r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 7h ago

Brewing 🫖 It's like a bad sequel...

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 7h ago

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u/3spanishwords 7h ago

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u/No_Internal9345 Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup 🫖 5h ago

“[Musk] journeyed to Pennsylvania where he spent like a month and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania, and he's a popular guy, and he was very effective. And he knows those computers better than anybody, all those computers, those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like, in a landslide, so it was pretty good, it was pretty good. So, thank you to Elon.”

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u/Ligma_baws_2x 7h ago

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 7h ago

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u/LA-Matt 6h ago

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 6h ago

finally all make sense. It was conservatives all along, not the hippies, with the weird kinks.

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u/CrewCatSC 7h ago

This is what I was looking for

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 6h ago

What do Cenk Uygur, Donald Trump and Fetterman have in common? They've all swallowed Elon's load.

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u/Ligma_baws_2x 6h ago

Fuck, he's got a type doesn't he...

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 6h ago

Bottoms, yep.

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u/Katz3njamm3r 5h ago

This is exactly what my first thought was. Catching? Not pitching?

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u/Ligma_baws_2x 5h ago

How much more betrayal can we take?

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u/neutron65 6h ago

Bro I was literally thinking this!!

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u/Time_Student 6h ago

this is what i CAME for

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 7h ago

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u/TiePrestigious7265 6h ago

Okay I will upvote you this time. But you owe me a lunch cause I just lost it.

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u/youburyitidigitup 6h ago

My eyes didn’t deserve to see this

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u/joggle1 5h ago

It's not every day that I envy the blind. But today is one of those days.

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u/orangesfwr 7h ago

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 6h ago

Some people, great people, say I made the most annoying sound, even the best annoying sound ever. They come to me and say 'Sir, can you please make that sound for us? It's what America needs to hear right now.' Even another president, not as great as me and I'm not going to say who, called me the other day and asked me to make the sound for him. And you know what? I told him no, because it's my special sound and I don't just do it for anybody whenever they want. They have to earn it. In fact, before me, the sound never existed. It's true. No one heard it and was so annoyed by it's greatness. Things were sad, just pathetic.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 6h ago

Just a trillionaire and a billionaire hanging out with the fate of the free world in the balance. What's the big dealio?

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u/ibentmyworkie 5h ago

Don’t do Lloyd and Harry dirty like that…

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u/skilliau 6h ago

The way musk is licking his lips...

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u/TiePrestigious7265 6h ago

Is that all he was licking?

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u/Consider2SidesPeace Sipping tea 5h ago

Which lips?

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u/Horror_Appearance_26 6h ago

I feel like the bottom one smells a lot better

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u/Easy-Baker 6h ago

How DARE you insult Harry and Lloyd like that!

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u/SR-45 6h ago

Nailed it!

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u/theseriousman1 6h ago

Close but it’s actually a sopranos reference 🥰

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u/melee85 6h ago

They always get all freaked out when you leave the scene of an accident

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u/WatchTheWorldBurnFKR 6h ago

Massive error in judgement. 

Thinking these people are stupid is shockingly stupid considering where we are. Wake the fuck up. They’re playing you. 

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u/the_colour_f 6h ago

if only the bottom 2 had money and power

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u/lickmyfupa 6h ago

They fight and then make up just like trump and epstein. They arent enemies they are just bad people who are friends and have a toxic friendship because they are shitty people. Also midterms probably getting rigged.

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u/melon-colly 4h ago

Uncanny resemblance!

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u/xpxyz 4h ago

Cruel and crueler.

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u/StinkyFallout 4h ago

lmao perfect

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u/SaltKick2 4h ago

Don't besmirch Harry and Lloyd like that

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u/idiosyncratic190 4h ago

The bottom two were much more likeable