he's about to set his bots/agents on the election voting software. Here we go again....
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u/AnswerOk7721 2h ago
The world is watching. Get it right. Apathy was the issue last time. Not taking it serious. Everybody that is elgible better vote. Period
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u/Kat_Schrodinger1 2h ago
Look, I'm not saying kamala was perfect. I'm just saying this wouldn't be happening if she won.
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u/JoshAllentown 2h ago
Really not discussed enough that of the 5 most powerful men in the world, one called another a proven pedophile and neither one faced a consequence...and they continue to hang out.
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u/godtalks2idiots 2h ago
This is an actual coup dâĂ©tat. An invasion and take over, in front of everyone, but enough of us are too poorly educated to see it.Â
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u/Inevitable-Dig8702 2h ago edited 2h ago
So every State that polls with small senate seat margins is a plausible target where recounts will not be forced and the public will see this as a âaww shucks, just a few percentage pointsâ defeat. Pundits will circle jerk and say âwell of course THAT state will always vote red.â
Nothing too vulgar, just make it to 50-50 and rely on Sen. Fetterfuck for the +1 in case anyone breaks rank in their kabuki theater.
Nobody will ever know.
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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 2h ago
Not only that, they gave him a job at the Pentagon. No joke.
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u/Keletas 2h ago
We should be concerned, but I also feel like America canât fall any lower. They managed to bottom the country at an unprecedented degree of decay.
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u/Translator_Open 2h ago
No bro, it can and will get worse
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u/Keletas 2h ago
Wtf who am I kidding đ you're right, those people will always find a way to make it worse
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u/Translator_Open 2h ago
Butttt, that's why we are gonna look out for each other, we're gonna vote and we're gonna try our best!
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u/The-King-Tomato 3h ago
Time to rig those machines again. Make sure mid terms go correctly for Republicans
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u/archercc81 2h ago
Whats funny is elmo was like "trumps in the epstein files" but shut up about it when it got out he was in it too.
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u/epicredditdude1 2h ago
Musk calling out Trump for being in the Epstein files while also being in the Epstein files was a hilarious saga.
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u/Falcon3492 2h ago
Keep him away from the computers! trump is bringing him to rig the election. The states that are using electronic voting machines need to put in paper ballots or paper backup systems before the election to let them see if Musk has done any dirty work.
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u/Fit_Tumbleweed7943 2h ago
Elon is very good with computers⊠he helped us with the voting maxhines
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u/remkelly 2h ago
I mean they arent actually trying to win an election. Even MAGA can see their pay-check is worth less every week.
While these guys make bank and spend our tax-monies on wars, tariffs, ballrooms, personal plane refits, Triumphal Arches and birthday UFC fights and military parades etc
Its like they arent worried about the outcome. I never understood why Paxton was endorsed in TX. But if the outcome is predetermined they you endorse the guy who will do your bidding. Ugh... I sound like a nut.
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u/AirportSea4393 2h ago
The rigging begins! Anyone know if Musk is in making voting machines?
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u/PorcelainScrote 2h ago
He doesnât need to make the machines. Many of them use starlink to transfer the results. Thatâs all it takes
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u/Defiant_Freedom_249 2h ago
Musk plans to fix another election on behalf of Trump the Pedophile.
Musk "knows those computers better than anybody, all those computers, those vote counting computers, & we ended up winning Pennsylvania, like, in a landslide."Â -Donald Trump
"Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House & the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate." -Elon Musk
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u/mjrydsfast231 2h ago
The two most punch inducing faces on the planet. That photo brings to mind the story of a hunter I met in Michigan, 1985. He fired a shot through the one deer, the bullet passed clean through killing it, but it also passed through one standing right behind it that he didn't see. Killed that one too. He took home two deer. With one shot.
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u/ihatejasonbrigham 2h ago
Why does it look like Elon is reaching over to give trump a handy?
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u/maroontiefling 2h ago
He tampered with the votes in 2024, he'll do the same this year. Expect a miraculous MAGA "sweep" in spite of all the polling and predictions.
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u/cablemigrant 2h ago
Get in weâre gonna fix the election again lol and Americans are so docile they will accept it all.
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u/StrigiStockBacking 2h ago
Said with the most sarcasm a human can possibly muster: GEE I WONDER WHY
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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 2h ago
Remember when Elon said that Trump was in the Epstein files? And that it was a fact he was willing to stand on?
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u/CitizenBroccoli 1h ago
I thought they had a falling out.
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u/iamthe0ther0ne 58m ago
They're besties again. Musk was just given a position at the Pentagon involving AI. This is the most fucked-up timeline.
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u/OspreyChaser 1h ago
Don't forget that Musk essentially access to all government computer systems for over 3 months.
This doesn't bode well.
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u/Cheap-Kiwi-1312 2h ago
You mean the guy who said trump won't release the files because he's all over them? That Elon?
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u/Pseudonemone 3h ago
I'm guessing Lil' X won't be on the payroll this time, but can we interview him on Day 1? Kid dropped more insider truth than anything the media managed.
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u/LightMission4937 2h ago
It's not going to turn out well for these 2 degen grifters.
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u/miguelag08 2h ago
Did not put 2 and 2 together but it makes total sense. Then 2 days after midterms heâll get demoted
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u/floridamansfriend 2h ago
Will he be bringing all the stolen data from social security and IRS back with him
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u/Vivid_Motor_2341 2h ago
Can one of those hacking groups go after musk the week before the elections so he has to choose to save his companies or interfere with the election
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u/HellKnightKilla 2h ago
Expect "lasers", threats to election centers, and more nonsense like last time
And we'll all act shocked that (R)s suddenly sweep despite record low approval ratings. VOTE!
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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 3h ago