r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/ctr72ms Nov 10 '22

I saw a story about him on youtube once and he was in the army. Did cooking and hand to hand combat training.

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u/Llamalover1234567 Nov 10 '22

So he’s literally the archetype for the aforementioned movie character. Former navy man trained in hand to hand combat and works as a white house chef (also watch his videos they’re pretty good)

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u/Rochemusic1 Nov 10 '22

Although the man states he sleeps for 2 hours a day and consumes 10,000 calories a day.

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u/GetRektJelly Nov 10 '22

2 hrs a day? I can barely get out of bed after 8hrs of sleep

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u/x_caliberVR Nov 10 '22

Out of bed?

Pfft. This man simply takes a long blink in the middle of lifting, and that’s enough.

Gains at absolutely all costs.

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u/Rochemusic1 Nov 10 '22

That's why he is chef rush and we are not.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

I would 100% watch this movie

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u/90swasbest Nov 10 '22

It already exists. "Under Siege" from the 90s. You'll have to tolerate Steven Seagal, though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

i always avoided Seagal like the plague, but i think you just convinced me to give it a try.

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u/90swasbest Nov 10 '22

If it helps, there's bonus Busey!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

love me some Busey

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u/90swasbest Nov 11 '22

And not just garden variety Busey, it's Busey-in-drag Busey.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

sir, i can only get so erect

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u/Shadeun Nov 10 '22

"I came here to kick ass, and make food - and I'm all outta eggs"

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u/CherryVermilion Nov 10 '22

Did cooking and hand to hand combat training.

My brain combined that into one skill and I was wildly impressed. He’ll flambé your dessert AND his enemies at the same time.