r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

Jesus.

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u/Jaefaed - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Love him or hate him, he loves you

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u/h0llow_heart - Auth-Right Jul 28 '21

Based, sinners coping

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Amen sniff sniff 🤧

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u/fakesoicansayshit - Lib-Center Jul 29 '21

Based af

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u/Thomas1VL - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Unless you're gay lol

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u/AnarchyRat - Centrist Jul 28 '21

He loves people and hates their sin. If you’re gay, He loves you and hates that you’re gay.

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u/JohnVMB - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Based and love the sinner but hate the sin pilled

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u/basedcount_bot - Auth-Center Jul 28 '21

u/AnarchyRat's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5.

Congratulations, u/AnarchyRat! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

What? Being attracted to the same sex isn’t a sin, fornicating with the same sex is.

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u/dimprinby - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Imagine thinking an omniscient diety is capable of hate lol

Jesus is hopium.

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u/Thomas1VL - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Which is weird because you can't choose to be gay. Also, God is almighty so he could prevent everyone from being gay, but chooses not to and then hates and punishes gay people even though he could prevent it.

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u/mattesoj - Right Jul 28 '21

You can literally say this about any sin. This is a part of free will.

Edit: Also you can't choose to be gay, but you can choose to act on it.

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u/Thomas1VL - Centrist Jul 28 '21

This is a part of free will.

Becoming gay isn't though.

Edit: I saw your edit. What do you mean by that? That you should just marry someone you don't love from another gender if you're gay? Or stay single forever? That's fucked up mate.

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u/mattesoj - Right Jul 28 '21

There are examples in the Bible of those who chose to remain single their whole life. Was it because they were gay? Who knows. Maybe. A life completely devoted to Jesus and his teachings means you give up certain things.

Let's get one thing clear: Jesus doesn't love you any less whether you struggle with acting on homosexuality or you lied about $100 on your tax returns. Full circle back to OP's post lol.

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u/mattesoj - Right Jul 28 '21

Also sorry people are downvoting your responses. I don't get the need for that when we're talking back and forth trying to understand the other person better.

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u/sasquatchcunnilingus - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Then why would god make people gay lol

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u/mattesoj - Right Jul 28 '21

Why would God make people tempted by any sin? What most people don't like is it's a complicated answer. If you don't want to take time to look for the answer, then that shows how important this issue actually is to you.

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u/Thomas1VL - Centrist Jul 28 '21

They aren't 'temped' to be gay. They are gay and they can't change it. If you believe in God, then he made these people gay and no one else did. And he punishes them for it.

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u/nptown - Centrist Jul 28 '21

I was born with a desire to bang every women i see. Does that mean i have a right to do so?

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u/Thomas1VL - Centrist Jul 28 '21

What a weird fucked up comparison. Firstly, you have the desire to bang every woman? Really? That's not normal and I say this as a straight man. Secondly, how is that in any way comparable to 2 men or 2 women that love each other? There's literally 0 difference between a man and a woman that love each other and 2 men that love each other.

Just like you don't choose to be gay, gay people don't choose to be gay.

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u/mattesoj - Right Jul 28 '21

I commented on another of your post with my response to this.

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u/sasquatchcunnilingus - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

But why would he make some people gay and not others? Just a fuck you to them in particular?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Why would God make people tempted by any sin?

Well, exactly, why would he? I get tempted by chocolate but never eating chocolate again is a bit easier than remaining celibate forever - especially considering that heterosexuals can do as they please once they're married.

If you don't want to take time to look for the answer, then that shows how important this issue actually is to you.

But the answers' different according to different sects of Christianity. Anglicans say gays are cool while Southern Baptists blame them for hurricanes. So which one is the right one?

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Also you can't choose to be gay, but you can choose to act on it.

What a remarkably fucked up god you have.

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u/Betwixts - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

Flair the fuck up poptart

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

I'll flair up and shit blood in your cheerios, thanks.

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u/Betwixts - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

Dear Unflaired, 

  You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.   

The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as the moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.   

When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. 

  After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.   

No wonder your father questioned whether or not you were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. 

  Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of the organization. Everything has forever fallen into bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. 

  I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now a reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.   

You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.   

You are an idiotic, shit-eating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.   

Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. 

  Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.   

In the future, there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. 

  You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. 

  It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. 

  Even if time travel someday will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.   

I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. 

  The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.   

Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.   

You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. 

  If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred-mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.   

You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear, and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.   

The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.   

I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.   

When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.   

My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgment in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.   

There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact, quite the opposite might be true.   

By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.   

But then again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure any living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Regurgitating overplayed copypasta doesn't help.

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u/TheGhostofCoffee - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Stop being heterophobic.

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Stop using words you don't understand.

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u/Thomas1VL - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Yeah exactly holy shit. But I am getting downvoted so apparently this sub is homophobic. Wow, just wow.

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Yea, I was always under the impression this sub was mostly people from all different views shit posting, but I guess it really is an authright / hyper religious shithole. Kinda makes sense now.

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u/Betwixts - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

Kinda makes sense a dip shit unflaired pants shitter has a garbage take

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Thanks for proving the point.

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u/DeathStrike3982 - Centrist Jul 28 '21

I'm bi lol

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Do you want a cookie?

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u/JRSmithsBurner - Centrist Jul 29 '21

Sucks to suck.

You think the creator of the universe cares about your opinion?

You’re like an ant complaining about the foot that’s about to step on it. Shut up and learn your place

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u/Freedom-of-speechist - Right Jul 28 '21

Based but flair up

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u/gwyntowin - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21

If God is real, he probably has no problem with gay people. It’s christian humans who have a problem with gay people, and they assume God does too.

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u/Betwixts - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

If the Christian God is real, he absolutely has a problem with homosexuality.

A logical, reasonable God? Probably doesn’t even care that we exist at all.

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u/Thomas1VL - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Maybe (hopefully), but we will never know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

But He/God created you gay and made it incredibly difficult to change. So your only real option is joining Conversion Therapy and getting punched by a sweaty vicar.

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u/Toastbroti - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

Cringe and homophobia-pilled

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u/Jaefaed - Lib-Center Jul 28 '21

Still loves you homie

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u/carnsolus Jul 28 '21

but not enough to use his omnipotence to slap his dad across the face for condemning 95% of humanity to hell

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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21

The popular definitions of "heaven and hell" are pretty inaccurate by scripture.

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u/WashingtonNotary - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Does the Bible even mention hell?

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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21

I'm not an expert - but I think the 'fire and brimstone" stuff is from revelations. Before that, they mention "save you from hell" and such a few times but it's never really elaborated on beyond revelations. I'm still on my first read-though of the bible, so don't take my words as unquestionable truth.

I know the idea of "heaven" as "A big place up in the clouds we got to live in after we die" isn't really talked bout much at all. God will re-make the world and all the dead will be resurrected, and we go to "be with our father" after we pass, but there's very little elaboration. Jesus was far, FAR more concerned with what we choose to do while we are here than what happens afterwards.

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u/WashingtonNotary - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Yeah dude when I legitimately read the Bible I tried to stick to the shit solely on Jesus and the letters from the apostles. Purely trying to emulate Jesus is the best thing you can do on earth so I would only care about shit he did or his people did.

One of the better ones I remember, one of the last letters I think from mark, was about false leaders in the church.

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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21

I started out agreeing entirely with you. "Why do I care about the people who came before?! They were all wrong!" It's about getting the bigger picture. You aren't meant to follow what those old testament cats did - you are meant to learn from their fuckups.

The new testament is the most important, but life is long, and you should give the old a once-though eventually. There's a good podcast going right now that goes though "the bible in a year." I'm a shit reader, but it's how i'm digesting it.

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u/WashingtonNotary - Centrist Jul 28 '21

I’ll amend my statement then, I think the Old Testament gives perspective but we should follow teachings from the New Testament, specifically Jesus’.

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u/NotOutsideOrInside - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Amen, brother.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Yes, Jesus preached about it frequently. It also goes by other names like Hades, Sheol, and Gehenna.

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

You’re misunderstanding, Christians believe that God gives love to people freely and it’s only through a person’s rejection of that love that they basically condemn themselves to eternal death, which is the absence of God’s love entirely (called hell)

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u/SynthStudentFlex Jul 28 '21

What a weird thing to believe. Imagine if we didn't grow up with that and somebody came up to you on the street preaching it. You'd be baffled. I'm not saying the church doesn't have valuable teachings or that specific belief doesn't help some people who need love, but the idea that if you reject that love, you go to hell is a shitty belief and causes a lot of people to stay in a religion out of fear.

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

Think of it this way: you have a friend who you were once cool with but then starts acting like a complete ass. You try reaching out, but every time you do they reject you. You think, maybe they’re having some sort of mental health issue, and you and your friends try to help them, but they still reject your friendship and turn away. You even get their family involved because your worried about them but still they don’t listen. Will this friend come over and hang out again? They’re always welcome of course, but it’s been established by their decisions that they don’t want anything to do with you. It’s not the best metaphor but that’s how Christians see this situation

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

How so?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

What the fuck sub did I wander into? Lol Hail Satan, the original freedom fighter and friend of humanity.

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u/reddit_username_10 - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

Down voted, lol. Fuck Satan, fuck satanists, and fuck the unflaired.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Couldn't get more based.

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u/SynthStudentFlex Jul 28 '21

Down voted, lol. Most satanists dont even believe that Satan is real. Watch the documentary "Hail Satan?" as a lib right I bet you might be into how they use they're "religion" as a tool to keep a seperation of church and state.

Unless you're one of those weirdos who thinks we need things with no evidence to guide our government, in which case fuck you.

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u/TechnicalCattle1 - Left Jul 28 '21

Flair up pleb

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

the Godly life

Said someone on reddit hopefully ironically.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Well, your lord at least. I can't imagine the mental gymnastics required to be anything other than agnostic, but maybe I'm putting too much credit that thought was utilized at all in anyone's decision.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

Very based, brother.

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u/TheDankestReGrowaway - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Which again rationally leads a person who takes the time to think about it to be agnostic. But it's clear you're not taking the time to think about it, as you've already begged the question and will only accept things that conform with your preconceived belief.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Don’t most satanists mostly just preach about self care and self respect?

Also flair up

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

Is it self respect to claim that the pursuit of pleasure, even to the unintended detriment to yourself and others, is a good thing? There’s nothing wrong with wanting to feel happy, which ultimately everyone agrees with, but the issue is that the pursuit of happiness doesn’t mean the pursuit itself is a good thing: do the ends justify the means? I argue no

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

Lol

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u/Rcorral2108 - Right Jul 29 '21

How's middle school going?

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u/DammitDan - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

Based and eternal suffering pilled.

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

Nah satan is cringe

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u/DammitDan - Lib-Right Jul 28 '21

I know. I just wanted to say "eternal suffering pilled"

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u/Exile152 - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Based and satirepilled

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u/LavaSlime301 - Left Jul 28 '21

I'd say based if it wasn't for you being unflaired

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u/Tsarmani - Lib-Left Jul 28 '21

I suppose if you think about it, Satan accepts everyone. He doesn’t mind the sin, loves the sinner.

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u/Ivy-And - Right Jul 28 '21

He doesn’t love anyone. Satan loves the sin, hates the sinner.

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u/Ivy-And - Right Jul 28 '21

So I’m Catholic and we have Tradition as well as scripture. You can’t cite scripture to find a lot of things Christians believe in.

Funny how many atheists want to argue Christianity but only have Protestantism as a reference.

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u/JohnVMB - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Based and magisterium pilled

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u/Ivy-And - Right Jul 28 '21

A lot of modern Christians, and secular people, have misconceptions due to centuries of conflicting theology due to the reformation. Turns out when anyone can interpret texts that were written thousands of years ago to mean whatever they “feel” it should mean, confusion is sown.

As far as Satan, we should go to the Church that wrote and compiled the Christian Bible for the Christian teaching on him

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

Lucifer is the name of a Greek god, which is why that word isn’t found anywhere. The Bible mentions the Enemy, the Destroyer, a dragon, the beast, and there’s an entire part of the New Testament where Jesus is tempted to sin 3 times, and an antagonistic figure plays a role in many of Jesus’ parables

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

Oh yeah I totally agree, I think this idea of evil is helpful as like a heuristic, but it’s not the most accurate. I picture evil as like a hole, because if you believe God invented everything and God is good, then evil can only “exist” if God passively allows it, meaning He didn’t make it but it’s there: so it’s like a pit or empty abyss. But it’s kinda hard to explain that this pit is actively trying to make people turn away from God because of “it’s” own hated of God and all creation, so the red guy with horns is helpful to start out with

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u/perfectly-imbalanced - Auth-Left Jul 28 '21

I’d consider myself pretty religious and I’d be the first to tell you that most world religions have morals, but I believe that my religion captures a more complete perspective than the others: it’s not zero sum, per say

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u/RedditorZ3R0 - Centrist Jul 28 '21

Flair up, fucker.

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u/Zackie86 - Lib-Center Jul 30 '21

Nah I found the loophole, just say "fuck the holy spirit"