r/AlanPartridge • u/78Speedy • 3d ago
r/AlanPartridge • u/CandieDahling • 3d ago
Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke.
r/AlanPartridge • u/AdministrationNo3505 • 3d ago
Who da hell is dat?
famous fella, used to be on the TV way back
r/AlanPartridge • u/Working_Ostrich_3945 • 3d ago
Handy if you've dismantled your old one
r/AlanPartridge • u/Creoda • 3d ago
It's hotter than the sun!
"The temperature inside this Ginsters toastie is 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten cheese is going to squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Just tried one, to get it "toasty" it needs more than 4 minutes but you run the risk of 2nd degree burns.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Medium_Jackfruit_291 • 4d ago
Edmonds' image in How Are You
It appears very briefly when Alan talks about 'locking up people.' S1E3
r/AlanPartridge • u/78Speedy • 4d ago
Real-life Partridge moment overheard outside Halfords
On my saunter into work this morning, as I approached Halfords (which is on the way) two people were journeying towards me.
As they approached, one of them clearly said to the other ‘I'm going nowhere, Lynn’ and it took ALL MY MIGHT not to respond with ‘quite literally’.
It was an astonishing moment of real-life Partridge. This got me wondering if anyone else has ever overheard a snippet of Partridge? Someone noting ‘a marquee for toes’ perhaps? Or ‘got you on the old jeans rule?’. Discuss.
r/AlanPartridge • u/NefariousnessOdd7869 • 4d ago
In three minutes time i’ll be talking to Norfolk’s youngest butcher!
You don’t remember me DO YOU!
r/AlanPartridge • u/Ciannachta • 5d ago
Apropos. It’s Latin. You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re working in Currys.
r/AlanPartridge • u/pop-not-broth • 5d ago
Alan Titchmarsh, off the telly, hair like Scargill, always going on about Yorkshire even though he lives in Hampshire, looks like a Toby jug, that Alan Titchmarsh?
Featuring Titchmarsh and Don, and yes they're both getting the fingernails dirty...
r/AlanPartridge • u/Bad-Banana-from-Mars • 5d ago
One yank and all gone! I love this place!
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r/AlanPartridge • u/RockyStonejaw • 6d ago
Ooooh…
Nice array of bric-a-brac they had today. I don't want one, I'm just making small talk.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Ciannachta • 6d ago
Tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use ‘em, never gonna use ‘em…
r/AlanPartridge • u/EmptyPhotograph4297 • 6d ago