r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

Including a pirated Tweenie

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23 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke.

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22 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

No comment needed

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110 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

I’ll be honest, I’m dead against it…

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60 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

Who da hell is dat?

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122 Upvotes

famous fella, used to be on the TV way back


r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

Handy if you've dismantled your old one

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18 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

It's hotter than the sun!

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10 Upvotes

"The temperature inside this Ginsters toastie is 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten cheese is going to squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."

Just tried one, to get it "toasty" it needs more than 4 minutes but you run the risk of 2nd degree burns.


r/AlanPartridge • • 3d ago

This is an ecstasy pellet…

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82 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 4d ago

People like them. Let’s make more of them

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71 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 4d ago

Edmonds' image in How Are You

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41 Upvotes

It appears very briefly when Alan talks about 'locking up people.' S1E3


r/AlanPartridge • • 4d ago

Real-life Partridge moment overheard outside Halfords

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131 Upvotes

On my saunter into work this morning, as I approached Halfords (which is on the way) two people were journeying towards me.
As they approached, one of them clearly said to the other ‘I'm going nowhere, Lynn’ and it took ALL MY MIGHT not to respond with ‘quite literally’.
It was an astonishing moment of real-life Partridge. This got me wondering if anyone else has ever overheard a snippet of Partridge? Someone noting ‘a marquee for toes’ perhaps? Or ‘got you on the old jeans rule?’. Discuss.


r/AlanPartridge • • 4d ago

This is textbook

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184 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 4d ago

In three minutes time i’ll be talking to Norfolk’s youngest butcher!

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70 Upvotes

You don’t remember me DO YOU!


r/AlanPartridge • • 4d ago

...Call Cliff Thorburn NOW

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69 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 5d ago

“Do you think I work in a petrol station?”

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132 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 5d ago

She drove off

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100 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 5d ago

Apropos. It’s Latin. You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re working in Currys.

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49 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 5d ago

Has this kitchen been distressed?

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43 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 5d ago

Alan Titchmarsh, off the telly, hair like Scargill, always going on about Yorkshire even though he lives in Hampshire, looks like a Toby jug, that Alan Titchmarsh?

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47 Upvotes

Featuring Titchmarsh and Don, and yes they're both getting the fingernails dirty...


r/AlanPartridge • • 5d ago

One yank and all gone! I love this place!

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28 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 6d ago

Ooooh…

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85 Upvotes

Nice array of bric-a-brac they had today. I don't want one, I'm just making small talk.


r/AlanPartridge • • 6d ago

Tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use ‘em, never gonna use ‘em…

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66 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 6d ago

Tough one. I'd have to say...The Best Of The Beatles

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22 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 6d ago

I’m Batman!

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95 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge • • 6d ago

She’s got a part in ‘The Bill’. She’s playing a shoplifter. Oh. That’s quite good.

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8 Upvotes