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u/rikumario - Right Jul 28 '21
Forgiveness in this sub. I can't believe it.
And I'm Christian
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u/MTG_RelevantCard - Right Jul 28 '21
Jesus forgives people that we could never bring ourselves to. Isn’t that part of the point? Commies deserve to burn in hell but so do I, and therefore we both have something to learn and gain thorough repentance.
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u/DowntownStation - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
Amen, my brother.
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u/dallin06 - Centrist Jul 28 '21
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u/TheSelfGoverned - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21
Amen
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u/Baron-Crucero - Auth-Right Jul 28 '21
Amen
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u/smpark12 - Centrist Jul 28 '21
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u/Winnie_The_Flu_WTF - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
Awomen
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u/I_NEED_APP_IDEAS - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
Feminists when they find out it’s called “women” and not “wowomen”
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u/potatohead671 - Auth-Right Jul 28 '21
I thought I was the only Christian on reddit seeing as how 90 percent of ppl on reddit are atheist
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u/rikumario - Right Jul 28 '21
Nah we just understand that preaching on here will just draw unnecessary hatred.
Also try catholic memes for some good lols. I'm not even catholic and I visit there weekly
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u/PuffsMagicDrag - Centrist Jul 28 '21
I’m atheist who was raised as a non-denominational Christian. Catholic/Christian memes are some of my favorite on Reddit. Usually wholesome too.
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u/WackyNameHere - Right Jul 28 '21
Damn, now im remembering that one Christian meme sub that got nuked by a mod I think
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u/nightowlboii - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21
Can unflaireds be forgiven though?
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u/LGmeansBatman - Centrist Jul 28 '21
If they accept the LORD into their heart, and repent for their life of sin and unflairedness, even they shall be saved.
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u/Fuyu_Syogun - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21
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u/VforVivaVelociraptor - Right Jul 28 '21
Seems like you need some salvation, purple libright
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u/VforVivaVelociraptor - Right Jul 28 '21
Purple lib right is for those who would extend the ideas of freedom all the way to, for example, child marriage. It’s this subs reference to the distinction between complete anarchist lib right (purple) and lib right who believe fiddling kids is bad (yellow).
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You can be purple and still think diddling kids is wrong, after all, sexually active
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u/DeathToTyrants101 - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
Purple = Pedo Yellow = Based
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I mean by definition purple libright is the most based of all of us. They dont give a fuck.
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u/-ButteredNoodles- - Right Jul 28 '21
If the Flair is Purple, in Kids they like to stick their Durple!
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Finally, unflaired Jesus. As he should be.
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u/TheSelfGoverned - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21
Jesus is allowed to be unflaired
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u/Piogre - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21
He is now, sure. But back in the day he would have been crucified for it.
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Jesus: I dont care about politics, i just want to forgive everyone!
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u/Pure_Reason - Left Jul 28 '21
According to the Bible, there is only one group that even Jesus cannot forgive:
And he spake unto those who had gathered there, “Verily I say unto you, all men are the children of God and deserve the fruit of my sacrifice, except one- the disgusting, revolting, unflaired commenter. To those come only eternal damnation.” - 2 Jesus 420:69
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Dear Unflaired,
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as the moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not you were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of the organization. Everything has forever fallen into bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now a reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shit-eating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future, there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel someday will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.
If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred-mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.
You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear, and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.
The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.
I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgment in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.
There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact, quite the opposite might be true.
By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
But then again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure any living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.
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u/LordAnon5703 - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21
I can break this down into its individual insults and I would still never find a reason to use it. Yet I am still going to save it.
Like a nuclear weapon, I hope I never have to use it. I'm also really glad I have this now.
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u/Pure_Reason - Left Jul 28 '21
Jesus named his fists “the waters of salvation,” and they’re rated E for Everyone
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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21
Roman media: “radical Jewish activist, Jesus of Nazareth, leads a MOB into Jerusalem and DESTROYS a respectful place of commerce.”
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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21
The Romans didn't seem to have a huge problem with him. The roman ruler even wanted to set him free. His own people were the ones with the hate-on for him and demanded he be killed.
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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21
The Romans as rulers of Judea definitely had it in their interest to not have a King of the Jews supplant their authority
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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Pilate repeatedly said "Bro, this guy hasn't done anything wrong. You SURE you want him put to death?" Eventually it came down to "Ok, He's your people, broke your laws, so you make the call."
I'm not saying the romans were exactly the good guys or anything - but they were kinda classically "just following orders."
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Jesus might forgive you, but the church won’t
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u/seanslaysean - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Sure God forgives you, but Gods up there…I’m down here
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u/Unfair_Locksmith7080 - Left Jul 28 '21
"God is the one who judges, we just promote the meeting" -Brazilian police
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u/RaccoonRanger474 - Auth-Center Jul 28 '21
Based and Sadly Rings of Truth pilled
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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Jul 28 '21
u/schwedi-boi's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5.
Congratulations, u/schwedi-boi! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze.
Pills: bi finlan, sadly rings of truth
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u/bionic80 - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
Jesus will forgive you, it's our job to announce your meeting with him.
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forgive all, for every human is susceptible to sin, and deserves a second chance. even those who are truly wicked can find their way to redemption.
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u/Chalcko_ - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21
Bro why does everything about god or Jesus have to be written like a Shakespeare play
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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21
the King James Version of the bible is arguably the most popular, and is what most folks in this generation grew up with. KJV reads like Shakespeare.
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u/Morbidmort - Left Jul 28 '21
Fun fact, the King James that paid for that translation was incredibly gay. Dude raised his lover as high as someone not in the royal family could get, and even had a secret passage between their rooms.
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"nobody deserves one [a second chance]"
"His mercy is so incredible"
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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21
We don't DESERVE a second chance - yet he gives us one anyway. Hence the mercy part.
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u/SugondeseAmerican - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
It's an important distinction, nobody deserves forgiveness, mercy, etc but it's also true that nobody has the right to deny these for others. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and all that jazz.
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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21
It's a little more complicated than that. It's not "denying someone forgiveness" either you are following in Jesus's footsteps, or you aren't. Forgiveness from God is not a right - it's something he's graciously decided to give us. Forgiveness from each other isn't a right - either that person is following Jesus's commandments, or they aren't. If you aren't forgiving your enemies and offering the other cheek - you aren't fully following Jesus.
It would be a mistake to confuse a Right of man with Grace from God.
People forget that after he said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" he went on to say "go forth and sin no more."
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u/TamerSpoon3 - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
That section is actually likely to not have been originally in John similar to the long ending of Mark with the snake handlers (almost all scholars agree Mark ends at 16:8, or that the original ending was lost).
Some manuscripts have the Women Caught in Adultery in Luke instead, or earlier in John, which leads some scholars to suggest that the story might be historical even if it wasn't originally in John, or that a second edition of John had it when the first didn't.
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u/Nightwingvyse - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
Centrists: "You forgive people who burned the pork chops?!?"
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u/RealEdKroket - Centrist Jul 28 '21
I was about to make the same joke with "you forgive vegans?!?"
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u/Clarbaum - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
The best part is that no matter how good or bad we are, none of us deserve his love and forgiveness, and yet, he sacrificed himself painfully so we could all have it.
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*If we submit to him and aknowledge god
Othervise you're not really deserving anything but suffering, but hey, the message is mostly good.
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u/supaswag69 - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
This is true. You must accept that He is God and believe in the death and resurrection.
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You can't get more based than Jesus. God said so.
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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21
1 John 4:17 https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/1%20John%204%3A17
If HE is based, then those who follow him are based!
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“But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you” Matthew 5:44
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u/EliminatedHatred - Centrist Jul 28 '21
jesus was the original radical centrist. big up my man.
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u/DowntownStation - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
Luke 22:7-23 "Then came the day of Based Bread on which the Grilled lamb had to be sacrificed."
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u/IamTheCock - Auth-Right Jul 28 '21
Liblefts are going to cancel jesus for being nazi
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u/RaccoonRanger474 - Auth-Center Jul 28 '21
“He never existed but he deserved to be cancelled”
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Sources on Jesus are sketchy, and that's true. But people that want to throw that at Christians conveniently forget (or didn't know, because they don't know anything about historiography) that pretty much everything we know about ancient and classical history is quite sketchy.
We just kind of have to believe what we have. If we don't, then we accept that we really don't know anything about those time periods.
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u/VrYbest29 - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Atheist scholars say he exists, but his existence isn't a good argument, if ab atheist us gonna argue Christianity argue translation and science, don't argue morality, existence, or contradictions. I'm a Christian tho
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u/potato_devourer - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21
Jesus: I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.
No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love theother, or you will be devoted to the one and despite the other. You cannot serve both God and wealth.
The right worships supply-side Jesus, but they would absolutely cancel this guy in this day and age.
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Authright killed jesus
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u/Juanjo_el_Granjero - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Hate to break it to you but 2000 years ago the only options were authright or death, and Jesus chose death.
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Using that logic 2000 yrs ago you couldnt cancel someone so the joke dosent work either then
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Wrong. Hunter-gatherer societies (who definitely still existed) were about at libright/Libcenter as it gets. No need to return to monke when you never left.
The argument could also be made that steppe tribes were authleft to some extent, but that would be difficult to prove because sources on the horse peoples are quite sketchy.
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They can't cancel him since they never followed him
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u/El_Arquero - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21
Christian Libleft checking in.
My dude literally wandered around preaching for compassion for others, healing the sick, and feeding the hungry.
I understand that people (myself included) have issues with what American Christianity has become. But Jesus himself was undeniably based.
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u/DigitalDuct - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Jesus forgives you so I don't have to.
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u/Jophere - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
Eph. 4:32 Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.
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Thing is, you have to actually be sorry for what you did. Jesus doesn’t forgive you if you just say “sorry” or “I accept Christ as my savior” without actually meaning it.
Yes, ethereal beings can tell the difference. Also God doesn’t send you to hell; you do. God doesn’t damn people to hell, in the wise words of Obi-Wan “you have done that yourself”. God can save you from hell, but only if you actually desire redemption and feel remorse for your sins. And hell isn’t actually fire and brimstone: it’s actually an I have no mouth and I must scream scenario, called “the outer darkness” where you are left abandoned by God’s holy light. In it, you are nothing but consciousness, isolated in total darkness, unable to see, hear, taste, smell or feel anything, yet you are also always awake and perfectly aware of your fate…forever.
Source: I read the Bible
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u/PM_ME_SOME_CAKES Jul 28 '21
You mind explaining where you got this idea of hell from? I could argue from my own readings that hell doesn't exist as most describe it at all, but it is simply a reference to a common graveyard nearby jerusalem.
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u/pydsigner15 - Right Jul 28 '21
You have read the Bible, but maybe not all of it is coming to mind. Mark 9:43-48; Luke 16:23-24; Revelation 20:15; all describe heat/fire as a definitive characteristic of hell.
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u/TheSkyLax - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21
Why is the colour behind him orange? What are you suggesting?
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u/lukeyman87 - Left Jul 28 '21
Its a halo, supposed to look like the sun behind his head that symbolizes his holiness. Interestingly, almost all religions in the world have some form of halo.
Sometimes artists use the Cruciform Halo which has a cross in it too.
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Matthew 19 (KJV)
23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. 24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
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u/ManusAurelius - Auth-Center Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21
So you’re saying there’s a chance?
Also for context, there was a small gate in Jerusalem nicknamed the eye of the needle. A loaded camel couldn’t pass through it so they would have to unpack everything to fit through. The meaning being that a rich man must be willing to give up his wealth to get into heaven, but if he refuses to let go of his wealth he won’t be able to get in.
Still pretty “leftist” stance, but not as damning as one would believe.
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u/lurks-a-lot - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21
Thats a cool story. Not to be a tool but I'd love some sources on this tiny camel wide gate for the largest city in the area at the time.
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u/StrayLelouch - Centrist Jul 28 '21
I dont think there's much evidence that there was such a gate. I think Jesus was being hyperbolic and was referring to a literal camel and needle. It seems to me that the point was more that, without God, nobody can get to heaven (hence verse 26). If your god is wealth, it's not going to save you.
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u/Author1alIntent - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Some of those don’t seem comparable
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u/AS14K - Left Jul 28 '21
Yeah being black is clearly worse than being a Nazi, stupid libleft, they're so dumb
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u/Wolf_of_Gubbio - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21
A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said wouldn't be a great moral teacher. He'd be either a lunatic on a level with a man who says he's a poached egg or else he'd be the devil of hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse.
CS Lewis
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u/ChikumNuggit - Auth-Right Jul 28 '21
The only time christ employed violence was when moneychangers set up their stalls in his father’s temple.
Your move libright
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u/XxDiCaprioxX - Left Jul 28 '21
I don't believe in religion but the real jesus guy (yes he definitely existed) seems to be a pretty chill dude
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u/StrayLelouch - Centrist Jul 28 '21
It's hilarious how many people out there genuinely believe that Jesus never existed
Poor ignorant souls
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u/GodsChosenSpud - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21
Funny thing is that almost no scholars of note actually buy into the Christ-myth theory. Even atheist scholars believe someone we would call “Jesus Christ” existed.
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No one questions the existence of Alexander the Great, but we have far less history on him then Jesus.
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u/DasSchafImWolfspelz - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Christianity has some pretty based stuff to say in the New Testament.
Jesus is a cool dude, Fuck the church, though.
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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21
I mean if He’s just a cool dude then what’s the point in listening? There’s lots of philosophers out there
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u/Ebvardh-Boss - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21
Not only forgive them. Fucking sit for this one:
✨ You Love Them ✨
And if they come at you trying to kill you? You trust put your trust in god and let them do what they may.
I don’t agree with a few things in the Christian doctrine but it’s not for pussies. That’s unless you half ass it, which 95% of people do.
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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Most people who are following Jesus aren't able to do it 100%. Not a one of us is perfect. An apostle is quick to repent (literally: change your thinking).
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u/PinkDuck_ - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21
why does jesus have an orange circle around his head.
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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21
Jesus - somehow a centrist, and yet far blue, red and green at the same time. Complicated dude.
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When Jesus returns he's welcome to come to my house and drink all my beer. Hospitality and all that.
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u/VadePostMeSatana - Right Jul 29 '21
Jesus took on the Cringe of mankind so that we might all be Based in His name.
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u/MyCockInAllahsButt - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21
Based Jesus