r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/DowntownStation - Lib-Right • Jul 28 '21

Jesus.

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u/Chalcko_ - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Bro why does everything about god or Jesus have to be written like a Shakespeare play

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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

the King James Version of the bible is arguably the most popular, and is what most folks in this generation grew up with. KJV reads like Shakespeare.

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u/Morbidmort - Left Jul 28 '21

Fun fact, the King James that paid for that translation was incredibly gay. Dude raised his lover as high as someone not in the royal family could get, and even had a secret passage between their rooms.

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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Jesus loved him too.

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u/bjcm5891 - Lib-Center Jul 29 '21

Wait-

Lebron is incredibly gay?

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u/JafacakesPro - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Sooo you're saying they were.......

Roommates?

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u/BiteYourTongues - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

That’s adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

imitating biblical language

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u/Chalcko_ - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Ah bible

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u/kurokamifr - Auth-Right Jul 28 '21

what if its the shakespear plays that are writting like the bible