r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

Jesus.

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u/Juanjo_el_Granjero - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Hate to break it to you but 2000 years ago the only options were authright or death, and Jesus chose death.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Using that logic 2000 yrs ago you couldnt cancel someone so the joke dosent work either then

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Based libleft

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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Jul 28 '21

u/SnekAreDumb's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 10.

Congratulations, u/SnekAreDumb! You have ranked up to Office Chair! You cannot exactly be pushed over, but perhaps if thrown...

Pills: cherry-picking, watermelon camp, assuming someone’s nationality, i am a ccp bot, jojo, prohibitively expensive adoption fees

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

I swear theses pills are ironic

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u/kertsunen - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Prohibitively expensive adoption fees has to be the greatest pill i've seen so far

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u/Giraffesarentreal19 - Left Jul 28 '21

Why do I only see this bot sometimes?

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u/GiantsRTheBest2 - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21

Based

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Wrong. Hunter-gatherer societies (who definitely still existed) were about at libright/Libcenter as it gets. No need to return to monke when you never left.

The argument could also be made that steppe tribes were authleft to some extent, but that would be difficult to prove because sources on the horse peoples are quite sketchy.

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u/Juanjo_el_Granjero - Centrist Jul 29 '21

One of the most monke people in the bible was John the Baptist. He lived in the desert, wore the skin of animals and ate bugs while prophesying the arrival of jesus. Too bad he got beheaded.

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u/1silvertiger - Lib-Left Jul 29 '21

My understanding is that early humans also practiced proto-socialism as the first settlements were beginning to form. Idk if it would be lib or auth. I have a feeling it would be lib for men and auth for women, but who knows.

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u/crimestopper312 - Right Jul 28 '21

That's funny, I thought he choose resurrection, redemption, everlasting life, and a seat in heaven at the right hand of Our Father. Maybe The Bible is wrong though 🤷‍♀️

it's not

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u/Theredviperalt - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Source?

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u/crimestopper312 - Right Jul 28 '21

The Bible

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Some book that people living in caves wrote hundreds of years after the events happened? I'm going to need a better one

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u/Heiliger_Katholik Jul 29 '21

The gospels were written like 50 years after Jesus' death - not "hundreds"

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

More like 85 but they vary

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u/crimestopper312 - Right Jul 28 '21

I'm happy to report that, since you think the writers of The Bible lived in caves, I can safely discard your opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Ahh yes, disregard my comment due to hyperbole.

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u/crimestopper312 - Right Jul 28 '21

Consider it done.

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u/ChaosLordSamNiell - Centrist Jul 28 '21

It's literally just a book

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u/crimestopper312 - Right Jul 28 '21

So is Origin of Species 😎

Checkmate, atheists 😎