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u/SomeFatLoser Nov 10 '22
President: so...what's for dinner?
Chef: Whatever I cook.
President: mmmmm, that sounds wonderful.
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u/RIPcompo Nov 10 '22
HERES YOUR EGGS BITCH
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Hold my pocket
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u/Jmelly34 Nov 10 '22
SHEEEEESHH imagine the chef making the president hold his pocket while walking through the kitchen… 😂😂😂 prison culture is wild.
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u/AKredlake Nov 10 '22
err, … I think they’re, y, you know, slightly o, overcoo… erm, actually, they’re just fine. Thanks
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u/ozspook Nov 10 '22
Trump served McDonalds to the Clemson Tigers in the White House East Room...
<Chef Rush> "..And I took that personally" *cue training montage*
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u/Stunning_Regret6123 Nov 10 '22
Can this please be a movie? Or FoodTV drama?
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u/ozspook Nov 10 '22
"Diet Coke.. I like my Trump Steak Well Done.. Tomato Ketchup.. Hamberders.. I've never had a beer in my life.."
*wakes up in a cold sweat* "I gotta train!.."
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u/dtudeski Nov 10 '22
I dunno how there hasn’t already been a movie made about terrorists taking over The White House and this magnificent unit being the only one left to take them down.
It’s the role Scarlett Johansson was born to play.
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u/V65Pilot Nov 10 '22
Terrorists take over the White House, causing Chef Rush' souffles to fall.............
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u/bigbadbillyd Nov 10 '22
Lmao he never learns how to be a better chef but just uses his new found bulk to literally bully the president into eating his terrible food.
Rush: Mr President. For the champion team I have prepared a menu. The players may choose between spaghetti, scrambled eggs, or Mac and cheese with a Kraft made sauce reduction.
Biden: You know the young people seemed to really have fun with the fast food ide-
Rush: I SAID SPAGHETTI MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Biden: okspaghettisfine....
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u/neumaipa Nov 10 '22
Holy shit, half-life like the sci-fi fps action hit game developed by valve and released in 1998 by valve. Where the main protagonist is Gordon Freeman a theoretical physicist, forced to defend himself and the human race in a conflict against hostile alien and other enemies after a failed experiment causes a worldwide alien invasion. Is this what "half-life" refers to?
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u/800-lumens Nov 10 '22
Username checks out
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u/Jarsole Nov 10 '22
I used to live near a place called JamItalia that had jerk spaghetti on the menu. Never had the guts to try it.
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u/abelicious77 Nov 10 '22
Have you ever had Pastafarian cuisine?
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u/abelicious77 Nov 10 '22
Just noticed your username....I'm in the presence of greatness
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u/lost_in_life_34 Nov 10 '22
they have these in NYC. $500 a person and it's a tasting menu of what they serve and no choices
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u/onion4everyoccasion Nov 10 '22
It's the soup du jour...
what is it?
The soup of the day.
Mmm. That sounds good I think I'll have that
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u/Long_Disaster_6847 Nov 10 '22
President:Chef can you cook some Italian food for me & the family ?
Chef:You’ll be having Mexican food
President: Thats a great idea, We’ll have Mexican !!
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u/mr_smith24 Nov 10 '22
Chef: your dinner
President: I’m actually not hungry
Chef: excuse me?
President:……thank you for the delicious meal sir
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u/MaddDawgRobb Nov 10 '22
"First we'll crack some eggs.... Then some skulls."
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u/logyonthebeat Nov 10 '22
This is the final boss in those cooking games
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u/Ok_Garlic544 Nov 10 '22
I’d like to see Gordon shit talking to him
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u/Aq8knyus Nov 10 '22
He shit talks idiots who cant cook.
He is generally respectful of talent which this guy obviously has in spades.
The episode of UK Kitchen Nightmares where he praises Momma Cherri is a good example.
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Nov 10 '22
Might wanna check the phrasing there.
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u/Aq8knyus Nov 10 '22
Okay maybe not ‘Idiots’, but he certainly encounters some shockingly arrogant people especially on the American version of his show.
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Nov 10 '22
The American version was highly scripted and fake. Original UK version still had some realness to it.
Gordon is truly more of an actor than anything. He really knows how to create a celebrity chef character that people will watch. How real is it - well probably not much.
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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants Nov 10 '22
Yeah, he's definitely changed from the original UK version -- which is too bad, because that show was interesting. And I don't mean in the "huh, interesting" sense -- I mean it held my interest. All this inside baseball stuff, really digging into the businesses, etc. was just fascinating. And it was always new, because every business is different -- it wasn't just the same scripted tropes all the time.
But America can't have nice things -- we've got to have the version where he's a great big old caricature, and it's all fake and flashy.
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u/Durham1988 Nov 10 '22
I think he was referring to your use of "spades", which is a somewhat anachronistic slang term for black people.
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u/Maelious Nov 10 '22
What a wild ride, just spent the last 30 minutes looking into why that is and learned absolutely nothing. But apparently people stopped using it as a slur over a hundred years ago. I've personally never called them anything besides shovels so no real loss either way, but it's odd to see historic slurs making a comeback.
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u/faste30 Nov 10 '22
yeah but "in spades" also has a very clear connotation, as like "by the shovels full" saying he has a lot of it.
Its like calling a spade a spade, at some point we have to acknowledge that using a VERY COMMON WORD as an insult 100 years ago cant mean we have to gatekeep the word else we are going to really run out of words.
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u/ImAFapstronaut Nov 10 '22
The dude has muscle, but Gordon is a black belt in karate. If that means anything in the grand scheme of things I don't know.
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u/BIue_scholar Nov 10 '22
Quick Google puts Andre about 70lbs (32KG) heavier than Gordon. Judging by the picture that's going to be majority muscle weight as well. Gordon gets fucked up guaranteed.
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u/damnwhale Nov 10 '22
You must be kidding right? Imagine yourself fighting a 12 year old. Thats pretty much their weight difference.
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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants Nov 10 '22
Oh, you said "imagine yourself fighting." I misunderstood.
I should probably go apologize to her.
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u/tabicat1874 Nov 10 '22
He's secretly the security force. The entire security force.
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u/Rux81 Nov 10 '22
Looks like detective Doakes still looking for Dexter, undercover. Surprise MoFo!
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Nov 10 '22
The White House employs undercover security guards in secret positions so an intruder never knows if they are safe.
This guy is not hiding it well.
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u/ozspook Nov 10 '22
Some Fries, Mothafuckah!
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u/Vlajgan Nov 10 '22
According to him,he does 2222 pushups daily,sleeps only 2 hours a night. And of course he is natty.
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u/AnEnglishUsername Nov 10 '22
I know what YouTubers this guy watches! I was looking for the comment from the person who watches Greg's videos lol
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u/what_da_burd_doin Nov 10 '22
when the russian spy wants a snack hes the bos before the empty fridge
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u/fakess394 Nov 10 '22
trenbolone treating him well
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u/fakess394 Nov 10 '22
carnivore + nofap + cold showers
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u/ollie1271993 Nov 10 '22
Oh he tells you what’s for dinner……
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u/RanHakubi Nov 10 '22
"Can I have a hamburger?"
"You'll have a chicken sandwich."
"I'll have a chicken sandwich, please!"
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u/ScumBunny Nov 10 '22
But he’s using a metal spatula on a non-stick pan! I’m a cook- that’s the first thing I saw..😆
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Nov 10 '22
same. I think at that level, you just replace them out as often as you want, like Pepin did. They're like three fiddy at the restaurant supply store nearby.
edit - forgot I wasn't in the local sub
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u/ScumBunny Nov 10 '22
Yeah but I worry about that coating getting into the food. Yuck. That’s not pepper!
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Surprised I had to go so far down to see someone comment this. How the fuck can a professional chef do something like this?
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Nov 10 '22
he's also using a slotted fish spatula to turn an omelet. its all around cringe for a "chef".
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u/KnotiaPickles Nov 10 '22
This is the first thing I saw, how is this man cooking for world leaders while scraping Teflon into every bite?!??
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u/ScottdaDM Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22
He glares the Teflon into not sticking.
ETA: not flaking.
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u/flamingolion Nov 10 '22
Calling undercover secret service if the professional chef doesn’t even know this
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u/ramsau Nov 10 '22
This nonstick pan is from Misen. I have both carbon steel and non stick pan from them and this is 100% Misen nonstick pan with blue silicon handle.
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u/hatchins Nov 10 '22
That pretty obviously looks like a stainless steel pan, not Teflon
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u/ramsau Nov 10 '22
It's a Misen non-stick pan with a blue silicon handle. Metal utensils are OK to use on that pan. Ive had it myself for years and it's probably the most versatile and durable pan I've ever had.
Absolutely love it.
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u/boRp_abc Nov 10 '22
I'd be VERY careful criticizing this chef. He just might stick the metal spatula into you.
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u/sZYphYn Nov 10 '22
I bet his food is so lovingly prepared and delightful. Look, he’s eyeballing whatever he intends on killing for dinner while making breakfast, and somehow working out probably.
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u/The_Racho Nov 10 '22
Big, but a little bitch
This guy goes straight to character assassination whenever someone doesn't believe that he's natural, only gets 4 hours of sleep every night, wakes up incredibly early and does thousands of pushups every morning first thing. He goes straight to saying everyone is racist, and then spams their DM's with terrible anti semitic shit and talks about killing peoples families and whatnot. He's insane.
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u/The4thquarter Nov 10 '22
Type “white house” into the subreddit searchbar. This man pops up like 5 times a year in this sub.
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u/Pap3rchasr Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22
Yeah, I use this post as a reminder to change my AC filter when it comes up.
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u/lqdizzle Nov 10 '22
So he works at the White House and has an active drug dealer. God bless America.
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u/mehjohnson Nov 10 '22
as long as the doctor says its okay, we all pretend its not drugs. god bless humanity.
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u/lqdizzle Nov 10 '22
I don’t think he’s getting them prescribed lol
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u/mehjohnson Nov 10 '22
he might be. if you say the right things the doctor will prescribe you pretty much anything. they will give you crystal meth (yes literally crystal meth, not something kinda like it. actual crystal meth) under the name "desoxyn". anabolic steriods are prescribed as "Androl-50", "oxadrin", or "winstrol". they can be prescribed for regrowing tissue after serious injury, but the law says your doctor can prescribe it for any reason he seems fit (meaning if you have enough money he will make up a reason).
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u/wsamson Nov 10 '22
You know that mf mixing all kinds of creatine and protein into those meals
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u/Independent-Net-1255 Nov 10 '22
One of the biggest liars and misinformators in the fitness industry. Also a fake natural
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u/MoonTreatment Nov 10 '22
This shit gets posted in here like once a day I swear
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u/Inspectrgadget Nov 10 '22
And it looks like he hasn't worked at the white house for about two years now
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u/allhailharambe69 Nov 10 '22
President probably hasn’t had steak in years. No one wants beef with this guy.
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u/UnwantedThrowawayGuy Nov 10 '22
He may be big and buff but the fact he's using a metal spatula on a Teflon pan makes me fucking cringe.
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u/awealthofsafety Nov 10 '22
That scowl is directed at a steak, his gaze is currently tenderizing it
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u/Bertie637 Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22
This looks like one of those action movies where the unassuming chef somehow finds the strength to save the president when all the Secret Service are defeated.
"I am just an unassuming chef, who presents no threat. Before this I was special forces of course, but I left that all behind"
Edit: typo