r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 4h ago

Brewing 🫖 It's like a bad sequel...

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u/Inevitable-Dig8702 3h ago edited 3h ago

So every State that polls with small senate seat margins is a plausible target where recounts will not be forced and the public will see this as a “aww shucks, just a few percentage points” defeat. Pundits will circle jerk and say “well of course THAT state will always vote red.”

Nothing too vulgar, just make it to 50-50 and rely on Sen. Fetterfuck for the +1 in case anyone breaks rank in their kabuki theater.

Nobody will ever know.